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As for why...
This woman is so lacking in common sense!
Who would immediately want to have a baby with someone right from the start? Especially in the locker room!
Last time, Lia took her family members to clean the swimming pool. As a reward, they could use it first. As a result, Xenovia dragged Hyoudou Issei directly into the changing room, intending to have sex with him and have a baby.
Of course, Rias and the others stopped them.
I'm really sorry for saying those things to you last time.
"It's okay. Don't talk about it anymore, we can talk about it later. (whispering)"
Hyoudou Issei leaned close to Xenovia's ear and whispered something.
This is something that shouldn't be said in public!
Then what happened next completely stunned Hyoudou Issei.
"So let's practice with this first."
Just like the plots in those adult anime and doujinshi, Xenovia spread her arms wide, with something commonly known as a "condom" between each finger, which immediately shocked Hyoudou Issei and his best friend.
You're so lacking in common sense!
"Are you stupid!"
"What?!" xN
Even Chang Yan couldn't help but exclaim, "Does this woman really have no sense of shame or common sense at all?! This is still high school! What do you mean by taking out a condom like that?!"
"Hey, Xenovia, what's this?"
The innocent Elsa walked over and, seeing the colorful "condoms" in Xenovia's hand, couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.
Next, the experienced Xenovia boldly shoved a condom into Aisha's hand, saying, "Aisha, you should try it too." Aisha innocently replied, "Thank you," which almost drove Issei Hyoudou crazy.
Ah, the peaceful routine...
Weird.
God knows what happened, but there are suddenly more "people" in this city.
It's probably that so-called tripartite meeting. A bunch of big shots are coming to hold a meeting, so the underlings will definitely check this place first.
What a hassle.
Chapter 247 Seemingly Ordinary Daily Life
(Have you ever had this feeling: you watch an anime from beginning to end in one day, and then you feel empty afterwards, like there's a void in your heart? I often feel that way...)
(I watched the whole "Is This a Zombie?" yesterday, and now I feel so empty and lonely...)
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This is troublesome. Now I can't draw any transmutation arrays anymore. Maybe the arrays I drew before will be detected.
As the saying goes, he had a long face, but Aki Tomoya pulled him away.
Why are you pulling me? Just go have fun with your girls.
"So, is the proposal ready?"
"Ok!"
"Have you found everyone?"
"Ok!"
"The funding is secured?"
"Ok!"
"Then why did you bring me here? To eat different brands of dog food?!"
Roaring is a common saying.
"Eh???"
An Yilun is also messy.
Don't think I don't know that you tricked Sawamura Spencer Eriri (a tsundere, flat-chested blonde loser), Kasumigaoka Utaha (a sharp-tongued, black-stockinged, beautiful-legged upperclassman), Kato Megumi (a gentle heroine with no presence), Hashima Izumi (a relief-type character with very high initial affection), and Hyodo Michiru (a true childhood friend) into joining the club, and they are all girls who have feelings for you!
This is outrageous! Why does the author of this book have to act like a paragon of virtue?!
emmmmm......biting a handkerchief
"This...this..."
Aki Tomoya thought about it carefully and realized that common sense was completely useless in this club...
"Harmony of Yin and Yang (male and female)?"
Aki Tomoya tentatively said something.
"hehe."
In response to Aki Tomoya, he simply gave him the middle finger, a gesture often associated with contempt.
“Ahahaha…”
Aki Tomoya's awkward smile.
"Never mind, I'm going shopping with my little Kiyohime, so I won't bother you anymore... By the way, let me know when you're releasing a new work, and I'll come and support you."
"Ah, thanks, as you often say."
With a wave of his hand, Chang Yan's figure gradually disappeared from Aki Tomoya's sight...
Suddenly, Aki Tomoya also had a misconception.
He and Chang Yan were no longer from the same world.
And our poor Mr. Aikawa Ayumu is still waiting for the sun to set.
Or perhaps, he was simply waiting for a fairy maiden.
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The next day, the school organized a teaching visit, which meant that parents were invited to come and observe the teachers' teaching activities.
This lesson was actually about sculpting clay.
But our Hyoudou Issei unexpectedly possesses the talent of an artist—he sculpted a nude Rias Nendoroid by hand.
He sculpted clay figures by hand, and the proportions and details were exceptionally well done, especially the pair of breasts, to the point that even his father remarked:
"I used to think he was just a useless son with an excessive sex drive, but it seems he might become a very successful artist in the future!"
