harleyscars Chapter 72: February 2, Feng Shui Unruly Handsome Celestial Master - 29
Chapter 72: February 2, Feng Shui Unruly Handsome Celestial Master - 29
Li Hanmo insisted that Xu Wei was hypocritical, and he was hoping that he would bring him the kind of happiness, but because of embarrassment or other reasons, he insisted on duplicity.
Fortunately, he is a madman who loves rabbits, and he wisely sees through the little rabbit's hypocrisy, so he will not let the little rabbit down.
No matter how much Little Rabbit says that he doesn't want, don't want, doesn't like, and is unhappy, he won't believe it, he will fulfill Little Rabbit's wish!It is obligatory to bring that kind of happiness to the little rabbit!
"Okay, okay, Xiao Weiwei is unhappy, Xiao Weiwei doesn't want to, it's me who is happy, I think it's okay?" Li Hanmo is doting and helpless, propping himself up above Xu Wei, holding Xu Wei's hand with one hand At the top of the head, one foot easily suppressed Xu Wei's pretentious (fog) struggling body, and one hand snatched off the armor of Xu Wei's lower body.
Xu Wei was stunned.
This situation, this situation, this kind of pose, really looks like a strong X!
Why was Li Hanmo so nervous that he insisted that he was being straightforward?
"Little baby, help me find a way!" Xu Wei hurriedly called the system.
He has been pure-hearted and ascetic for more than 100 years, even if Li Hanmo helped him, he would be really happy cough cough... But he really doesn't want to rationally.
At this time, the system was very excited.
It had just listened to the mosaic recitation that its host had successfully seduced Mu Ziyi, Zhou Zhenjue, and Li Hanmo. It was indescribable to have three at the same time as its host wished, and its host happily yelled louder, The sound wave shook the roof of the villa, and now there is a live version of the dessert.
Although it will be mosaiced in the future, it has always been able to "gnaw meat" and "crack sugar" with the mosaic.
Li Hanmo, hurry up!
Get ready for the next four batches!
Take advantage of the 1V1 in this world to quickly train your skills!
It's not an exaggeration of the little baby, Mu Ziyi and Zhou Zhenjue's skills are really at their peak!In the first two worlds, my host screamed tut tut!
If you are not good at technology, be careful to be eliminated. Friendly reminder!
"Host, continue to struggle! The more you struggle, the more atmosphere you have! Strong sex 丨 Palay tired or something! Hehehehe!" The whole string of data in the system flew into the air.
"?!" Xu Wei was stunned, and said worriedly: "Little baby, are you really infected with the virus?!"
System: "Alas! Alas!"
The system reacted abruptly.
What did it just say?How could it support Li Hanmo and other hosts?It was clearly determined to prevent its host from falling in love with Li Hanmo at first!
It actually lost itself in the four batches of small Huang Wen? !
It almost violated the original intention! !
"I was wrong as the host, the four batches of little Huangwen are poisonous..."
Xu Wei: "..."
The system, which was extremely ashamed, hurriedly threw those messy "ummm...", "ahah...", "all three...", "there..." and other messy yellow paints into the sky, and concentrated on Make suggestions for its host.
"With a host! Didn't the hero say that he wants to compensate you and make you happy? You just think of something else that can make you happy."
Xu Weiwen suddenly understood.
"I'm so hungry!" He immediately wrinkled his round nose in grievance, "I want to eat glutinous rice balls, uh, cheesecake and jujube cakes, Xiaowei will be happy after eating!"
In addition to X, food can also bring supreme happiness. It is reasonable for a fool to pretend to be all kinds of food.
Li Hanmo finally stopped what he was doing.
"I'm hungry! I'm hungry!" Xu Wei acted coquettishly while the iron was hot, "I want my brother to take me to eat cheesecake and jujube cake to compensate me!"
Li Hanmo believed that Xu Wei would be happy after eating, so after thinking for a while, he finally put on the lower body armor for Xu Wei, and decided to take Xu Wei to eat cheesecake and jujube cake, "I was negligent, Xiao Weiwei hasn't eaten dinner yet. Let's go, I'll take you to the salon of the youth meeting tonight, there are a lot of delicious food there, not only cheesecake and date paste cakes."
