Chapter 607 In my eyes, you are a Luban with 300 economy
Chapter 607 In my eyes, you are a Luban with 300 economy
"How~ how could it be purple?!!"
Houyi's face turned purple, and Qin Yi actually used a flip-flop to take over his divine sword!
What kind of power is this, no wonder it is able to despise the way of heaven and attract the thunder of all Taoism to strike itself!
Qin Yi was holding flip flops, with a contented expression, and even adjusted his hairstyle with the other hand, and then showed a naive smile: "Little friend, do you have a lot of question marks?"
"Qin, what kind of artifact is this?!" Hou Yi was confused, thinking that the thing in Qin Yi's hand must be a sacred thing, so he could block his own knife.
But Qin Yi just smiled lightly, and said: "This is a flip flop, the hidden weapon of the Tang Sect. This Xiudi will let you feel the power of the hidden weapon of the Tang Sect!"
While speaking, Qin Yi exerted strength with his arms, and released a tyrannical force from the flip-flops, flying Hou Yi away!
Hou Yi's heart was full of turmoil, and he was very surprised at the artifact in Qin Yi's hand.As everyone knows, those are really ordinary rubber flip flops that Qin Yi bought two and got one free for only ten yuan from the night market!
It was too late, but soon, Qin Yi turned into a master of the Tang Sect, with a light flick of his wrist, the Tang Sect's hidden weapon, the flip-flops, was like an arrow flying from the string, and it went straight to Houyi's figure.
Hou Yi sensed a powerful threat coming, and wanted to raise his knife to block it, but a blackness suddenly appeared in front of him.
"Crack~"
A clear and loud slap rang out, and Hou Yi fell to the ground. After getting up in embarrassment, a crimson slipper print appeared on the side of his face, a lot of blood spilled from the corner of his mouth, and another back molar began to loosen!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa~"
After the flip-flop touched the face, it produced elastic potential energy, and the force was mutual, so it bounced back into Qin Yi's hand.
There is one thing to say, the conventional hidden weapons of the Tang Sect are often disposable props.But Qin's flip-flops are different. They are soft and elastic and can be recycled and reused, just like the five-star shield of the US team!
Although Qin Yi's old iron shield was broken when he fought against the demon ancestor, but now that he has developed the actual combat performance of "flip-flops", then "Old Iron Captain" can be renamed "Slipper Captain".
"Hou Yi, Emperor Benxiu has already given you a chance in the previous battle in the East China Sea!"
Qin Yi stood in the ruins, holding flip-flops in his hand, majestic, and his voice was cold: "I put you in the prison at the beginning to save your life. If you keep reforming, Emperor Benxiu will consider commuting your sentence."
"But you took advantage of this catastrophe in heaven to lead the prisoner to escape from the prison, came down to disturb my demon world, and even tried to hurt my sister Chang'e... Then this time, Emperor Benxiu will not be merciful anymore!"
After finishing speaking, Qin Yi "transformed form and changed shadow", came to Houyi, picked up his flip-flops, and was attacked by a storm of pear blossoms.
Qi Houyi was still able to resist with the Zunshen Sword, but Qin Yi seemed to be on the hook, and his attack speed was extremely fast.
"Whoosh~"
In less than ten rounds, Zun Shendao was released, Hou Yi couldn't dodge in time, and was hit in the face by a flip flop!
Then Qin Yi swung his flip flops, and "cracked" at Hou Yi's face, and Hou Yi backed away again and again, dizzy and staring at him.
After more than 20 swings, Qin Yi suddenly exerted his strength and used the 2 skill [Shoe Sole Stew] to fly Hou Yi directly.
Hou Yi, like a paper kite with a broken string, drew a parabola in mid-air, and finally fell into the quagmire.
At this time, all the immortals in the heaven and the army of the demon clan gave a wave of applause, because Qin Yi was so handsome!
The flip flop battle made Qin Yi a god again.
Not long after, the "Xiudi Same Style Flip-Flops" became popular in every corner of the Three Realms and Six Paths, and each person can only buy one pair, which made the children next door cry!
"Damn it, Qin Yi, I want to report you, you cheated!" Hou Yi stood up with difficulty and roared resentfully.
At this moment, his entire face was swollen into a pig's head, and there were shoe prints of flip-flops anyway.
"Cheating? Haha, what a big joke, why should I, Qin Benwei, be cheating on you?"
Qin Yi put the flip-flops back on his feet, crossed his arms, and showed a smile, three parts of the smile were weak, three parts were sarcastic, and four parts were careless.
"Houyi, I admit that after you became bald, you did become stronger. But your intelligence is still at the stage of a primary school student!
You used to be a shooter who shot down nine suns, but now you have to carry a big sword and learn from other warriors.
Isn't this just imitating Dongshi and learning how to walk in Handan? "
After hearing Qin Yi's words, Hou Yi became impatient, and yelled frantically: "Fuck, Qin, you know that I used to be a shooter. If you hadn't broken my sun-shooting bow back then, I can still be an ADC for a few more years, okay?"
Qin Yi shrugged his shoulders, and responded indifferently: "Sorry, even if I give you ten sun-shooting bows and the best archer outfit... in front of me, you are just a Luban with three hundred dollars."
"Pfft!!!" Hearing that, Hou Yi spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
On the battlefield, Qin Yi's every word is "killing people and killing people"!
In terms of lip service, Qin Yi has also stepped into the realm of Emperor Xiu early, and no one in the world can survive with his mouth!
"Qin Yi, even if I risk my life, I will kill you as a pretender!"
Hou Yi was furious. At this time, Qin Yi was no longer a rival in love to him.He simply couldn't understand Qin Yi's pretentiousness!
This is often the case with the king of bullying. Although it is chic when pretending to be bullying, there are always people who can't stand it, and it is easy to arouse public anger, and then become the target of public criticism.
That's why my father once said: "Pretend to be cool for a while, the whole family crematorium!"
But Qin Yi is really different, I hope everyone will not misunderstand him.
Qin Yi pretended to be aggressive, not to show off.Because he is blind, he can't tell whether he is pretending or not!
It's like the face-blind Li Qianduo, he can't tell whether Sister Milk Tea is pretty or not!
Therefore, every time Qin Yi pretends to be forceful, he is able to pretend to be so natural, as if he is carving and decorating naturally, and the hibiscus comes out of clear water!
"Top style, pretending to be aggressive, Qin Yi is the sky with me!" Qin Yi laughed loudly, with a heroic atmosphere, and his ambition was full of ambition in one sentence.
"Little Hou Yi, Emperor Benxiu will give you one last chance. Kneel down and sing "Conquer", and I will kill you!"
"Qin Yi, I want you to die, Asiba!!!"
At this moment, Hou Yi raised his head to the sky and roared furiously, bursts of black devilish energy rose from his body, but gradually, the black devilish energy turned crimson red, and then a strong smell of blood spread across the entire Demon Realm Continent...
Soon, the sky was also crimson red, the blood moon was in the sky, the earth seemed to be soaked in a sea of blood, and the eerie gust of wind blew past, making one's hair stand on end!
"die!"
Hou Yi's legs exerted strength, the ground under his feet collapsed, and he came to Qin Yi in an instant.
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