harleyscars Chapter 81 Why Did Kind-Hearted Kimmich Secretly Raise a Ghost?
Chapter 81 Why Did Kind-Hearted Kimmich Secretly Raise a Ghost?
Chapter 81 Why Did Kind-Hearted Kimmich Secretly Raise a Ghost?
"This is a Kumanthong."
Kimmich quickly explained, "Remember when I went to your house and saw your Kumanthong? You said it could bring good luck, so I got one too."
Kimmich shrugged: "I know superstition is bad, but listen to me, I feel—"
"Wait! Wait!"
Hao Ren raised his hand to interrupt Kimmich, who was speaking.
Hao Ren walked to the sink, put the black doll back on its place, and examined it again.
On the altar were several sticks of incense that had already burned out, two bottles of German-made yellow beer, and a small dish of dark red, viscous liquid.
Suddenly realizing something, Hao Ren squinted and turned to look at Kimmich.
"Good, what's wrong?"
""
Hao Ren didn't say anything, but simply grabbed Kimmich's hand.
Sure enough, Hao Ren found the cut marks on the tip of Kimmich's left ring finger.
Clearly, his good buddy is feeding this brat with his own blood!
"What's wrong, Goode? It's just a little blood, it's nothing, the wound will heal in no time."
Kimmich tried to calm Hao Ren down, but the latter was already on the verge of exploding with emotion.
"No way, Chicken Bro, you're practically raising a ghost! We were playing soccer just fine, why are you raising a ghost?"
"I learned it from you."
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Hao Ren's lips twitched, and a long string of black dots floated past his head.
"My thing is called Goodson, not Kumanthong! The name was given to the doll by the fan who gave it to me; how could he possibly name a plush toy Kumanthong?!"
"what?"
Kimmich was stunned: "Did I remember the wrong name?"
"Isn't it obvious? How could Goodson and Kumanthong be the same thing?"
After being yelled at by Hao Ren a few times, Kimmich's face gradually turned red: "I know, it's a problem with Google. I did search for Goodson at first, I remember, and then Google said I searched the wrong thing—"
Hao Ren spread his hands: "You fucking bastard—I'm really impressed by you."
Seeing that Kimmich hadn't realized the seriousness of the problem, Hao Ren searched for "Little Ghost" on his phone and showed the results to his teammates.
According to online explanations, "raising ghost children" means making offerings to spirits who died unjustly and are filled with great resentment. These spirits are sealed by evil sorcerers and refined into black baby statues, and their resentment is used to gain power.
This is clearly not the same thing as Hao Ren's Goodson!
They only have the same first tone!
"I thought mine was the same as yours, the difference is so big!"
"————Alright, alright, Chicken Bro, where did you get this thing? Did you run into some bad guys?"
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Hao Ren was somewhat worried, and at the same time felt a little guilty.
If he hadn't placed the idol on his computer desk, Kimmich probably wouldn't have gone to all this trouble.
"That's quite possible."
Kimmich suddenly became serious: "That time when I left your house, didn't I make a mistake and turn your Goodson into a Kumanthong? Then I went online and found a master who claimed to be from Thailand, the really powerful kind."
"Then I told him I wanted a Kumanthong, and he sold me one for 800 euros, saying it wouldn't have any side effects."
"Won't there be any side effects?"
Hao Ren muttered, "He couldn't possibly be lying to you, could he? If he were lying, and you reported him, wouldn't that master's permanent residency card be gone?"
"You didn't lie to me, but I didn't want that thing."
Upon hearing this, Hao Ren's lips twitched, signaling Kimmich to continue.
"I asked him what this thing was for, and he said it could bring good luck, but the effect was very limited. I was really unhappy when I heard that. I'm a professional player, a little bit of good luck is definitely not enough."
"Hmm, and then?"
"Then I asked him if he had anything more ruthless. He said he also had a Kumanthong Plus—"
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"Okay, okay, stop talking, I understand."
Hao Ren had originally planned to take Kimmich to that master to get an explanation, but now it seems there's no need for that.
"Brother Chicken, why don't you Google it more? If you did more research, this kind of thing wouldn't have happened, right?"
"You're using your own life force to exchange for power when you raise a ghost child, isn't that a complete loss? Besides—"
Hao Ren looked Kimmich's little devil up and down: "This thing might not even work. It's like you're trading your blood for air."
"It's not entirely ineffective, has it? Haven't you noticed, Goode, that my rating has increased quite a bit in the last few matches?"
"???"
"no?"
Hao Ren suddenly became alert: "Brother Chicken, you haven't been influenced by this kid, have you?"
"Is there?"
"Definitely!"
