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Meanwhile, Wuming, who was pondering how to contact Zoya, was holding a dazed-looking Xiaohao in his arms with a triumphant air, watching the two of them collapse helplessly to the ground, and said disdainfully:
"That's it? I thought you two were being so serious because you had some secret weapon, but it's just this? Tsk tsk tsk, come on Xiao Hao, give your sister a kiss, *kiss*!"
Mai Xiaowen/Luna: Damn it, she's supposed to be a doctor, how come her close-combat skills are so strong! ___*(  ̄皿 ̄)/#____
Mai Xiaowen turned her head and looked at Luna with dissatisfaction, then asked in a low voice:
"Damn, is your plan even going to work? You're talking about close-quarters combat? The two of us together got taken down. What were you thinking?"
Turning around, he saw his precious little Hao Hao enduring the "torture" of the old woman Zoya with a "painful" expression.
Luna could only scratch her head awkwardly. She knew that Zoya's close combat skills were better than hers, which was why she brought Mai Xiaowen along to try it out. But who could have known that both of them would be defeated by Zoya, and in front of Xiao Hao no less, making her lose face completely.
Luna: I'm feeling really bad, but I don't know how to say it. ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3
"Hmph, trying to team up against me? Sigh, you're still too naive. Xiao Hao, did you see that? Don't play with these two anymore. They're too weak. Even the two of them combined can't give me any fun!"
After saying that, he turned to look at the two defeated dogs on the ground, and arrogantly said, towering above them:
"Go train for a few more years. You're still too green to compete with me. Xiao Hao is mine now, understand?"
So the two losers could only watch helplessly as their precious Xiao Hao was taken away by the Great Demon King Zoya, while Roy, who had been watching the drama unfold, couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Mai Xiaowen/Luna: Stare~~~~
Roy quickly covered his mouth, but unfortunately, the two men, who were in a fit of anger, stared at him with their red-glowing eyes.
"Dragon, save me..."
Roy turned his head to ask Wei Long, who was eating melons with him, for help, but when he turned around, Wei Long was nowhere to be seen. After looking around, he found that the kid had already hidden on the second floor and was observing the situation here.
“Wei Long, you........”
But before he could even begin criticizing Wei Long for betraying his teammates, Mai Xiaowen and Luna had already arrived in front of him.
"Roy, you seemed to be having a lot of fun watching that just now, didn't you?"
Roy: (::>_<::)
"Haha, no, that one... Well... Wei Long watched it too! Look, he's still upstairs watching it now!"
Roy gritted his teeth. Since he was going to die anyway, he had to drag someone down with him. He pointed directly to the second floor where Wei Long had been.
But Roy was dumbfounded. Huh? Where was that dragon that was just there?! Where did such a big dragon go?
"Oh? The struggle before death? If you like to see that, we'll let you experience it for yourself!"
Before Roy could react, Mai Xiaowen and Luna's fists were already flying towards his big face.
"Ah!!! Don't hit my face, don't hit my face! Oh my god, you're all my grandmas, okay? Stop hitting me, stop hitting me!"
But Wei Long miraculously reappeared in the same spot, and even called Red Wolf Uluru and the others over to watch together.
"Ah, that feels good. It really needs Roy's screams to be satisfying!"
Wei Long looked down at Roy, who was wailing in pain, with a grin.
"Indeed, I don't know why, but seeing him like this makes me feel much better."
Uluru nodded in agreement.
Terry: Why don't you go build some muscle...?
And so, the three musketeers on the second floor, plus the old black man, watched Roy scream madly on the first floor for an hour.
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In Zoya's room, after finishing his meal, Zhang Hao started yawning. Looking at Zoya, whose eyes were sparkling as she held up a little dress and stared at him, he said helplessly:
"Sister Zoya, give up. There's no way I can crossdress. Brother Weilong told me that it's very dangerous for a boy to crossdress. I'm so sleepy, let's take a nap!"
"Oh, Xiao Hao~ just let your sister see it, okay? I'll just look at it from my room, alright, Xiao Hao~"
Looking at Zoya trying to charm him, Zhang Hao felt a chill run down his spine due to the stark contrast. However, upon seeing the pink princess dress in Zoya's hand, Zhang Hao firmly refused.
Zhang Hao immediately dove under the covers, peeking out with half his head to look at Zoya:
"Sister Zoya, just give up. I'm a man, and a grown man shouldn't wear a skirt. People will laugh at me if they find out."
