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In Yun Yi's second vision, it appeared as a gigantic hand that blotted out the sky.
She awkwardly tried to control her second set of doll-like body senses, attempting to dodge using information from the first-person perspective, but tripped over her own tangled hands and feet.
With her keen senses, Swire easily picked up the doll that had fallen to the ground, even by blindfolding, and placed it in front of her.
"You—" She frowned, about to rebuke him, but upon seeing him clearly, her composure instantly vanished, and an unusual flush rose to her face, leaving her speechless: "..."
What is this? It's so cute!
The doll was not the blank form she had seen before, but had transformed into a completely smaller version of Yun Yi.
Yun Yi's facial features and physique were already exceptionally refined and otherworldly.
After transforming into a tiny figure the size of a palm, the sense of exquisiteness is further enhanced by the lifelike liveliness infused into the figure, making it difficult for anyone with normal aesthetic sense to ignore this doubled cuteness.
In addition, the pendant around the little figure's neck, which was slightly larger than its body and easily noticeable, was engraved with the character "碧" (bi, meaning jade), leading Swire to intuitively believe that it referred to himself.
It's as if she's emphasizing that this incredibly cute little person belongs to her—who could resist that?
Swire silently put the little figure back on her head, choosing to ignore the "innocent" little cutie who had climbed up her head and started petting her again, and turned to look at Yun Yi, the culprit.
Yun Yi's real appearance is dashing and exquisite, a completely different kind of stunning beauty compared to the little doll. However, because of her somewhat naive yet gentle and quiet temperament, the overall aggressiveness of her appearance is neutralized.
—It's the familiar face that Swire has been looking at all this time.
The familiar feeling caused the blush on Swire's face to fade slightly.
Overwhelmed by this familiar feeling and the persistent tingling sensation on her head, she naturally crossed her arms and patted Yun Yi with her tiger tail, while smoothly uttering the scolding she hadn't had a chance to say earlier: "Don't you dare touch me! Do you take me for a plush toy?"
Volume Two: Fireworks at Longmen: Author's Note + Bounty Details
Barring any unforeseen circumstances, this book will be available for purchase tomorrow.
Due to limited drafts and the fact that the story was published relatively late (already exceeding 16 words), the author will not be adding any more chapters.
Author's Note on Launch:
This is the author's first book, and no matter what, the author will finish it. The fundamental emotional driving force is the desire to describe the world in the author's heart.
For the author, the line between virtual and reality is sometimes not so strict; the virtual contains genuine emotions wrapped in falsehood, and the same is true in reality.
If we were to ask what a person hopes to leave behind in such a floating world, and how they can leave it behind, the author leans towards thoughts and insights, and towards interaction.
Communication and sharing can make a person's existence more meaningful and complete, and leave a deeper mark on the world. It is not about forcing others to accept you, but about making your own existence clear. In fact, every action of a person is doing this. I am just unwilling to let some of my fantasies and thoughts that are difficult to express in reality disappear without a trace, so I am adding fuel to the fire.
Of course, since I chose Hedgehog Cat as a paid platform, it means that the author not only has this emotional drive, but also the motivation to seek recognition in this area, and the idea of turning it into a side job or even a main job for making a living. The better the results, the happier I am.
Therefore, the author will consider any suggestions, whether they are to improve the writing or make it more popular, and will choose the appropriate ones to improve. The author will also ask questions if he thinks something is inappropriate, because the author's personal thoughts are always one-sided. If the question is indeed not appropriate, the author will explain the reasons and continue to discuss the relevant aspects if he is willing.
In short, this article will now fully describe the hilarious and absurd experiences of a time traveler on Terra who lives off his wives while stirring up storms across the land, ultimately enjoying both romance and swagger. I hope you enjoy it.
Bounty Details:
If readers tip, I will add some chapters—the author isn't sure of the exact amount, but for now it's calculated on a per-tip basis (one tip equals one additional tip for every 1000 additional tips).
For every 1000 more favorites, an extra chapter will be added for free (as a commemorative gift); for every 200 more recommendation votes, an extra chapter will be added. Currently, there are 449 recommendation votes.
Treasure chests... seem unlikely, but if there are any, I'll add five extra chapters (of course, I won't release them all at once; it will take some time).
(Some parts have been revised with the help of more professional friends.)
Replenish:
Without the aforementioned extra updates, the author will maintain two updates (4000+ words) on the 15th of January and three updates (6000+ words, this is uncertain, it may also be two updates) on the 15th of January, released at four times: 7:00 AM, 11:00 AM, 6:00 PM, and 12:00 AM, usually at 6:00 PM and 11:00 PM.
Correction: Due to practical needs, updates will now generally be at 11 PM and 1 AM.
Volume Two: Fireworks at Dragon Gate: Chapter Seventy - Crazy Inhalation of Tiger Ears, Tiger Head "Dances," Watch My Moves, the Consequences Are Nothing More Than This!
