Chapter 83: February 3, Feng Shui Unruly Handsome Celestial Master - 12
Chapter 83: February 3, Feng Shui Unruly Handsome Celestial Master - 12
Among the four virtual batches of small Huang Wen.
Mu Ziyi, Zhou Zhenjue, and Li Hanmo, three psychopaths with ulterior motives, all babbled intriguingly in their sleep, obviously dreaming that they were in the arc in front of Xu Wei in their dreams, they could be called fighters among perverts.
And their nerves are always affected by Xu Wei, even in deep sleep, they will subconsciously pay attention to Xu Wei, so when Xu Wei whimpered "Old Gong~ we~ I'm up...", they immediately opened their eyes. Eye.
First of all, Xu Wei's voice can make them half awake, and secondly, the word "rising" can make their hearts surge.
Even though the three psychopaths with ulterior motives were suddenly woken up in the middle of the night, they didn't feel sleepy at all. They were more awake and more excited than each other.
As always, they stared straight at the different arc in front of Xu Wei, their eyes became greener and greener, obviously they had passed Xu Wei several times, but they were still so hungry every time that they just had food. It looks like the region of scarcity is back.
But they can't all do that all at once, after all, that's limited, and they can only cough and cough two by two...
So the three hit it off again!
Mu Ziyi: "Brother, come first, come first, do you understand? You two little threes and fours who poach corners! According to me, both of you should stand aside for me first! Anyway, although I only have one mouth, I still have two hands." .”
Zhou Zhenjue: "First come, first served? Without the extraordinary imagination of an artist like me, figuring out a way for the three of us to drink smoothly, would you, God of War, have the opportunity to develop milk powder?"
Li Hanmo: "Without me, a genius midwife who delivered the baby, uh, no, it was a wonderful way to cover up the pain, uh, no, without me, a genius midwife who made an authoritative speech, telling Xiao Weiwei that breastfeeding can reduce postpartum pain. Bleeding is good for postpartum recovery, and it can also reduce the risk of breast cancer. The three of us will replace the light bulb and that will help Xiao Weiwei's postpartum recovery. Xiao Weiwei will agree with the arc in front of us. ?"
Mu Ziyi: "..."
Hearing the words, Mu Ziyi thought to himself that it made sense, it was rare for him to be broad-minded, and decided that as the eldest brother, he should give up to the two younger brothers today.
No wonder! ! !
"Then let's have a fight!" Mu Ziyi rolled up his sleeves and was about to fight two, "I don't believe it! The destined God of War can't beat you two little ones!"
Junior San Zhou Zhenjue smiled sadly, rolled up his sleeves, and there was no trace of fear or panic in his eyes: "Hit as soon as you hit! It's not like you haven't hit before! The destined god of war is amazing?!"
Li Hanmo, the little four, of course joined the battle without hesitation: "This celestial master has never played with a ghost or a monster? Are you afraid of you two humans? What a joke!"
The battle was on the verge of breaking out, and suddenly three pillows hit them one after another like cannonballs.
"Is it over?! If you don't like that, get the hell out of here!!" Xu Weihe Dong Lion roared, his headache was about to split.
It has to be said that there is also the trouble of the general shou, after all, the attackers in the harem are jealous every day, "poisoning", "disfigurement", "scheming to cause the other party to miscarry" and other conspiracies and tricks emerge one after another, so that the general shou has no intention of going to court at all , all I can think about is the back garden that catches fire every day.
The above is pure nonsense.
But the troubles he always suffers from are real, and Xu Wei's splitting headache is also real.
Xu Weizhen was aggrieved and angry, and sued them with red eyes: "At the beginning, you said that as long as you wake up every morning and can see me, you will be satisfied, and you will live in harmony. The 'brother and brother' compliment each other, but you get jealous from time to time! Jealousy!"
Xu Wei paused at this point. He really didn't want to see these three insane people who didn't count anymore. He lifted the quilt and covered his whole body, and said in a muffled voice, "I'm so swelled to death!! How dare you Still feeling jealous!!"
The three psychopaths immediately turned pale, and rushed back to the bed regretfully, tacitly one took Xu Wei into his arms from behind, gently lifted Xu Wei's chin and kissed tenderly, while the other two occupied the left and right sides respectively. What about the site.
Xu Wei was so comfortable that he couldn't help but let out a sigh, the feeling of swelling finally got better.
But rationality told him that he should not indulge in temporary comfort, and that he should take a long-term view in life, and he should beat the three old masters hard now.
