Chapter 70 Song Xixue, the Female Taoist Priest of Laoshan
Chapter 70 Song Xixue, the Female Taoist Priest of Laoshan
A group of opera singers were standing on top of an enormous toad. The whole thing looked incredibly bizarre, and Jiang Hao and Wang Min couldn't help but shudder.
"Hehehe..."
At this moment, the woman in the theatrical costume on the toad's back chuckled, making a strange gesture with her hands, "Clang, clang... clang clang..."
It looks exactly the same as the one Zhou Fengchen made at Fengqiu Hall.
Zhou Fengchen frowned, not understanding what the other party meant. He grabbed Wang Min and Jiang Hao, turned around, and ran, yelling, "Run, damn it!"
No sooner had the three of them taken a step than they heard a whooshing sound behind them. The giant toad's tongue split in two, wrapped around Jiang Hao and Wang Min, and pulled them backward.
Caught off guard, Zhou Fengchen failed to grab the two men. Seeing them screaming as they were dragged away, he cursed, pushed off with his feet, and in a few leaps, he was in front of them. He stepped on their tongues and twisted them hard.
"Wow..."
The giant toad, in pain, released Wang Min and Jiang Hao and shrank back abruptly.
Zhou Fengchen dragged the terrified Wang Min and Jiang Hao backward, gritting his teeth as he said to them, "I'm afraid you won't be able to walk properly. Can you even run? Go down the mountain and wait for me."
Wang Min knew this wasn't the time for idle chatter, so he grabbed Jiang Hao, who was covered in mud, and turned to run.
"Waaaaah..."
Two white-faced clowns suddenly jumped off the giant toad and chased after it with strange cries.
"Waaaaah, you son of a bitch!"
Zhou Fengchen was furious and didn't hold back. His body swayed strangely as he blocked their way, killing one with each grab. He then turned around, grabbed the costumes that the two clowns had turned into after their deaths, and threw them forcefully in front of the giant toad.
The woman in the flowing robe sneered, flicked her sleeve, and, with a hint of Dongfang Bubai's (a legendary martial arts master) air, said with a playful grin, "You're nothing special! Do you find it fun inside a toad's belly?"
Zhou Fengchen ignored her, reached out and felt that the rain had lessened a lot. With a shudder, more than a dozen talismans flew out of his arms and spun around him.
He took a deep breath and looked at the woman on the giant toad. "Since you insist on causing trouble, then you can't blame me."
As it spoke, it rushed towards the giant toad, dodged the toad's long tongue as it slapped at it, and scrambled onto the toad's back.
The woman in the colorful opera costume took two steps back and hid among a group of brightly colored actors. Looking at the talismans floating around Zhou Fengchen, she smiled and said, "Not bad, quite interesting."
Zhou Fengchen was taken aback. This woman was actually human! How strange! He subconsciously asked, "Who are you?"
Listen carefully.
The woman smiled smugly and said, "My name is Song Xixue, the youngest disciple of the head of the Laoshan Sect. Please mention my name when you're in the underworld, dear!"
Zhou Fengchen was curious. "Laoshan is also a Taoist sect, right? What's the meaning of you bringing a group of vengeful ghosts to bring me bad luck?"
"I'm not trying to cause you any trouble."
The woman's smile was eerie, but her words were terrifying: "I'm just going to kill you, kill him!"
"Waaah..."
Dozens of malevolent actors and ghosts behind her lunged at her with bared teeth and claws.
"You're overthinking it. These vengeful spirits have been captured by you and have lost their malevolent aura. They can't kill me." Zhou Fengchen shook his head, formed hand seals, and charged into the horde of evil spirits.
The fight was clean and efficient, without any frills. With over a dozen talismans protecting them and mystical hand seals, these low-level actors and ghosts were instantly killed upon contact. In no time, they were all dead, including the three dead souls in the city and the old madman.
However, before Zhou Fengchen could catch his breath, his vision blurred and two fierce tigers with striped, piercing eyes roared and pounced at him.
"Holy crap!" Zhou Fengchen was startled. Where did this tiger come from? This is ridiculous!