Li Hanmo paid the membership fee on time every month. According to the regulations, he could bring one to three friends to participate in each salon.
Xu Wei finally heaved a sigh of relief, and the heart hanging in his throat fell back.
With lingering fear in his heart, he got up and followed Li Hanmo downstairs. At this time, Grandma Li had just finished frying a plate of pork belly and brought it to the table. Li Wenying was setting the dishes. Seeing Xu Wei and Li Hanmo, he immediately remembered what Xu Wei and Li Hanmo said not long ago.
They feel that their minds have been greatly impacted, and they even began to doubt the education they have received for more than 80 years (more than 50 years), doubt the moral standards of the current society, and wonder what is wrong with them and their fellow villagers.
This kind of self-denial is actually quite disturbing.
The lips of the two were murmured for a long time, but they couldn't speak for a long time. In the end, it was Grandma Li who took advantage of the eating stall and called Xu Wei and Li Hanmo to eat, "You eat first, and I will go to fry a few more dishes."
Xu Wei was stunned.
Grandma Li talked about several dishes instead of one dish, which rarely happened in the past.
As a well-known celestial master family, the Li family is not short of money, especially Li Hanmo's talent is rare in a thousand years, he has dealt with many big monsters and ghosts, and the corresponding rewards are very generous.
However, Grandma Li and Li Wenying uphold the "beautiful morals" of "enduring hardship is a blessing" and "saving food and expenses".They will not starve Xu Wei and Li Hanmo, but they will starve themselves.
Li Hanmo told them several times about this, but it was useless.
When Xu Wei just crossed over and ate his first meal, he found that Grandma Li and Li Wenying didn't eat much food in order to save money.He was extremely speechless.
To be honest, with the financial resources of the Li family, even if they help those poor folks and elders every day, they can still afford big fish and meat.
Today is very different.There are already two plates of meat dishes on the table, and Grandma Li plans to cook a few more dishes.
One of these two dishes of meat is Xu Wei's favorite, and the other is Li Hanmo's favorite. It is estimated that the few dishes Grandma Li plans to cook are still Xu Wei and Li Hanmo's favorite.
Xu didn't understand.
Grandma Li and Li Wenying have at least had an "understanding" now, whether they want to admit it or not, they subconsciously feel sorry for him and Li Hanmo, and want to make it up to them.
Grandma Li and Li Wenying both know to compensate them through delicious food, but Li Hanmo, a psychopath, wants to compensate him by helping him, alas!
Xu Wei couldn't help but cast a resentful glance at Li Hanmo, thinking that Grandma Li and Li Wenying downstairs were busy with dinner, but he and Li Hanmo were almost doing something upstairs, so he was so ashamed.
In all fairness, Grandma Li and Li Wenying are also victims and victims of the general environment of this era. Although they have hurt Li Hanmo and the original owner because of their pedantic thinking, they really love Li Hanmo and the original owner, and have the kindness of nurturing Li Hanmo and the original owner. Li Hanmo and the original owner could never repay in a lifetime.
Thinking of this, Xu Wei tugged at Li Hanmo's sleeve and changed his mind: "Brother Hanmo, I don't eat cheesecake and jujube pastry anymore, the food made by Grandma Li is the best!"
Grandma Li's culinary skills are indeed superb. Even at the age of 80, she is still in good health, swearing at Fang Qiu in the kitchen.
Naturally, Li Hanmo didn't refuse. He just scratched Xu Weiyuan's nose and said with a smile, "We'll go after dinner. The buffet over there will last until late at night. You will definitely be able to eat cheesecake and jujube pastry tonight."
As soon as Grandma Li and Li Wenying heard about the buffet, they knew that Li Hanmo was going to participate in the salon of the YMCA tonight, and he would bring the innocent Xu Wei with him.
They didn't like to see those "new youths" who had studied in the West, but these days they were "sneered at" again and again by the two children. Come to the YMCA.