Chang Yan looked at the ball he had made and silently flattened it.
It's shameful that we can't even compare to a mere European-style alien.
After class, Orito pulled out a magazine and started talking about urban legends.
However, the sharp-eyed Kanami Mihara noticed that the magical girl in the photo, whose back was the only part of her body, looked a lot like Ayumu Aikawa, while Taeko Hiramatsu stood up to defend Ayumu Aikawa.
I'm sorry, Taeko, it really is me.
Thinking this, Ayumu Aikawa chuckled as he walked towards the classroom door.
After all, the gazes of two people were simply too intense.
One is Chang Yan, and the other is Hyoudou Issei.
Both of them stared at Ayakawa Ayumu's back with strange eyes, making him feel a chill run down his spine.
At the moment the door to the classroom in the mountain was opened, Aikawa Ayumi ran into a laboratory, intending to seek comfort from the fairy lady, but instead ran into a gay squid named Mikalo.
If nothing unexpected happens, what follows is that Ayumu Aikawa is forced to transform into a magical girl in public, but because the Misty Device broke, he can't erase his memories... and someone even broadcast it live, can you believe it... Finally, because the transformation device disappears, Ayumu Aikawa is completely naked in front of the entire school...
It has to be said that the author's malice towards Ayumu Aikawa was too great; it was truly tragic.
It's tragic, but this is truly appalling.
Just as Haruna burst in, Changyan followed her in.
"Hey, Aikawa, you're not planning to transform here, are you? You've blinded me several times already."
"Hey, Chang Yan, what brings you here? Putting that aside, this is an AAA-grade Megalo, are you sure you can handle it?"
"When the gates of the underworld opened last time, more than one AAA-level Megalo flew out. Don't underestimate me."
"Hey idiot Bu, is this guy your friend?"
Haruna, with a single, prominent ahoge sticking up and carrying a pink chainsaw, looked at Ayumu Aikawa.
"He was the one who helped close the gates to the underworld last time."
"I want you!"
Without even glancing at Chang Yan, Squid Megalo's attention was entirely focused on Aikawa Ayumu. The magic emanating from him attracted it, making it momentarily unable to resist.
"Huh!!!"
Recalling the Megalo from back then, Ayumu Aikawa subconsciously covered his buttocks.
"—"
As the saying goes, I'm too lazy to waste words, so I just used the Annihilation Eye to dismantle this Megalo. It's disgusting.
(By the way, in the story, when this squid saw Ayumu Aikawa transform, it actually said, "The magical girl is actually a boy, but that suits my taste perfectly, tentacles please!")
"Oh dear, don't you magical girls have any techniques to conceal your magical aura?"
Chang Yan looked at Haruna with a helpless expression. No matter how powerful a magical girl is, if she's attacked by Megalo all day long, she'll definitely be defeated due to insufficient magic power.
"Hmph, this genius has absolutely no need for such things."
Haruna proudly puffed out her flat chest.
And the ahoge (cowlick) on its head that bounces from side to side.
"Anyway, thank you, Changyan."
Ayumu Aikawa wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead. It was so good that he didn't have to transform at school.
"fine."
I'm just protecting my eyes.
After everyone left, a group of people entered the laboratory and began cleaning up the traces.
Because both Demon Lord Sazex Gremory and Demon Lord Seraph Leviathan have come to participate in this teaching demonstration...
And Lady Seraph Leviathan is even cosplaying as a magical girl in the auditorium...
These demon kings may appear powerful and majestic, but in reality, they are all quite frivolous, or rather, completely unrestrained in their private lives.
Chapter 248 The Approaching School Festival
After school, Chang Yan went to the outskirts of the city alone.
The Midnight Dragon and the Eternal Sentinel were both left by Chang Yan in the forest outside the city, where they stayed with the rotting apple trees.
After checking on them, I told them to be careful and minimize their activities, and then I gave them a blueprint to quietly carve the pattern on it in the forest.
After school the next day—
As Chang Yan said, when passing by the river, he suddenly felt an indescribable chill and nausea.
This is—the power of a radiation-type curse!
Who is plotting against me?!
Chang Yan's eyes immediately turned fierce. After carefully observing his surroundings, he realized that the source of the curse was actually two beautiful girls dancing a strange dance by the river.