Seeing Zhang Hao pouting and looking at her with dissatisfaction, Zoya knew that she wouldn't be able to see the pretty girl in her clothes today. She could only sigh helplessly, put the dress back in the closet, and then crawled into bed.
"Xiao Hao, you smell so good! Those guys said they couldn't smell it, but Mai Xiaowen and Luna both said they could smell your fragrance."
As soon as Zoya went in, she hugged Zhang Hao and leaned in to take a deep breath of his breath, saying with ecstasy.
Zhang Hao was at a loss for what to do. He had already guessed that it was probably 9527 who had messed with him. He had been asking her about [Zero] every day recently, so why was she ignoring him? So petty.
9527: Hehe, verbal bombardment? I have plenty of ways to deal with that, I'll just mute your voice.
[Zero] usually only talks to Zhang Hao about the outside world after he sees that Zhang Hao's bombardment of 9527 is ineffective.
With Zhang Hao's explanation, Zero gained a basic understanding of the outside world and shared all the memories he had previously kept with Zhang Hao.
Thinking of this, Zhang Hao suddenly stopped Zoya, who was still sticking out her belly, and asked:
"Sister Zoya, does the Hafk Group still have the technology to create babies?"
Zoya, who was sucking Zhang Hao's breath, stared blankly at him for a moment when she heard him suddenly say that.
"Xiao Hao, why are you suddenly asking this? There should be a Hafk, right? After all, I did some research on this before, but I felt the experiment was too dangerous, so I stopped researching it. Is there something wrong with you?"
After thinking for a moment, Zhang Hao decided to reveal some of the information first.
"The second personality in my head has awakened and can now communicate with me normally. He said that his memories were born in a container and that he has only met two people: a man with glasses and a woman with blonde hair. But he has only met the man with glasses."
Hearing Zhang Hao's words, Zoya was so shocked that her drowsiness vanished. She sat up anxiously and asked with a worried expression:
"Xiao Hao, you don't feel uncomfortable at all right now, and he's not trying to take control of your body or anything. Don't worry, I can take care of it for you."
Zhang Hao shook his head and comforted him:
"Sister Zoya, don't worry. He's a good person. He's helped me many times before, and he's my friend now. It's just that he suspects we might have been created through artificial human technology."
Chapter 149 Mai Xiaowen: A Pie Falling from the Sky?!
After calming Zoya down, Zhang Hao nestled in her arms and began to tell her about some information that Zero had shared with him in the mental space.
"You mean... there's a real possibility that you were created by that bastard Rometheus using this artificial human technology?"
After listening to Zhang Hao's story, Zoya also began to speculate.
"Well, another thing I said is that he has many things about him that even he doesn't know about, like being injected with something that makes him very strong, and his brain can also transmit a lot of battlefield tactics and such through some unknown means."
Zoya became increasingly alarmed as she listened. This... this felt like a humanoid war machine. Was Rometheus now so reckless as to develop this?
"Well... if what he said is true, but Xiao Hao, your fighting strength..."
After Zoya finished speaking, she just looked at Zhang Hao quietly.
Zhang Hao: Thank you, I'm sorry if I was offended. o(TヘTo)
Zero: I'm stronger, not you. ( ̄︶ ̄)↗
But it seems that the two personalities get along quite well now, and can even chat. Zoya is a little relieved. Many schizophrenic patients don't know they have two personalities, and Xiaohao's situation doesn't seem like it.
9527: Isn't that obvious? How could I possibly make a mistake when I take action? I'm Xiao Hao's guardian angel!
Zero: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the guardian spirit was missing when we fought Reis, so I had to go. o(* ̄︶ ̄*)o
9527: You brat___*(  ̄皿 ̄)/#____
"Since you're alright right now, Xiao Hao, why don't you continue sleeping with your sister? Here's a good afternoon kiss~"
Zhang Hao: It's all for earning points to upgrade the system, it's not shameful.
Zero/9527: That's true, but something just doesn't feel right!
Zoya decided to wait until she woke up before telling everyone about it during dinner, since it wasn't a big deal. Little did she know what awaited her because of her decision.
While Zoya and Zhang Hao were enjoying a blissful afternoon nap, Luo Yi outside had just finished receiving a "superb massage" from Mai Xiaowen and Luna!
"Ugh... Stop hitting me, my face is all swollen, waaaaah, you guys are so mean."