It didn't take long for all the food to be served, and it was rare that Grandma Li and Li Wenying were also full.
Grandma Li and Li Wenying were enjoying the comfort of their full stomachs, and they could not help suspecting that the villagers and elders would accuse the wealthy businessmen in the town of living in luxury houses, driving luxury cars, and hosting feasts for extravagance and waste, throwing away the virtues of diligence and thrift handed down from their ancestors, In fact, I can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour...
Those wealthy businessmen have the ability to make a lot of money, so there seems to be nothing wrong with enjoying life, right?
Neither Xu Wei nor Li Hanmo knew it yet, Grandma Li and Li Wenying were gradually opening up the second "apex", the two best friends who couldn't be more radical, were walking hand in hand in the town, digesting food on the way to the youth meeting.
Both friends were young adults with fast digestion, and they happened to be able to eat a few more desserts when they arrived at the YMCA.
Xu Wei really wanted to eat cheesecake and jujube paste crisps. When he saw the plates of exquisite pastries on the luxuriously arranged long table, his eyes lit up.
He was about to go to the long table to enjoy the delicious food, when he was surrounded by a group of fashionable and beautifully dressed modern girls. To be precise, the person surrounded by that group of modern girls was Li Hanmo, and he was just inevitably surrounded by them.
"Brother Han Mo, you are finally here!"
"We all thought you weren't coming tonight!"
"Brother Han Mo, will you go dance there with me?"
"Stay with me first! I begged Brother Han Mo several times, but Brother Han Mo didn't agree!"
"Did you beg Brother Han Mo several times? I have also several times! Why should I accompany you first?"
……
The modern girls were chattering, and in order to scramble for Li Hanmo, an undercurrent surged among them.
"No, I'll accompany my little Weiwei to eat something, we haven't had dinner yet." Li Hanmo lied casually.
He really didn't plan to attend the salon tonight. After all, playing with the bunny in the room was much more interesting than drinking in the corner of the salon.
It's just that the little rabbit is greedy, so he must bring the little rabbit over to eat something good.
After Li Hanmo said that, the modern girls were ashamed to pester Li Hanmo to dance with them.However, they didn't intend to let go of the opportunity to get close to Li Hanmo easily, so they followed the long table together and continued to find topics to chat with Li Hanmo.
Xu Wei is not bored, he appreciates girls who dare to pursue love and take the initiative to chase after them.Many girls in this era have missed a beautiful marriage and regretted it all their lives due to the "reserved" shackles imposed on them by the world.
It's a pity that Li Hanmo is obviously not interested in the girls. After perfunctory them a few words, he didn't know whether he was impatient, or he was too absorbed in watching Xu Wei eat. In the end, he didn't even respond with "um" or "oh". Give alms to the girls.
"Xiao Weiwei, try this, eat so many sweet cakes for a change." Li Hanmo took a slice of authentic pork and fed it to Xu Wei's mouth.
Xu Wei took a bite of the jerky pork with a "ah—" and said with a satisfied face, "It's delicious!"
Not to mention, the tongue is a bit greasy after eating too many desserts, and the salty and rich pork jerky is really delicious.
Seeing that Xu Wei's cheeks were bulging from eating, Li Hanmo couldn't help reaching out and gently wiped the corners of Xu Wei's mouth, taking the opportunity to touch Xu Wei's fair and tender cheeks.
"It's all in my mouth." He added without changing his expression.
As soon as the words fell, the modern girls were stunned, choking on the red wine.
What got in your mouth?They clearly saw that Xu Wei's mouth was always clean!
The looks of the girls became more complicated and dignified one by one.
In addition to the open West, the traditional East also has the theory of "broken sleeves", and all the girls who have been peeping at Li Hanmo have inquired about Li Hanmo's family background, and know that Xu Wei is the son of Li Hanmo's father's Taoist friend. People have no blood relationship, let alone call each other brothers.
The "dark tide" surged onto Xu Wei...