The two objects controlled by Yun Yi from different perspectives blinked in unison, looking guilty. The main body turned its gaze away, and the little puppet silently withdrew its groping hands, but its beady eyes, which were tinged with gold and red, remained fixed on the large, hairy ears in front of it.
It has to be said that the ears that Swire had been longing for for so long felt even better than she had imagined.
Previously, Yunyi guessed that Swire's prototype was a tiger, thinking that the fur on her tiger ears would probably be short, stiff and rough, just like the tiger fur she had heard about, and the only thing you could touch on her ears was the warm, soft and bouncy ear flesh.
Unexpectedly, after actually handling it, I found that the outer layer of the tiger ears was indeed a bit short and stiff, but not rough. The hairs were actually quite smooth when they were all together, and the cool feeling was very nice.
The texture felt like touching a smooth pebble that had been polished by flowing water for who knows how long, the kind that had just been pulled from the bottom of the water and still carried the coolness of the stream.
Touching further inside, the texture was completely different from Yunyi's impression; it was soft and delicate down.
These soft, plush furs, with their uniquely warm temperature, cover the doll in a thick layer, giving the illusion of being surrounded and submerged when the doll's small hands reach in.
In reality, the down is not that thick.
Slightly parting the downy hair reveals the warmer, more supple ear flesh inside.
Just as Yunyi had imagined, it was bouncy and soft. When the doll's little hand was placed on it, one could clearly feel the rhythm of blood vessels from another living being.
The rhythm was brisk and lively, exuding a vibrant energy that relaxed the mind. Coupled with that heart-melting body temperature, Yunyi, the little doll, almost wanted to hug and stroke Shi Huaiya's tiger ears all day long.
Then the next day, I'd enjoy masturbating all day while holding the other ear.
Unfortunately, Swire himself obviously wouldn't allow it...
Yun Yi sighed, pulling himself out of his reverie about the fluffy thing, and after thinking for a moment, turned his attention back to business.
The doll raised its short hand, touched its face which had the same temperature and feel as a human, then looked down at its joints and tentatively threw a set of punches.
The doll's slightly large movements constantly brushed against the nerves on Swire's head, bringing with them a touch that was sometimes light and sometimes heavy. This touch was not strong, but its presence was extremely noticeable.
Shi Huaiya was still waiting for Yun Yi to apologize, and her anger had not subsided. Now, she could no longer contain her anger, and it burst forth.
Her eyes widened in fury, and she wished she could smash her head against this reckless man and take him down with her.
But the thought of the doll on her head, so cute, made Swire freeze, and she gritted her teeth and growled, "What are you doing now!"
"Experiment, let's see how sensitive the puppet is after it's possessed." Yun Yi, who was already engrossed in boxing, replied casually, his attention almost entirely focused on the puppet.
The puppet's senses were more complete and acute than she had imagined, and Yun Yi became more and more adept at fighting it.
After warming up completely, she had a sudden inspiration and wanted to try a slightly more difficult backflip.
However, the puppet made a mistake at the start, confusing the spinning motion with the movement.
Just as she was about to use a single butterfly step to land (head) and save herself, a large hand precisely and swiftly intercepted the doll in mid-air and pulled it to her eyes.
Yun Yi glanced at the clear, pale blue eyes in the doll's eyes, which were now close at hand and magnified, and then at Shi Huaiya in the doll's eyes, who was furious and about to slam the bed and throw things. He then decisively disconnected the doll from the doll.
Yun Yi closed his eyes and lowered his head, about to fall onto the bed.
"Yunyi?!" Swire was startled and quickly caught her. Then she noticed that the steady heartbeat coming from the part of her body that she was holding didn't seem like anything was wrong.
Swire immediately realized what was happening and looked at her hand, which had been gripping the doll but had loosened in her panic when Yun Yi fell. Sure enough, the doll was nowhere to be seen, and she couldn't find it anywhere in the vicinity either.
Meanwhile, the little doll Yunyi escaped Shi Huaiya's control in a moment of panic.
The doll, emanating a halo of light, slowly floated up and quietly hid under the large lapel of Swire's uniform cloak.
The lapel had some wrinkles from the owner's movements after he fell unconscious. After looking around, Yun Yi chose the corner with more wrinkles on the left shoulder and stuck himself on it.
After doing all this, the puppet Yunyi closed its eyes, and the aura of light flickered for a moment before the agility on its body dissipated completely.
When Yun Yi opened his eyes again, he saw fresh bed sheets.
She raised her hand to support herself, her gaze sweeping over the hand that had retracted slightly below her collarbone, and then her eyes met those of Swire, the owner of the hand.
Swire sneered, and with a swift turn of her hand, grabbed Yun Yi by the collar of her white shirt, pulling her close to her, their breaths mingling: "Heh, having a good time, huh?"
"It's alright." Yun Yi slumped down as if he was used to it, hanging on Shi Huaiya's hand like a pendant.
"You bastard—" Swire gritted her teeth, and had to use her other hand to hold the other side of her collar to prevent Yun Yi from slipping down or his clothes from tearing and exposing himself.
