harleyscars Chapter 1 Your Dad Has Cerebral Palsy
Chapter 1 Your Dad Has Cerebral Palsy
"Changing into green clothes, lying down like this is not enough concealment, hiding in the grass will be snatched immediately."
"Only those who are afraid of death should wear green clothes? No change."
"...Then you can change to a yellow one."
"Okay, I changed it."
"If you change it... no, uh, what about the yellow clothes you agreed to? Is your dress too red?"
"This is an out-of-print suit that is officially limited to sale during the Chinese New Year this year. Players who have recharged more than 500 million can buy it. Why haven't you seen it before? Is it handsome?"
Looking at his teammates wearing red padded jackets and green hats, wearing blue rain boots and twisting around to show off their rich teammates on the screen of the mobile phone, he rarely asks ordinary players to play at the level of his former professional players, and never insults ordinary players in the game Lu Wuqi, who couldn't move, couldn't help but clicked his tongue, and moved to this guy who asked him to change into green clothes and hide in the grass, but said that only green clothes were worn by chickens. It was not so blatant to change into seven-color clothes that were so conspicuous as to commit suicide, messing around in the middle of the road In front of Huang's teammate with cerebral palsy, he killed the enemy behind him with one shot and at the same time fired twenty consecutive shots at the teammate he randomly matched, causing him to headshot into a box.
"Your father has no dead chicken! What kind of chicken is breaking people, get out of here!"
After cursing angrily, Lu Wuqi exited the game, collapsed on the sofa, and tried to calm himself down by staring up at the ceiling.
However, staring at the ceiling for a long time, the anger in his heart still couldn't dissipate.
It's almost the middle of the 21st century, how can there be such 24k purebred cerebral palsy?
Is it amazing to have money to buy skins?How amazing is the local tyrant?
If you kill two more people, you will win, but you have to stand on the road and be beaten. Is the brain not growing, or is it growing on the hair on the sole of the foot?
Absolutely!
The more Lu Wuqi thought about it, the angrier he became, and the more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and finally he decided——
Uninstall this game called Borderlands.
Lu Xun said that as long as he doesn't play games, those games with cerebral palsy will never affect his mood.
Lu Xun's brother also said that to stay away from cerebral palsy, start by uninstalling the game first!
Then he kept on doing nothing, and unloaded the ownerless battlefield.
After uninstalling the game, Lu Wuqi suddenly felt relaxed. He saw that the sky outside was red, and the lights falling on the refrigerator and lid opening machine beside him were all dim. He looked at his watch and found that it was already 04:30 in the afternoon, so he hurriedly cleaned up. Things closed the milk tea shop and went home.
When he came home, his son Lu Jiu was already at home. A short and thin little boy was leaning on the sofa with his legs crossed and watching Kamen Rider with a tablet. His cute blue and white navy style school uniform was dirty and full of mud. Grey, crooked red scarf, two almond-like black and bright eyes wide open.
Seeing the plaster on Lu Jiu's body, Lu Wuqi growled and lifted Lu Jiu up from the sofa, "Do you know how long I washed this sofa last week? I washed it for a whole day, brat! One day! You’re just like this, sitting on it when it’s so dirty? I’m so fucking... damn boy, wipe me off the sofa after taking a shower!!”
Because he felt that scolding Lu Jiu was useless, Lu Wuqi snatched Lu Jiu's cell phone and threw Lu Jiu into the bathroom.
"Wash and come out!"
Then, with a bang, the door was slammed shut.
Soon, there was the sound of splashing water in the bathroom.
This child was clean when he was young, but how did he get dirtier as he grew up...
Looking at Lu Jiu's figure jumping up and down in the bathroom through the frosted glass door, Lu Wuqi sighed for a long time.
