I, the Bully Spider-Man, will destroy Marvel!

Chapter 166 An 8-year-old man battles late-stage cancer!

Deadpool cupped his face in his hands and exclaimed, "Wow! You! Crab! You, dressed like the Joker, aren't you cosplaying? You are...!"

Upon hearing this, Captain America assumed Deadpool recognized him, immediately straightened his back, and deliberately raised his vibranium star shield: "Hmph, that's right, I am the embodiment of justice and courage..."

The next moment, Deadpool pointed at Captain America and said with certainty, "You are the Human Torch!!!"

Captain America: ?

Captain America couldn't resist grabbing Deadpool by the collar and lifting him up, pointing at his own incredibly handsome face, spitting as he said:

"You fucking bastard, you're just donating your eyes if you don't want them? You don't even recognize my upright and dignified face? Are you even a Merica citizen?!"

Even as Captain America lifted him up, Deadpool wasn't angry. He simply shrugged and said casually:

"You're wearing a mask, so I can't see your bitch face. Besides, if wearing this costume makes me Captain America, then if I wear the Spider-Man suit, do I become Spider-Man?"

"Heh, what if I do this?" Hearing Deadpool's words, Captain America sneered, took off the laughing hood from his original suit, and revealed his standard American handsome face.

But to his surprise, Deadpool, looking at his classic Captain America face, still wore a disdainful expression:

"Your face is indeed Captain America's face, but that doesn't prove you are Captain America. Last time I met a guy who looked exactly like you, but he shouted 'Thunderbolt' and flew up, and his mouth stank just like yours. In the end, a bald woman ripped his skin off!"

"So if you say you're Captain America, you need to provide more compelling proof!"

Captain America was so angry he laughed. How could he not know that in this stupid country, when did he ever need to prove to others that he was himself?

It also proves that I can make you fly!

Captain America was just about to raise his hand to throw Deadpool, that idiot, when Deadpool slapped Captain America's butt hard first:

"Holy God Jesus! That perfect American-style perky butt, okay, now I believe you're the Captain of the Perky Butt!"

Feeling his butt being kneaded, how could Captain America, whose personality had been reversed by Hydra, tolerate this?

As the captain of Hydra, do you think I'd tolerate your bad habits?

Captain America grabbed Deadpool's lewd hand that was on his butt, and with a backhand grappling throw, slammed Deadpool to the ground and twisted him hard!

Click—

With a cracking sound, Deadpool's hand joint was snapped by Captain America, bent into a V-shape!

Deadpool screamed in pain:

"Wow! Dude, this isn't Captain America at all! This is too dark! I feel like you're more like Batman; he loves breaking people's bones like this!"

"Shut up, you motherfucker!" Faced with Deadpool's wailing, Captain America, whose temper had already become irritable, became even more annoyed and elbowed Deadpool in the mouth, knocking out two of his teeth!

"Hey! You bastard, I hate it when people slap me in the face! I swear you're going to have a few more slits in your body today!"

This Mamba elbow ignited Deadpool's anger, who had initially been just playing around with Captain America. With his remaining intact hand, Deadpool pulled out the Baby Knife from his calf and 'thud' stabbed Captain America in the thigh!

Captain America, despite the pain in his leg, didn't loosen his grip on Deadpool. Instead, his berserk tendencies were aroused, and he grabbed Deadpool's broken arm with one hand and violently slammed it onto Felicia's desk!

With a loud crash, the valuable solid wood desk shattered into pieces under Captain America's powerful slam!

Fortunately, Felicia sensed something was wrong the moment the two started fighting, pressed the button under the table, and stood up from her seat. Otherwise, she might have been caught in the crossfire of their fight!

After defeating Deadpool, Captain America casually pulled the baby knife from his leg and threw it on the ground, then grinned at Felicia, who had retreated to the door and was about to slip away.

"Hey lady, I've now beaten another competitor, can I join the Spider Family now?"

He hadn't forgotten that Hydra had sent him to infiltrate the Spider Family.

Upon hearing this, Felicia's face twisted in disgust. Putting aside whether this was even the right way to compete, I already told you this is Parker Building, not some Spider Family!

Although she had a vague idea that her boss was related to the Spider Family, since her boss hadn't told her directly, she could only pretend not to know!

Otherwise, if she dares to say anything reckless, she might be fired from her high-paying, low-staff assistant job tomorrow just because she stepped into the company with her left foot first.

Just as Felicia was thinking about how to keep this Captain America-like idiot in check, and the security chief, Valkyrie, arrived, Deadpool actually stood up, shaking his head, amidst the shattered pieces of the table.

To the astonishment of Captain America and Felicia, Deadpool casually swung his V-shaped severed arm back to its original shape!

Deadpool cracked his neck, drew his twin swords from his shoulders, made a classic X shape in front of his chest, and excitedly exclaimed, "A clash between Marvel's savior and Marvel's evenly matched heroes? Come on, let's have some fun!!!"

After saying that, Deadpool lunged at Captain America with his knife in hand!

"You think I'm afraid of an idiot like you? Bring it on!" Captain America, not to be outdone, raised his shield and charged at Deadpool!

Next, please enjoy watching "An octogenarian battles terminal cancer," "The Mare Hero battles the Fuck Hero," and "Lack of martial ethics versus lack of manners"...

So, in this ultimate showdown with no limits, who will emerge victorious?

让我们倒数五个数公布答案，5、4、3、2、1......

The answer is...

Valkyrie!

Valkyrie pushed open the door to the interview office and saw Deadpool with one hand cupping Captain America's nostrils and the other gripping Captain America's baby forearm...

And there's a hand pulling at it, trying to uninstall Deadpool QQ, and another hand stretching Deadpool's cat head into an eraser-like length...

The two of them also locked each other's waists tightly with their legs...

The two were fixed together on the ground in an extremely bizarre and perverse position, neither of them able to move...

Even after spending so many years on Sakaar, the space junkyard, and seeing so much, Valkyrie admitted that she was still somewhat taken aback by the sight...

Valkyrie rubbed her eyes, deciding that she couldn't be the only one suffering from the burning sensation. So instead of immediately taking action, she took out her phone, snapped a few photos of the two entangled, and sent them to the Spider Family's group chat.

Don't panic in a crisis, first take out your phone, take a picture, and post it on social media...