In the blink of an eye, the two tigers pounced on him. If he had been caught, he would have been badly injured, if not killed.
Zhou Fengchen quickly put away the talisman and stepped back, forming a strange hand seal: "Xuan Er, Dragon from the Clouds."
With a strange twist of his body, he darted between the two tigers, grabbed one tiger's tail with one hand, spun it around three times, and then leaped more than two meters into the air. The tiger seemed almost weightless; ignoring all else, he slammed it down with all his might, yelling, "You son of a bitch!"
Snapped!
Snapped!
The two tigers crashed heavily onto the toad's back, meowed twice, and transformed into two raccoon dogs, twitching a few times before dying.
Zhou Fengchen landed, then paused, stunned: "What kind of evil Taoist technique is this?"
"My little kitten!"
Song Xixue pouted and said with heartache, then changed the subject, "But... they still have a pack of wolves."
Zhou Fengchen looked up and felt a chill run down his spine. He didn't know how Song Xixue had managed to have dozens of wolves surrounding her, with hundreds of pairs of green eyes staring at him cruelly, eager to try.
"Fine! Song Xixue, you can die now!"
Zhou Fengchen took a deep breath, stepped back, formed five hand seals, slightly hunched his body, and said in a low voice, "Profound Twenty, Shadow Kill!"
Whizzing……
His body seemed to disintegrate, instantly transforming into dozens of black shadows that frantically charged into the wolf pack.
Song Xixue's mouth formed an "O" shape as she muttered, "I didn't believe that the dead shaman could create clones, what the hell is this thing?"
Puff puff--
In the blink of an eye, all the dozens of wolves were dead, leaving behind a ground littered with the corpses of strange insects the size of frogs.
At that moment, dozens of shadows merged into one, grabbing Song Xixue by the neck. "Little wench, die!"
Song Xixue couldn't dodge, so she let him pinch her, chuckling softly. She snapped her fingers with her delicate hand and said with difficulty, "Disperse!"
boom!
As if the sky had collapsed and the earth had caved in, Zhou Fengchen lost his footing and plummeted downwards, involuntarily letting go of Song Xixue's hand.
The fall was seven or eight meters high. It felt like I landed on a pile of soft stuff. My butt was wet, as if I had crushed something. When I looked up, I was disgusted.
The giant toad transformed into countless smaller toads, which, like a flood, covered the mountains and fields, everywhere.
Zhou Fengchen quickly crawled out of the pile of toads, his face stinging from being hit by the toads. After crawling for a few minutes, he got outside and saw Song Xixue riding a wild boar at a great speed.
"This is fucking weird! Where do you think you're going to run now!"
Zhou Fengchen gritted his teeth, used all his strength, and gave chase.
Within minutes, he caught up with the wild boar, grabbed Song Xixue's clothes, and yelled, "You stinking woman, get down here!"
Unexpectedly, the grab tore off all of Song Xixue's clothes, leaving a completely naked girl on the wild boar. She looked about eighteen or nineteen years old, with a mischievous and clever appearance, and a small black mole on the tip of her nose. Turning around, she cursed, "Zhou Fengchen, you idiot!"
"You still know my name?" Zhou Fengchen threw down his clothes and ran after the wild boar, staring at her back in astonishment.
"Of course I know!" Song Xixue sat cross-legged on the wild boar, chuckling as if chatting with a friend. "That damned shaman Doromo invited us to kill you. He wouldn't let me come alone, saying you're very powerful and that I should wait for Han Fei from the Han family to come with me. But I couldn't wait! So I came with you from the city to trick you. I didn't expect you to be so powerful."
Doromo?
That bastard hired a bunch of martial arts masters to kill me?
Zhou Fengchen's face darkened, and he reached out to grab him: "Kill one first, then die!"
Unexpectedly, Song Xixue suddenly picked up her chest and chuckled at Zhou Fengchen, "Want to try it, Brother Fengchen? It's very soft."
"Ugh—" Zhou Fengchen almost spat out a nosebleed, tripped over a tree root, and fell face-first to the ground.
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