He is a single father. He has been living alone since he was pregnant with Lu Jiu ten years ago. He took care of and raised Lu Jiu alone, and his life was very hard.He thought that as long as Lu Jiu grew up, he would live a more relaxed life, but he didn't expect that the older Lu Jiu grew up, the harder and harder he lived.When Lu Jiu was just born, he was still able to distract himself from becoming a professional e-sports player and winning the championship in the world. Now that Lu Jiu is nine years old, he is worried about Lu Jiu 24 hours a day, 25 hours a day. No chance to do it.
Throw Lu Jiu's schoolbag casually next to the trash can and take it back to Lu Jiu's room, Lu Wuqi returns to the living room, carefully cleans the sofa and the plaster on the floor, then makes a cup of coffee filled with sugar cubes, leans on the sofa Waiting for Lu Jiu to come out after taking a bath, I plan to educate Lu Jiu when Lu Jiu comes out so that Lu Jiu can learn to love cleanliness.
After about three to ten minutes, Lu Jiu took a shower, and as if she knew what Lu Wuqi was thinking, she consciously ran to Lu Wuqi.
"Dad, I was wrong. I already reflected on it when I took a shower. Sorry, I will never make myself so dirty again! I swear!"
"This is the 850th time you have sworn to me, Mr. Lu."
"This is the last time I swear! I will definitely change it next time!"
"You promise yourself that this is the last time you swear that you will change yourself next time, and this is already the 850th and sixth time, Mr. Lu."
"Dad, trust me, I am sincere this time! There will never be a next time!"
"You are sincere every time, and you are sincere in everything you do." Lu Wuqi showed an unusually kind smile to Lu Jiu, his rare hazel eyes squinted, "You broke the glass window of the school and you are also sincere." Yes, it’s also true that you take off the most handsome boy’s pants at school, it’s also true that you dance the pole dance during morning exercises, it’s also true that you fill the class book corner with multiplayer sports novels, and you burn it if you can’t finish your summer homework. It’s also sincere. You set up a company at school that specializes in helping people with their homework, hiring people to do their homework, helping people with their homework, and collecting five yuan for hiring people to do their homework. It’s also true that you pay fifty cents a time to make black money. You are at the same table as you and at the same time. You are also sincere in dating the three classmates at the table in front of you on the school rooftop, and you are also sincere in selling my championship trophy to the junk collector. You are really sincere. My sweetheart."
Speaking of this, Lu Wuqi's face changed suddenly. He squeezed Lu Jiu's face hard, and without warning, he became angry, "Are you still telling me the truth? Believe it or not, I will pooh your face! Do you want to change it or not? Cleanliness? Will you fix it next time!"
"It's my nature that I don't like cleanliness, how can I change it!"
"Where did you get your nature? You are just an acquired bad habit, change it for me!"
"My personality is inherited from you, Dad..."
"You don't cheat on me! Don't think that you can blame me for being my own son. I have never done anything to be criticized by the teacher before!"
"Really? I don't believe it." Lu Jiu looked at Lu Wuqi questioningly. Being asked this made Lu Wuqi couldn't help recalling the past, recalling the scene where he and Lu Pawu lived together.He told Lu Jiu solemnly, "Of course. When I was in school, I was a good student who received scholarships every year. Your weird personality is definitely not inherited from me."
"...Isn't it inherited from my father, then..." After a pause, Lu Jiu said naturally, "My character is inherited from my mother."
Lu Wuqi did not tell Lu Jiu that he was the mother who gave birth to Lu Jiu, but claimed that he was Lu Jiu's father, and Lu Jiu's mother had passed away due to dystocia.This caused Lu Jiu to always think that he had a dead mother who did not exist in 77, and kept bringing it up.Whenever Lu Jiu mentioned the so-called mother, Lu Wuqi would think of the man who made him pregnant ten years ago——
his first love.
He has lived for 28 years and almost 30 years, and the person he hates to think of the most is his first love.
Therefore, whenever Lu Jiu mentioned the so-called mother, he would immediately silence Lu Jiu.