"Um...let me go..."
Xu Wei was duplicity, wanting to get caught, and outspoken.
"I don't need you guys! (Old Gong ~ your ventriloquist is so good! Don't let me go!) Get lost as far as you can! (Don't get out! The Lun family needs Lao Gong~ to bring you happiness !)”
The three neuropaths with bad stomachs naturally noticed that Xu Wei's body had softened, saying "you don't need them to let them go", but the body could not help expressing a completely different meaning.
The specific performance is: the tongue enthusiastically responds to one person's tongue, entangles and dances together, and tastes the body fluid in each other's mouth; the front arc also enthusiastically responds to the other two people, and the movements are indescribable.
In order to reassure their daughter-in-law, the three could only force themselves to let go temporarily, and greeted each other respectfully as brothers and sisters:
"Big brother."
"Second brother, third brother."
"Second brother."
"Third brother."
Then, Mu Ziyi, Zhou Zhenjue, and Li Hanmo all made a poisonous oath: "From now on, the three of us will be brothers and sisters! Serve your daughter-in-law wholeheartedly! Never be jealous! Otherwise, the sky will be struck by lightning!"
In the next second, the three of them used their peak ventriloquism together, causing Xu Weishuang to burst into tears and so much, and let out an earth-shattering scream.
At the same time, a thunder rumbled down, but Nai He's voice was completely covered by Xu Wei's earth-shattering scream.
Lei: ...you are ruthless...
Therefore, Xu Wei didn't know that the poisonous oath made by these three psychopaths was against their will.
Due to the special connection between each other, the three psychopaths didn't even need to make eye contact, and they directly sent out the battle through brainwaves——
Mu Ziyi: Wait for the daughter-in-law to fall asleep and fight downstairs.
Zhou Zhenjue: Oh, no problem.
Li Hanmo: I don't need a single talisman this time, lest you say I bully you.
Mu Ziyi & Zhou Zhenjue & Li Hanmo: Anyway, don't be discovered by your wife!Mmmmmmm!
Mu Ziyi: Lao Tzu's poison has been prepared, waiting to be used.
Zhou Zhenjue: Heh, I have prepared a bottle of concentrated sulfuric acid and concentrated nitric acid, ready to ruin your appearance at any time, you two choose by yourself, concentrated sulfuric acid or concentrated nitric acid.
Li Hanmo: Yo!I'm so scared!I heard that all of you are actively preparing for pregnancy in order to "make your child more expensive"?If I trip over each of my two feet, you will have a miscarriage in minutes.
After they finished fighting each other and gave each other a blow, the three psychopaths snorted in unison, and immediately devoted themselves to serving Xu Wei and savoring Xu Wei's taste.
Nerves belong to nerves, pathological possessive desires belong to pathological possessive desires, Mu Ziyi, Zhou Zhenjue and Li Hanmo will never lose the chain at critical moments, and they have always taken turns tasting in a fair, friendly and harmonious manner.
Where can you see the jealousy?
Xu Wei was so happy that she couldn't stop crying and so-and-so, and the voice of humming those songs was always earth-shattering.
Ben also planned to strike at the right time to remind Comrade Zongshou that his old attackers were extremely insidious and hypocritical: I gave up, I listened to the songs hummed by Comrade Zongshou until I lost my phantom limbs.
As for the baby room next door.
The son who was doomed to be miserable at birth never had a chance to enjoy his father's warm embrace, because his father was too busy to feed the unscrupulous fathers every day.
It turned out that even if the 42 days after delivery had not passed and the father could not have intercourse, the unscrupulous fathers could still occupy the father tightly.
Thinking of this, the son was so sad that he was about to cry, but before he could utter a "wow--", the nanny blocked his mouth with a feeding bottle.
"Don't cry, or your unscrupulous fathers will hang you."
Sadly, the son froze suddenly, sucking on the soaked milk powder with despair on his face, trying hard not to cry, tears of sadness slid down his cheeks.
Sad reminder to son: What the baby drinks is not milk powder, but his own tears.
But at this time, Xu Weihuan, the father in the next room, uttered an earth-shattering and peerless high-pitched voice: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
(The author has something to say: Starting from this chapter, the four protagonists will become villains. Please join me in spurning these four irresponsible parents! Don’t learn from them! In addition, concentrated sulfuric acid and concentrated nitric acid are particularly dangerous , far away!)
