Honkai Impact 3rd, but I have too many mods.

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Funina was clearly somewhat dissatisfied with this.

"I've already done my best within my capabilities!"

"Yes, yes, baby, you are a very hardworking baby."

"..."

(Funinga...you and Lord Liu Bai aren't very familiar with each other...and you'll need Lord Liu Bai's help in the future...)

Fu Ningna resisted the urge to draw her staff and sword and strike Liu Bai.

"Damn it... I'm not talking about me anymore! Lord Liu Bai, don't you feel any pressure?"

"At first there were some..."

"So how do you overcome these pressures?"

Funina was prepared to deliver a subtle satire.

Don't underestimate the satirical dramas of the Fontainebleau people!

"Do ○ Kai."

"……what?"

"Isn't the answer obvious? Do the circle."

"This, this, this..."

"Oh, it's not suitable for you."

Liu Bai suddenly realized he had spoken too quickly.

As soon as he said those words, it made it seem like he was the one seducing Funina.

"Indeed, it's really not suitable."

(W-wh-what...is this some kind of hint? But...but...I'm not ready to take on something like this!)

(No... if we remain completely silent, this topic will be dropped!)

"But...but if you feel too much pressure, you can come to me...ah no! That's not what I meant!"

"...If it really doesn't work, why don't we just stop trying to talk about it?"

Looking at Funina's embarrassed and blushing expression, Liu Bai felt embarrassed for her.

"Actually, I can still use my hands!"

What did I say?!

Lord Liu Bai also had a "What is this person saying?" expression on his face.

This is the end, isn't it?

"It's that... I mean, you see! I've been here for so long, but I haven't actually helped you at all yet!"

Fu Ningna began to try her best to salvage her image.

"I feel I should at least help you! So... um, if there's no one else around, I really can use my hands!"

"..."

To be honest, Liu Bai was completely stumped.

Although I can understand everything they say, I just don't know how to respond.

Who taught Fu Ningna to be so toxic?

I appreciate your kind intentions, but... you should probably just forget about it.

"Gu...!"

Why do people here still look down on her?

"Experience is something that can be accumulated!"

"...I mean, can't you find something productive to do? For example, the Jade office is definitely short-staffed."

"I don't understand it."

Funina shifted her gaze.

"You know, I'm that... mascot."

"You're too honest."

Liu Bai sighed, "Well, I guess all of Funina's skill points were put into diplomacy, stress resistance, and charm."

It seems that Funina isn't very good at hunching over a desk.

Or rather, the only thing Funina excels at in office work—stamping—is Liu Bai's "rice bowl" here.

"If you're not capable, you should be honest; if you want to use tricks, you should be clever..."

"Hmm...a very reasonable philosophy of life."

Liu Bai was stunned for a moment, and after thinking for a while, he suddenly realized that Fu Ningna had not suffered in vain all these years.

Although it sounds like nonsense, very few people can truly understand life.

Many people are often incompetent and dishonest, and while they may want to use tricks, they are not smart enough.

If someone like that falls into a pit, no one will be willing to lend a hand.

"...So, your 'help' is just to be used as a tool for sexual release?"

"Wh...what kind of sex toy? Don't use that term! I...I just wanted to help out a little!"

"Okay, let's be more subtle and say stress relief tools."

"...Couldn't you just say I'm a stress management specialist?"

"That's too tactful."

Liu Bai smiled.

Funina's changing expressions are quite amusing.

"However, to be fair, your current behavior is actually a bit excessive."

Liu Bai was fairly certain that Funina did indeed have some impure thoughts, but not the kind of impure thoughts that involved her seducing him.

"Are you... okay?"

Funina felt that she could truly accept using her hands.

After all, if you're going to have close contact with that kind of thing, your hands are perfectly acceptable.

other places?

Um... if it needs to be inserted into the body, Funina felt she might need to do some mental preparation.

If it doesn't involve the body, then it's perfectly tolerable.

But in this respect, you can only use your hands—you can't use your feet, can you?

—Funina's thinking is still quite conservative.

As for why they need to get intimate—isn't this just taking a shortcut to build relationships?

Moreover, it wasn't just Liu Bai's connections that were being pulled; it's just that Funina didn't expect everyone else to be "dead" now.

"Um... Lord Liu Bai, how about... giving it a try?"

Thinking of the "dead" people on the ground, Funina subconsciously glanced at her leg ring.

Isn't this... just right?

"Although I'm not very skilled at it, I think I can learn it."

"..."

Fu Ningna's overly naive words made Liu Bai reluctant to taint them.

However, looking at Funina's shy expression, Liu Bai suddenly noticed something else.

You're actually quite curious, aren't you?

"I...no, that's not true!"

"If you're not capable, be honest; if you want to play tricks, be clever."

Liu Bai returned Fu Ningna's previous words in full.

As expected, Funina immediately showed an embarrassed expression.

"Yes... I am a tiny bit curious... Everyone seems to be having a lot of fun."

"...It's only joyful when you enjoy something from the heart. If you're forced...then 'forced sex' won't be a negative term."

"Then weren't you in the Yellow Springs before..."

"Stop! That one is different!"

Liu Bai felt that this incident was truly going to become a black mark on his history.

Zhen Gouzi Literature.

How about next time we grab Huang Quan at the highest point, knock him unconscious, and then create artificial rain to assert our authority?

"I think you should have this much common sense!"

"Well……"

Of course, Funina understood.

However, using rhetoric does not necessarily require rigorous logic.

"In short, you really want to give it a try now, right?"

"Only, just a little bit!"

What Fulina really wants to do right now is touch herself—after all, when there's no conflict between "others' happiness" and "one's own happiness," many people would definitely prefer the latter.

Fu Ningna was actually very curious about what kind of pleasure the people outside, and the people lying dead on the ground, were experiencing.

"That……"

Liu Bai briefly considered the potential diplomatic and personal issues involved.

Yes, everything is fine.

If that's the case...

"...Okay, to avoid getting your gloves dirty, you can take down a balloon."

……

"I was saying, why isn't it our turn yet?"

Gui Naifen glanced at the time and yawned slightly.

"It's almost daytime, and there's not much noise coming from inside."

"Perhaps his mouth is blocked, preventing him from making a sound?"

At this moment, Liu Ying's thinking was quite flexible.

"Isn't that cheating in this game?"

"...Well, Liu Bai is a good person, after all."

After thinking for a moment, Liu Ying answered shyly.

"Oh, so you mean a good person is someone who's gentle with you in bed, right?"

"It's not that kind of narrow-minded gentleness!"

"But that's the kind of narrow-mindedness that's showing on his face!"

"This is blatant slander!"

"Are these two actually not sleepy at all?"

Hanabi complained to Vita.

—Even though she was scammed, she still prefers to communicate with people like herself.