harleyscars Chapter 8 Your Dad Doesn't Do Anything
Chapter 8 Your Dad Doesn't Do Anything
"You can order takeaway if you're hungry." As he said, Lu Wuqi took out his mobile phone, ready to show mercy to Zhong Xunxing and order an expensive takeaway meal that cost more than [-] yuan, but Zhong Xunxing didn't accept it at all. He directly refused: "The takeaway is dirtier than just the shit. You don't know if the store will spit in it because of a bad mood, and you don't know if there will be flies in it."
"The chances of this happening are very small."
"Our company's takeaway brother often sees the store doing this."
"So what? As the saying goes, if you don't clean up, you won't get sick if you eat it. Just eat some takeaway with fly drool, it's better than starving now."
"The words "you don't get sick after eating dirty" refer to people like you who eat junk food and food stalls every day because your family is not rich. People like me, who drink airborne water and eat Michelin since childhood, will die if they eat unclean food."
"Okay. Then you are hungry, you deserve it."
Eat a meal and engage in class divisions to discriminate against the poor?What the hell.
Duan Zhong imprisoned the stench of capitalism for a while, and Lu Wuqi glanced at Bai Zhong, who was angry, before turning over and getting out of bed.
"I'm going to the toilet."
Although it was said to go to the toilet, Lu Wuqi had been hungry before, and he understood the pain of starvation.Thinking that Xunxing Zhong was enduring this kind of pain, he struggled for a moment, and went to the kitchen to take out the leftovers from last night, mixed them with sausage and eggs, fried a large plate of fried rice, and brought it back to Xunxing Zhong's room.
"Here."
After closing the door, Lu Wuqi handed the fried rice and chopsticks to Zhong Xingxing.
Seeing the hot golden fried rice, Zhong Xunxing was surprised for a moment, and Chao Lu Wuji, who was a little disappointed, complained, "I prefer to eat spaghetti."
What the hell is Mr. Zhong Xingxing?
Make him fried rice and he doesn't appreciate it but complains about having spaghetti?
Lu Wuqi wished he could be sentenced to two mouths, but he endured it.He told himself that he was a gentle and refined man, and his son was still sleeping next door. He couldn't fight Zhong Xunxing, and then he stretched out his hand and passed the fried rice forward, "Now there is only fried rice, you can force yourself to eat it."
“I’d rather have creamy pasta with assorted mushrooms.”
"You don't eat fried rice, do you?"
"I'd rather eat pasta."
"Do you not eat fried rice?"
"I'd also like to have pasta with asparagus and smoked salmon in a white sauce."
"I don't care what you want to eat. I just have a bowl of fried rice here today. You don't want to eat it or not! It's not your choice!"
It was really unbearable, Lu Wuqi directly stuffed the bowl and chopsticks into Zhong Xingxing's arms, and viciously forced Zhong Xingxing to eat the fried rice, Zhong Xingxing took the fried rice, and picked up the bowl to eat with a pitiful, wronged and weak look.
Satisfied, Lu Wuqi turned over and climbed onto the bed, set up the pillow and brushed Weibo while supervising Zhong Xingxing not allowing Zhong Xingxing to leak rice while eating.Zhong Xunxing liked to leak rice when he was in high school, and he hated waste, so he would stare at Zhong Xunxing when eating with Zhong Xunxing and ask Zhong Xunxing to pay attention to the behavior of leaking rice.
Zhong Xunxing ate it slowly under the rule of being extremely careful not to leak rice. Halfway through the meal, he suddenly asked Lu Wuqi, "Why didn't you tell me that you want to cook rice for me?"
Lu Wuqi was stunned for a moment, and took it for granted: "I am an actionist, I do what I want, and I don't like to greet others in advance."
"It's the same with having a child. You can give birth as soon as you want, and you don't even say hello to me."
"Yes, that's how I act."
"I kind of like how active you are."
"Thank you, I also like that I am so active."