System: Really exciting!
Mosaic: There are more emotional ones.Come on, in reality your host and Li Hanmo are getting fat again.
The real world that actually exists.
At this time, Li Hanmo was not as experienced as the virtual character in the four batches of Xiao Huangwen, so he didn't realize it at first.
"Where is it rising? Where is it?" He looked at Xu Wei's hand covering his chest worriedly and unclearly, "Is it a heartache, Xiao Weiwei?"
"Oh no!" Xu Wei was a little shy, lowered his head and blushed and explained in a low voice: "Don't the babies want to drink milk? After about a month after our rabbit demon's pregnancy, the front curve will start to develop, which is for the future. to prepare for breastfeeding."
Li Hanmo was taken aback when he heard the words, and couldn't wait to lift the armor in front of Xu Wei, and then he was fascinated by the scenery and spring scenery in front of him.
His little bunny is amazing!Even if it's a fake pregnancy, the belly and the curvature of the front will become bigger!
Is it possible that the curvature of the front of the little rabbit will become the same as that of the back?
Just imagining Xu Wei who looked like that made Li Hanmo's heart agitated and distracted.
Strange.He couldn't help feeling suspicious.He obviously had no interest in the curvature of the front of women before, why is it that the front of the little rabbit is going to develop in the direction of women, and he is so excited?
Oh~ That's because it's Xu Wei!Li Hanmo suddenly realized.As long as it is Xu Wei, he loves any changes!
Unable to restrain the corners of his lips evilly, Li Hanmo asked Xu Wei meaningfully: "How can Xiao Weiwei want Lao Gong to help? Huh?"
Xu Wei blushed as if she was about to bleed.
As for how Li Hanmo can help him, Xu Wei certainly has ideas, and in the usual intimacy, it's not that Li Hanmo hasn't done that to the arc in front of him.
But now the situation is special, his front has started to develop, and he has to prepare for breastfeeding in the future. No matter how Li Hanmo treats him like that, he is very ashamed, as if Li Hanmo has become his son.
But...but it's so uncomfortable...so longing...so longing...
In the end, Xu Wei, who had a flirtatious nature, lived up to expectations and went all out and said, "Little Weiwei will always attack with his hands! Use his mouth!"
"Hahaha..." Li Hanmo laughed heartily, and of course he immediately helped Xu Wei according to Xu Wei's idea after laughing for a long time.
Xu Wei squinted his ruby-like eyes in comfort, and soon forgot all the shame in comfort, instead he moaned coquettishly.
While Li Hanmo wholeheartedly helped Xu Wei, he was also extremely intoxicated.
Oh ~ glutinous rice dumpling ~ Xiao Weiwei has more glutinous rice dumpling ~
"Hanmo...Hanmo...I'm so happy...Old Gong is awesome...Old Gong...Old Gong...You are so amazing..." Xu Wei screamed happily, and the reaction was really the slightest No less than the virtual characters in those four batches of little Huang Wen.
It was later that he turned back into the real rabbit.
The little rabbit is very conscientious, and will not let things go after seeing the aurora by itself, so he stretched out two little rabbit paws, ready to help Li Hanmo see the aurora too.
This time, Li Hanmo squinted his eyes in comfort, yelled innumerable words at the top of his voice deliberately, it was very indescribable.
He persisted for a very long time, Xu Wei's hands were sore and his heart was sweet:
That's it!I'm going to be this long!How satisfied I will be in the future!Huh hee hee hee!Oh ho ho ho ho!
Not long after Li Hanmo saw the aurora for the first time, Xu Wei also recovered from the aftertaste of that, and was able to transform into a human form.
Seeing this, Li Hanmo immediately rose again.
He still remembered that the little rabbit's hands were soft and cool when he was in human form. Even without the fluffy rabbit fur and soft meat pads, it must be a special taste to help him.
The human-shaped fingers are longer and slender than the bunny's claws, so it stands to reason that they will be more flexible, and the feeling will be more exciting...
"Xiao Weiwei, can you help my husband again?" The more he thought about it, the more distracted Li Hanmo immediately took Xu Weislender's hand, and gently kneaded it, "The hand must be very sore, right? Lao Gong will rub it for you first. Knead, wait until the sourness is gone before helping Lao Gong.”
"It's okay!" Xu Wei happily helped again:
right!It must last like this!It should be so often!It's going to be like this!I'm going to have sore hands!The more sour your hands now, the more refreshing you will be in the future!
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