Hao Ren said confidently, "Cut it off quickly. Just flush it down the toilet."
"Isn't this unnecessary? Why don't we just leave it like this?"
Kimmich seemed a little reluctant to hurt his own kid.
"Why would you put an egg in there? It definitely needs to be destroyed. Otherwise, what if this thing comes to your bed at night and sucks your blood?"
With that, Hao Ren picked up the little devil from the sink and headed straight for the toilet: "Destroying little devils will have a backlash, Chicken Bro, move aside, I'll take the blame for you!"
"No, no, no! Don't do this!"
Kimmich gestured for Hao Ren to stop: "This thing won't flush down the toilet, good boy. Forget it. Just leave it there, I'll throw it away with the trash another day. Don't worry, I'm 20 years old, this thing won't affect my brain."
Hao Ren carefully examined the toilet in the restroom, then compared the size of the little ghost statue in his hand, and finally sighed.
"Alright then, but Brother Chicken, you absolutely mustn't forget to throw this thing away."
"Although there's no scientific basis for it, it's really hard to say what's going on with this kind of evil thing."
Hao Ren returned the little devil statue to Kimmich: "Brother Chicken, we are upright people and should do upright things."
After saying that, Hao Ren walked out of the restroom, then suddenly stopped and turned to Kimihi, giving him some instructions.
"Brother Chicken, if you find yourself not sleeping well at night lately, or if something strange is pressing on you while you sleep, you must tell me. Hmm—although I don't believe in this stuff either. But you know, we still need to be careful."
Hao Ren said he didn't believe it, but he was actually panicking.
"Okay, no problem, Goode, trust me!"
Sports Weekly -- RB Leipzig players Hao Ren and Joshua Kimmich donated a total of 6000 euros to the earthquake-stricken area of Cangyuan, Yunnan, marking their first joint charitable activity.
[Having just pulled off a comeback victory against Bayer Leverkusen, he immediately donated money; it seems Hao Hao has a mastermind behind him!]
[Starting to play the metaphysical game, huh? Hahaha]
[Donating 5 yuan without saying anything, that doesn't seem like Hao Qiuwang's style, does it?]
[You still don't understand. It seems Hao Ren probably wanted to accumulate a large donation and then suddenly announce it, but he didn't expect to be followed by Sports Weekly.]
[Let's make a prediction: Leipzig will win all their remaining matches in March!]
"Poulsen, take your running start!"
"Break the door!"
"Goal! Poulsen's penalty!"
"1-0, Leipzig is in the lead!"
Karlsruhe 0-1 RB Leipzig
This is a match in the 24th round of the German Second Division, with Leipzig traveling to Karlsruhe for an away game.
Karlsruhe is not a weak team in the entire 2. Bundesliga, but they still seemed to be under a lot of pressure when facing Leipzig.
After all, Leipzig just came from behind to defeat Bayer Leverkusen and are on a roll!
"Hey! Slow down the pace!"
The home team coach was on the sidelines gesturing to his players, "Kick the ball to the flanks, don't give them a chance to press into the penalty area!"
Hearing the noise, Rangnick glanced to his right.
Judging from the home team coach's remarks, the opposing team seems to be planning to concede the match.
So————
Having made up his mind, Rangnick gestured to Poulsen on the field, raising both hands upwards.
With their opponents already on the verge of giving up, Leipzig chose to further accelerate the pace.
Rangnick is going to continue his dominance!
41th minute!
"The home team is in a bit of a predicament!"
"Hao Ren!"
"Awesome! Hao Ren hit the ball!"
"Leipzig's counterattack!"
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Rebic laid the ball off to Kimmich in the penalty area, who promptly curled a shot into the net.
Karlsruhe's goalkeeper wasn't in great form today, so Kimmich's goal came easily.
2: 0!
Leipzig extends its lead!
After extending their lead, Hao Ren, who had been defending in the backfield, suddenly started to make frequent forward runs in the second half, playing like an attacking midfielder.
This was a variation for Leipzig in the second half.
The effect was obvious; Hao Ren quickly created shooting opportunities for his teammates using his through ball ability.
A through ball to the edge of the penalty area!
Rebic!
boom!
3: 0!
The goal was confirmed by the referee. Rangnick adjusted his glasses, clapped, and then began making substitutions. His actions were fluid and seamless, as if they had been planned in advance.
【Hao Ren↓】
【Kaiser↑】
"Hao Ren has been substituted. Well, there's nothing we can do about it, guys. Leipzig has too much of an advantage today, and Rangnick won't let his key players continue playing."
"However, Leipzig's next match is still a week away, so Rangnick's substitution—"
As his mind was working, Wang Chao suddenly realized something and sat up straight.