Roy's face was already swollen, and he could only cover his face to show his surrender. The others who had been watching the show from above, seeing that there was no more fun, also quickly went back to their own rooms.
After all, Uluru had said that if they didn't leave soon, it would be their turn, so the group exchanged glances and then retreated.
"Phew, that feels good."
Mai Xiaowen stood up, stretched, and kicked Roy, who was still pretending to be dead on the ground. Suddenly, she felt playful and whispered in his ear:
"Deep Blue is watching you right now. I suggest you get up and go back to your room quickly, otherwise Deep Blue might come looking for you for extra practice later..."
Roy sprang to his feet with a leap, running straight towards his room without looking back, leaving behind a harsh threat:
"You two just wait, next time I take Xiaohao out to play, I'm not taking you two along! Humph!"
Mai Xiaowen and Luna exchanged a glance, then turned away and snorted coldly before returning to their respective rooms.
Luna: This Mai Xiaowen is really unreliable. Even the two of them together can't suppress Zoya. It seems that even forming an alliance is this difficult?
Mai Xiaowen: Hmph, they said they'd team up to take down Zoya and then split Xiao Hao Hao, but that's just bragging. Even with the help of this genius beauty, it's useless. They're really hopeless.
The two girls were internally ranting about each other. As they passed Zoya's door, they both stopped and peered inside, trying to catch a glimpse of Zhang Hao.
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When it was time for dinner that evening, Zoya yawned at the table and briefly told everyone about the symptoms Zhang Hao had mentioned to her before, adding at the end that it shouldn't be a big problem.
As expected, this news was met with a chorus of exclamations of surprise.
"Zoya, why didn't you tell me about something so important sooner?"
Shen Lan looked at Zoya with a serious expression, his tone revealing his dissatisfaction.
Roy: Oh ho, does this mean we're going to have some fun? Hehehe. (づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ
However, Zoya still acted nonchalantly as she explained the facts to Deep Blue:
"Don't worry, Old Deng. I'm an expert in this area. My prediction is that Xiao Hao was originally an artificial human that Rometheus wanted to develop as a humanoid war machine, but for some reason, Xiao Hao's consciousness was born and became the master of this body. Hmm, I don't know what happens next."
After Zoya finished speaking, she stuffed a piece of Russian red sausage into her mouth, completely unaware of the increasingly dark face of Shen Lan beside her.
"Oh? It seems you know a lot about Xiao Hao's situation now. Now tell me your proposed treatment plan!"
Deep Blue spoke with a heavy tone, and even the usually unruly Zoya could tell something was wrong.
"W-what's wrong, Old Deng? Why are you suddenly so serious? This...this plan isn't something that can be come up with in a day or two, is it?"
Zoya looked into Shen Lan's eyes, which were staring straight at her, and for some reason, she started to feel nervous, as if... when she was still his student, he had caught her skipping class to go out and play.
"You knew about this situation and you still managed to sleep with Xiao Hao all afternoon?! You're just not taking this seriously at all. From today onwards, unless you come up with a decent plan, you shouldn't see Xiao Hao again, Mai Xiaowen!"
"exist!!!"
"In that case, you'll be in charge of Xiao Hao for the next few days. I want to see how long it will take you, Zoya, to come up with a reasonable plan, given your confidence."
Mai Xiaowen: Woohoo! Who says there's no such thing as a free lunch? Look at me, I just got a sweet and soft little Hao Hao for free, hehehe.
Luna: Why not me?! (╬▔皿▔)╯
"No, Old Deng! What are you doing?! I... I didn't see any lack of attention, I... you... damn it!"
Zoya was stunned. She hadn't even swallowed the sausage she was eating when she saw Shen Lan staring at her coldly.
Zoya: The love is gone. I wasted my time calling you my precious student.
Deep Blue: Don't try to use Xiao Hao to extort money from me, you're not worthy.
Zoa: Aaaaaaah!!! (;???Д??`)
Chapter 150 Zoya: Assemble, open fire!
Although Zoya was extremely reluctant, she could only agree with tears in her eyes under the pressure of Deep Blue.
Zoya: Damn it, am I still too weak? Can't even protect the person I love?
Mai Xiaowen (with her smug face): Hehehehehe, Zoya, you've finally met your match! All I want to say is, Xiao Haohao, you're really slick. ( *︾▽︾)
Luna: Damn it, have I been marginalized? Am I going to have to resort to that move...?
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