Finally, a girl couldn't hold back no matter what, and said meaningfully: "Brother Han Mo, aren't you afraid of being criticized when you bring your father Daoyou's son to the salon? After all, he is a...fool. "
She seemed to lower her voice on purpose for the word "fool", but everyone was so close that Xu Wei, Li Hanmo and a group of girls could all hear them.
Hearing this, Li Hanmo immediately slapped the red wine on Fei Girl's hand.
The wine glass fell to the ground with a crackling sound, which attracted the attention of everyone in the salon.
"Tan Fang, are you tired of working?" Li Hanmo's face was as dark as the night outside, and he stared condescendingly at Tan Fang, the girl who insulted Xu Wei, clenched his fists tightly, as if he wanted to attack Tan Fang.
The princes and brothers of the salon have long been envious of Li Hanmo's exclusive beauty, especially Tan Fang and the others who have been watching for a long time. It is rare to see Li Hanmo and Tan Fang clashing, so they rushed over to prepare for the hero to save the beauty.
"Li Hanmo, what are you going to do?! Could it be that you want to beat up women who are powerless?!" A young man who acted the fastest took the initiative, took Tan Fanghu in his arms first, and encouraged Gathered the courage to stare at Li Hanmo fiercely.
Originally, his plan was to push Li Hanmo so hard that he bumped into the long table behind him in embarrassment, but Li Hanmo's aura was so frightening that he didn't even dare to stretch out his hand in the end.
But it doesn't matter, just the sentence "You beat even a woman who is powerless" has attracted many people to point fingers at Li Hanmo, even if they are all men.
"Yeah, I will beat anyone who says anything wrong about my Xiaowei, regardless of male, female, or young..." Li Hanmo didn't care what others thought of him, and said coldly, "But it seems that before hitting Tan Fang, you have to beat Tan Fang first." beat you up."
Xu Wei further appreciates Li Hanmo's protection of himself.He understood that if Tan Fang insulted Li Hanmo himself, even worse than what he had just insulted him, Li Hanmo would not be so angry that he would attack Tan Fang.
But Xu Wei didn't want Li Hanmo to do anything to the woman.
Not to mention that the people in this era are not open-minded enough, even in the modern age of the 21st century, or even in the interstellar world in the future, if a man beats a woman, he will be sprayed to death by the people's saliva.
Li Hanmo didn't care, but he cared. He didn't want Li Hanmo to be criticized so much.
So he quickly grabbed Li Hanmo's sleeve, and said softly, "Brother Hanmo, I want to go to the bathroom, but I don't know where the bathroom is."
Li Hanmo finally decided to let Tan Fang go temporarily, took Xu Wei's hand, and walked to the bathroom.
When passing by Tan Fang, Xu Wei glared at Tan Fang angrily, and said crisply: "You are so ugly!"
"You?!" Which girl wouldn't be angry if she was called ugly?Tan Fang was so angry that she was about to slap Xu Wei, but she nervously withdrew her hand when she met Li Hanmo's menacing gaze.
The little fool will prove that you are ugly... Xu Wei said silently.
After Xu Wei entered the bathroom, Li Hanmo waited patiently at the door.After waiting for a minute, he didn't see Xu Wei, but saw a radiant and stunning beauty coming out of it.
The stunning beauty was dressed in a different style from the other girls in the YMCA. She was not wearing a western evening dress, but an oriental diamond-encrusted ivory cheongsam. The design was obviously much more conservative than the evening dress, but it was extremely sexy.
Probably because her figure is really bumpy, the curvature of the front and the curvature of the back are particularly eye-catching.
Her facial features are also extremely delicate and beautiful, and she has a classical and elegant charm.
Li Hanmo was startled, and suddenly understood.
"Yo! Great beauty! Give brother Hanmo a kiss!" He immediately turned into a hooligan, and even raised the stunning beauty's chin to kiss her, sending her first kiss without hesitation.
Stunning beauty: "..."
The author has something to say: small theater;
Li Hanmo: "A straight man can do anything. After the little rabbit is full, I still want to bring him that kind of happiness."