"Leipzig has three more games this month. Is Rangnick trying to secure consecutive wins with this substitution?"
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"Whoosh, whoosh!!!"
The match has ended.
Sky Sports Germany
"After the score reached 3-0, both sides lost their offensive desire, so this score became the final result of the match."
"Yes, RB Leipzig won, which is also their first Bundesliga 2 victory this month."
As of now, after 24 rounds of league play, RB Leipzig remains in first place, and we can see that they have widened the gap with second-placed Ingolstadt—wow! A nine-point lead, almost reaching double digits!
Radio commentators were amazed by Leipzig's current lead, considering that just last December, Leipzig was fiercely battling Ingolstadt for the top spot in the league!
"Fans were previously very worried that Leipzig would be tactically analyzed by teams in the same league, but now it seems that this worry was unnecessary."
The commentator scoffed, "We all know Leipzig presses hard and counter-attacks, but we just can't seem to get past them."
"Ha ha!"
My colleague laughed: "Yeah, maybe that's the charm of positional ambiguity. Leipzig is giving off a clear yet unpredictable vibe right now. Overall, I think Leipzig is highly likely to win the 2. Bundesliga title this season. The question now is, with 10 rounds left, how many rounds can Leipzig clinch the title early? And—"
What kind of results will they achieve in the German Cup?
"Hey, Auburn, the German Cup draw is the day after tomorrow. Who do you think Leipzig's opponent will be?"
Upon receiving the question, the commentator named Auburn smiled knowingly: "As a commentator for the 2. Bundesliga, of course I hope the 2. Bundesliga teams win. So, in any case, I wish them no chance against Bayern or Dortmund. Go Leipzig!"
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The camera panned to Rangnick in the stands; the German coach was wearing his square-framed glasses and had no expression on his face.
Wolfsburg —
To be honest, the draw result wasn't particularly good for Leipzig, but it wasn't the worst either; it was a lower-middle-class draw.
"Actually, as long as it's not Dortmund or Bayern, I think we still have a certain chance against other teams. It's just a matter of how big the chance is. We already have a significant advantage in the league."
In an interview, Rangnick shared his views with reporters.
The team's performance is indeed good, and Ralf is quite confident.
His statement also illustrates that Leipzig will not tactically abandon cup competitions in order to win the 2. Bundesliga title.
Red Bull's first team training center.
Height: 1.80 meters
[Weight: 78kg]
"You've grown taller very quickly."
Almas held a piece of paper, looked at the numbers displayed on it, and then exclaimed in surprise.
"Isn't this basic operation? You have to grow after you eat."
Hao Ren moved around in front of the height scale, somewhat unable to believe that he had already reached 1.80 meters.
"I didn't feel a 3cm increase at all. Are you sure this height meter is accurate? It didn't even touch my head."
Hao Ren straightened his hair and found that his height had become 180.5cm again, so he simply stopped investigating.
Therefore, even with some error, his height should still be stable at over 1.80 meters.
"Actually, I feel this is still too slow. The doctor who did my physical exam told me that I have a chance to grow to 1.90 meters tall, but I need to strictly control my diet."
Hao Ren brought up the previous physical examination, which greatly interested Poulsen and Kimmich.
"You can grow to 1.9 meters tall?"
Paulsen walked over, gesturing with one hand to his forehead and Hao Ren's body: "Fuck, if you get to 1..."
"At 9 meters tall, that means he'd be half a head taller than me."
"Haha! Then I can have the captain's armband."
Wow!
"Come on! Good!"
Poulsen: "You've only been in Leipzig for two years, and you already want to oust me and take my place? What about respect for the captain?!"
"Ha ha!"
Hao Ren shoved Paulsen, and was quickly surrounded and shoved by Kimmich and Sebastian.
Almas also became interested and put his hand on Hao Ren's shoulder: "Good, grow to 2 meters tall, and I'll send you to the Lakers to play in the NBA. When you're making $2000 million a year, remember to slap Dao Le in my face. I love being slapped in the face by Dao Le."
"Go to hell, I'm not 2 meters tall. If I were 2 meters tall, I'd be a goalkeeper."
"no!"
Bellot simply shrugged, putting on a pitiful expression: "Good, you being Yusuf's captain is one thing, but why are you taking my goalkeeper position too? Please, don't steal my spot, or I'll starve."
"Oh!"
Dem and Kimmich immediately chimed in, "Goodman, brutal!"
"Hey! Don't get the wrong idea, I'm really fed up with you guys. Beating one Bayer Leverkusen wasn't enough for you, was it?!"
"Ha ha!"