"What nonsense are you talking about? You don't have a mother long ago. You are a child from Zaan." After speaking, Lu Wuqi angrily chased Lu Jiu to do his homework, "Go back to your room and do your homework."
"But I'm hungry. I want to eat first, and then do my homework when I'm full." Lu Jiu pointed to her hungry, deflated stomach for Lu Wuqi to see. Lu Wuqi wanted to be strict and let Lu Jiu endure it. Eating after homework is a punishment for dirtying the sofa, but Lu Jiu is his own flesh and blood born in October of his pregnancy. He didn't want Lu Jiu to starve, so he responded easily, "Okay, let's eat when we're full." Homework. What would you like for dinner?"
Lu Jiu immediately shouted excitedly: "Coke chicken wings! Spicy shredded chicken! Kung Pao chicken! Egg custard! Fried chicken legs! Braised chicken with mushrooms! Braised chicken and rice!"
Lu Wuqi was very speechless.
"Chicken killed your whole family in the previous life, how can you eat it like this?"
"I suddenly want to eat! Can't you!"
"Okay, why not. It's just that there are no chickens at home. I'll go out and buy a few chickens, and I'll make them for you when I come back." Rubbing Lu Jiu's frizzy hair, Lu Wuqi was about to go out, Lu Jiu seemed to suddenly remember something, pull Zhu Lu Wuqi said, "Dad, Dad, Dad, don't leave first, you play a game of no-owner's battle with me first!"
"Do not hit."
"why!"
"The whole broken game is a stupid teammate with cerebral palsy, I uninstalled it."
"Uninstalled? Don't, come back quickly, you promised to bring me up!"
"It's all unloaded, how can there be any reason to come back?"
"But you promised to bring me up!"
"Then I will break my promise."
"You promised me! How can you break your promise!"
"Why not?"
"Liar! Big liar! I hate Dad!" Lu Jiu yelled, lying on the ground crying, making trouble, and hanging himself. Lu Wuqi didn't want to take care of Lu Jiu, but he did promise Lu Jiu Lu Jiu's upper class is so that Lu Jiu can be promoted.
Reluctantly, he could only compromise and said, "Okay, okay, I'll just take you to the top."
After 2 minutes, Lu Wuqi will return to the game.
After leading Lu Jiu to win a beautiful game and helping Lu Jiu get promoted, he received an application to add a friend, because he was in a hurry to go out to buy food, so he pressed yes without looking at the friend's name.
When he went out with the vegetable basket, his notifications started to ring loudly.
He stopped and opened the private message column, and saw twenty private messages, all from this new friend who just added him, eighteen of which were sarcasm ridiculing him for being poor, and the last two were warnings:
Who do you think you are, to call me a jerk?
Stranger, I will make you pay for your unscrupulous words!
Seeing the word caiji, Lu Wuqi instantly understood that the friend he just added was the cerebral palsy teammate whom he insulted caiji with headshots before he went home.
I didn't expect this cerebral palsy to hold grudges so much and suffer from secondary illness, Lu Wuqi directly replied that if you have the ability, you come and kill me, otherwise your whole family will biss tonight, and then block this person.
Then Lu Wuqi uninstalled the game again, went to the supermarket to buy vegetables in a good mood, went home to cook for Lu Jiu, helped Lu Jiu with homework, and watched cartoons with Lu Jiu.After a busy day, he had forgotten about his cerebral palsy when he crawled into bed.
"Good night."
Saying goodnight to a photo of two little boys in rags on the bedside table, Lu Wuqi lay down peacefully and closed his eyes.
Just after closing my eyes for a while, the doorbell rang.
"Who is it!"
Lu Wuqi got up dissatisfied, didn't look at the cat's eyes, and directly asked who was the person outside the door through the door.
The person outside the door was silent for a moment, snorted coldly, and said arrogantly: "I'm here to make you pay for your unscrupulous words!"