"Actually, I like you as an activist..." Zhong Xunxing paused, and told Lu Wuqi firmly, "It's better to say I like you. I like your personality incidentally. I like you."
This is not the first time that Zhong Xingxing confessed his love to Lu Wuqi. The night he met Zhong Xingxing again, Zhong Xingxing confessed his love. Just like that night, Lu Wuqi still had no special feelings for Zhong Xingxing's confession. He was very indifferent. One sound.
"Oh."
Seeing that Lu Wuqi was still so indifferent, Zhong Xunxing couldn't help frowning: "Do you like me?"
Without hesitation for a second, Lu Wuqi answered decisively, "I don't like it."
Then Zhong Xing was silent.
Then Lu Wuqi didn't speak.
Then the two of them were quiet for a long time. Zhong Xunxing lowered his head and silently ate a few mouthfuls of fried rice. His eyes drifted to the bridge of Madison County on the bedside table, which first broke the unnatural and embarrassing atmosphere.
"Do you like that novel very much?" Zhong Xunxing asked Lu Wuqi with his eyes.
"I like it." Lu Wuqi immediately affirmed, "I really like this book, I must have read it at least twenty times."
"Twenty times..." Knowing that Lu Wuqi liked Madden Bridge so much, Zhong Xunxing had an indescribable expression on his face.
This expression made Lu Wuqi very upset: "What's the matter, does my liking this book hinder your reincarnation or prevent you from treating severe cerebral palsy at level [-]?"
"I just wonder why you like a book about the heroine cheating in marriage so much. Although the love between the hero and the heroine described in this book is very romantic, this book is about cheating in marriage, not the kind of first love that is so heart-pounding. It’s a positive result. The three views of this book are not correct.”
"Oh, you mean, I like to write books about infidelity in marriage, so my three views are wrong?"
"That's not true. But it's hard for me not to suspect that you have a desire for cheating in marriage."
"You think too much bro! I like this book and it has nothing to do with cheating in marriage. You have just finished reading this book, and there is a sentence in it that you still remember? Infatuation does not need a reason, so it can be called infatuation. I think this sentence is very reasonable, so I like this book.”
"Makes sense?" Zhong Xunxing sneered at this sentence, "I don't think it makes sense."
"It makes sense, doesn't it? You don't think it makes sense because you haven't experienced the feeling of infatuation. If you have experienced it, you will know that it makes sense." Lu Wuqi told Zhong Xingxing.
Hearing this, Zhong Xunxing looked suspiciously at Lu Wuqi, "So you have experienced the feeling of infatuation?"
The wall lamp was on, and the weak white light illuminated Xing Zhong's face extremely softly.
Looking at Xun Xing Zhong, Lu Wuqi hesitated for a moment, then lowered his eyes, "I have experienced it."
"who is it."
"A criminal."
"criminal?"
"A thief."
"Don't tell me you're obsessed with internet celebrities who went to jail for stealing battery cars."
"How is it possible...well, do you know Lupine?"
"I know Lupine. But I didn't know that you would also be obsessed with animated characters like Lupine. I thought only elementary school students like animated characters."
"Is it ok for any age group who likes animated characters?"
"That's it. I'm ignorant."
"You are not ignorant, you are too self-righteous."
"Thank you for the compliment."
"I'm not talking about your good points."
"There's nothing in the dictionary that says self-righteousness is a virtue."
"You..." "Ah, I'm done eating!"
Lu Wuqi was about to scold Zhong Xingxing for being shameless, but Zhong Xingxing had already eaten a plate of fried rice while talking, so the chat between the two ended here.Zhong Xingxing got up to wash the dishes, and Lu Wuqi put the book in the closet and continued to sleep.
When Zhong Xingxing returned to the room, Lu Wuqi was already asleep. Zhong Xingxing covered the air conditioner for Lu Wuqi, and fell asleep on his back.It was a peaceful night.
Since the next day was Saturday, Lu Wuqi didn't get up early and fell asleep all the time.Zhong Xunxing also didn't get up early, and fell asleep.