She angrily flung the languid Yun Yi in her hand: "Sit up and talk properly!"
Yun Yi let himself sway back and forth like a noodle: "No, I feel like I'm going to get beaten up."
"..." Swire was speechless for a moment. Why was he being so self-aware at a time like this!
Swire's silence said it all; he really did have the urge to punch someone—after all, having someone "dance" on your head (:D), anyone would feel the urge to hit them.
Yun Yi didn't want to be beaten. She maintained a soft and weak posture, as if Shi Huaiya was afraid that something might really happen to Yun Yi. She couldn't be angry if she didn't beat her, but she was in a very uncomfortable position. She said firmly, "So, I'll just say it like this."
Then he immediately changed the subject: "I was just experimenting with the doll. I discovered that after possessing it, the doll has many useful functions, such as being indestructible, able to float slowly in the air, able to attach to any object at any time, and able to freely control its weight..."
Yun Yi recited a string of words in one breath before pausing for a moment.
Although Yun Yi described the various functions as novel and useful, and the doll as a vessel held great appeal for Swire, Swire remained unswayed, and the anger in her eyes was still clearly visible.
As Yun Yi spoke, he was being pulled and shaken by Shi Huaiya, who was clear about her purpose and unmoved.
Throughout the entire process, Swire's ravaged tiger ears, with a few strands of fur sticking up, kept pressing forward, muttering repeatedly: "Sit up straight! You look like a wilted weed in an old house, so ugly, so unsightly! Sit up straight! The way you sprawl on the bed is no different from soft mud in the wilderness!..."
It's fair to say they're not giving an inch.
He looked extremely angry, or perhaps he hadn't calmed down at all.
Yun Yi hadn't forgotten that the other party had been angry before he fainted yesterday, and it was hard to say whether the lingering anger from yesterday affected the other party's current puffed-up and defiant appearance.
But it's okay, she has an ace up her sleeve and will definitely not let the opponent's iron fist take her away!
Full of confidence, Yun Yi raised his voice amidst Shi Huaiya's persistent mutterings: "Most importantly, the puppet can release the wisp of soul power I've stored within it. Not only can I use it, but you can also carry and use it!"
—She can use Yun Yi's soul power, which is so powerful that it feels like it's going to crush a person's bones, even though he hasn't even seen it clearly.
Shi Huaiya's thoughts were instantly drawn in, and the force with which she was shaking Yun Yi disappeared.
At that moment, she didn't care about anything else; her eyes shone brightly: "Are you sure you're not joking?"
Volume Two: Fireworks at Longmen: Chapter Seventy-One: Swire: Low-key? Not a chance! — Huh? (O_o)
Yun Yi patted his chest confidently and smiled calmly: "Absolutely not."
As she spoke, she leaned back, freeing herself from Swire's loose grip, a mischievous glint in her eyes. She deliberately drew out the last syllable, adding, "The prerequisite is—you have to feel the doll yourself, okay?"
Swire ignored Yun Yi's little actions, focusing entirely on her words: "Feel the doll?"
This statement and the subsystem's "thought" communication are both vague and incomprehensible.
Swire's tiger ears twitched, and he said speechlessly, "Explain clearly, what do you mean by 'feeling the doll'... huh?"
Perhaps it was the mention of dolls that triggered a memory in Swire's mind.
As she spoke, she suddenly felt a familiar pang of heartache, followed by a vague premonition.
Following her senses, she raised her arm and touched the underside of the uniform collar. Amidst the smooth, stiff fabric, she touched a cool, soft object that felt weightless.
The texture of this object is completely different from the previous dolls.
A completely silent eavesdropping device?
Who put it?
How come she didn't notice before!
This sudden discovery made Swire's heart tighten. She immediately clenched the object and brought it to her eyes to examine it, only to find that what was in her palm was not some random thing at all, but a doll.
"?" She raised an eyebrow in surprise. It was a doll? But the feel of it was so different from before.
Moreover, Swire frowned with worry. He could sense the doll, but the feeling came out of nowhere—was it really feasible?
Yun Yi didn't notice Swire's hesitation; she stared dumbfounded at the doll that had been suddenly pulled out, her mind going blank for a moment: "How did you find it?!"
The description of the doll says that it has the function of having almost no presence when it is not possessed, right?
As it turned out, Swire discovered it within seconds, forcing her to abandon her original plan to trick the other party—it wasn't completely useless!
Did the system description trick her?
Yun Yi quickly shook his head in his heart and rejected the idea.
The system shouldn't be able to become an unscrupulous merchant.
So, how did Swire find the doll that had no presence at all?
Unable to figure it out, Yun Yi muttered to himself in bewilderment, "How strange..." Could it be that the puppet has some hidden mechanism?
Swire was initially puzzled about how she found the doll, but seeing her success leave Yun Yi, that infuriating guy, at a loss, her mood instantly brightened.
She couldn't help but shake the doll, smugly saying, "Strange? What's so strange about it? My intuition is always sharp; finding something is a piece of cake!"
"It's actually that powerful..." Yun Yi believed it.
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