At about two o'clock in the afternoon, Lu Jiu was so hungry that he ran into Lu Wuqi's room and shouted - you are starving me to death, I want to call the police!Scared Lu Wuqi awake, Lu Wuqi reluctantly got up, and Zhong Xunxing got up accordingly.
Afterwards, Zhong Xingxing and Lu Jiu gathered in the living room to fight the battlefield, and Lu Wuqi went to the kitchen to cook.
Halfway through the cooking, Lu Wuqi felt annoyed, he thought why he had to cook because they were all men, so Lu Jiu and Zhong Xingxing could stop doing shit and wait for dinner?Just because he's going to have kids?Giving birth is obviously a skill that needs to be confessed, so why should he be a cow to the person who asked him to give birth to the child and the child he gave birth to? !Maybe it was because he got angry when he got up, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, so he simply threw down the kitchen knife and cooked instant noodles and fed them to Lu Jiu and Zhong Xingxing.
Zhong Xunxing and Lu Jiu were both hungry and a little scared of Lu Wuqi. Lu Wuqi cooked instant noodles and the father and son ate the instant noodles in silence without saying a word.
After eating the instant noodles, Lu Jiu wanted the family of three to watch a parent-child movie together, so Lu Wuqi and Zhong Xingxing put down their phones to accompany Lu Jiu to watch "A Couple Born".
The two reacted flatly to the movie at first, but because the heroine was too cute, the more they watched, the more they got into it, and the posture became more paralyzed.Watching the climax of the film, Zhong Xunxing's wallet suddenly fell out of his pajamas, and his ID card slipped out of the wallet.Zhong Xingxing didn't notice this because he was so focused on watching the movie, he just stared at the TV blindly.
Lu Jiu beside Zhong Xunxing saw Zhong Xunxing's ID card, and couldn't help picking it up and opening it curiously. When he saw the name on the ID card, Lu Jiu excitedly crawled to Lu Wuqi's side with his ID card, "Dad called Imprisonment!"
"Yes, yes." Lu Wuqi responded perfunctorily without interest, then pushed Lu Jiu to Xun Xing Zhong's side, and continued to concentrate on watching the movie.
He knew why Lu Jiu was excited. He used to think it was funny and worthwhile, but now he thought it was childish.
Although Lu Wuqi looked disinterested and obviously didn't want to hear what Lu Jiu had to say, Lu Jiu stepped over the prison sentence and climbed up to Lu Wuqi again, telling Lu Wuqi excitedly what he had discovered, "Mom, your name is Lu Wuqi, and your father's name is Zhong." Imprisonment, removal of surname, you add up to..."
"We add up to life imprisonment." Lu Wuqi interrupted Lu Jiu helplessly, "I know, this joke has been played crazily since your dad and I were assigned to the same class in the first year of high school. We didn't know each other well when we started school. Because of this meme, we became the two most famous people in the school. Everyone was keen to get me and your dad together, and your dad and I were forced to become friends. Know me and you When Dad was in a relationship, our class leader gave me and your dad a pair of toy handcuffs on behalf of the whole class, congratulating us on winning life imprisonment."
Zhong Xunxing, who was originally focused on watching the movie, suddenly interjected: "I still keep the handcuffs, I have a heart."
"Come on, who do you want to show it to? I haven't forgotten that the monitor of our class is called Dai Chuwei." Lu Wuqi glared at Zhong Xing, and directly stopped Zhong Xing.
"Wow! Dad is so thoughtful!" Lu Jiu didn't know Dai Chuwei, and was quite emotional about Zhong Xunxing's collection of handcuffs. After a while, Lu Jiu seemed to suddenly remember something, and looked at Lu Wuqi with pursed lips, " You and Dad's names are so special, why don't you give me a special name and call me Lu Jiu? Is it because Jiu has a special meaning?"
After Lu Jiu finished asking, Zhong Xunxing also looked at Lu Wuqi curiously.
"Yeah why?"