Honkai Impact 3rd, but I have too many mods.

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However, Qingque really didn't care about this. She wasn't always a winner. Even she had a mixed record when it came to playing cards. As a regular customer of Xiaoguizi, Gui Naifen could tell whether Qingque had won or lost by looking at her expression when they were on the Immortal Boat.

I came to understand Chun Chun over time.

"I think it would be beneficial to take a look, right?"

Although Fu Ningna was a little shy, she could still remain calm with a "let's join in the fun" attitude until it happened to her.

"For example... you can find out who is the easiest to talk to and who you are close to."

"It's Miss Liuying... Oh no, it's nothing."

Navia, who had answered instinctively, immediately stopped talking when she noticed Firefly looking over.

"It has to be the more intimate kind."

"Furina corrected me in a low voice."

The words were phrased euphemistically, but the true meaning was extremely cruel.

—Don't ask, the answer is noobs don't want you.

Based on her political experience, it wouldn't make a difference if she tried to persuade this kind of incompetent person.

Fu Ningna felt deeply that even if she asked Liu Ying to convey something, this person, who was said to be able to faint with a single poke, probably wouldn't be able to get it to her.

The principle behind "pillow talk" is to take advantage of the other person's relaxation in bed and convey, through the persuaded partner, a request that is within acceptable limits but difficult to achieve under normal circumstances.

That way, even if the other person realizes they've been taken advantage of the next day, they can tolerate it for the sake of their loved one, as long as it's not excessive.

So at the very least, the message needs to be successfully conveyed!

Although Funina doesn't have any plans to make any moves right now, she'll definitely have a chance to use her in the future alliance led by Zun Liubai.

"Hey~ Is there really no one willing to take on the challenge?!"

Seeing that Bronya and Seele were both struggling with their decision, Hanabi decisively took out the microphone and spoke up.

The first person to enter will receive a free set of tickets!

"Go and try?"

Ye Lan bumped Shen He with her shoulder.

Although they haven't known each other for very long, they are surprisingly good at talking and have a great conversation.

"Ten of them, we can't win."

Shen He glanced at Hanabi's waving leg rings and calmly shook his head.

"You still care about winning or losing?"

Ye Lan teased in a low voice.

"If so, I would still care a lot."

Shen He did not show any unusual reaction to being ridiculed.

Especially when you need to compare yourself with others.

We are not afraid of comparing goods, but we are afraid of comparing ourselves to others.

Moreover... there's a shameless tactic in this comparison—that is, not participating.

When most people hesitate, the cowardice of "not participating" is not shameful.

"Besides, Yelan, you're trying to use me, aren't you?"

Shen He directly pointed out Ye Lan's thoughts.

Well, Ye Lan has done quite a few fancy tricks with Liu Bai, well, tricks that left me completely bewildered.

But perhaps because she used all her opportunities to play fancy tricks, Ye Lan is now... embarrassingly, still hasn't reached base.

I watched everything I saw, and played quite a few games beyond just reaching base.

But we're just one step away!

"Shen He, you should trust me a little more."

Ye Lan suddenly put on a serious face.

However, Shen He is no longer the ignorant fairy who just came down from the mountain.

"To put it bluntly, no one can win even in the first round of the challenge."

Shen He spoke earnestly.

Being unafraid of losing face and just wanting to have some fun is fine, but winning... is impossible.

Filling ten at once without fainting... it seems that only Feixiao has a chance of doing that.

Even the underworld cannot do that.

"Not to mention twenty, my master and I have to work together and take turns to win."

Shen He's cold expression and indifferent tone made a trivial matter sound like a serious matter like jointly exterminating demons.

Anyone who didn't know better would think it was a series of battles against twenty Honkai Beasts.

Xianyun was already covering her face in embarrassment.

"Is that so... But if you're going up with the True Lord, relays are definitely not allowed, and the first person alone will need twenty..."

Ye Lan hadn't expected the difficulty to be so high.

"It feels... a bit exaggerated. What if we go last?"

"Zero-sum game".

Shen He pointed out the problem directly again, "Moreover, Senior Brother... my husband's physical strength is actually very strong. He can easily wrap me and Master around his body as human armor, so the people in front may not be able to cause actual physical exhaustion."

"What do you mean by changing your tune?"

Ye Lan raised an eyebrow, slightly annoyed.

Despite her displeasure, she still took those words to heart.

Well, although Ye Lan herself already knew about this, after all, Ye Lan was an old man who had watched Liu Bai grow up.

But seriously, this experience is just too enviable... no, it's just too weird, isn't it?

"Are there any tricks to cheat? Like using your hands, feet, or chest?"

"The rules don't explicitly state it, but it feels like it's best not to try it."

Shen He remained very calm as he made his judgment: "On the one hand, there are potential monitoring methods, and on the other hand, there is my senior's own wish."

"...That's true."

Although Ye Lan actually wanted Liu Bai to use some more exciting and violent methods on her.

"But we can't stay stuck here forever, can we?"

Ye Lan frowned.

Shen He remained silent.

Although objectively speaking, we can't win, but... the fact that so many people are hesitant shows that some people are prepared to be shameless, but haven't made up their minds yet.

After all, such legitimate opportunities are rare.

"...Wait a minute, can't I just dress up as Ningguang?"

Suddenly, Ye Lan had a flash of inspiration.

The one who feels good is myself, and the one who feels embarrassed is Ningguang. This is simply perfect!

As for whether Ningguang is not in the Chenge Pot?

What does it have to do with anything?

Most people recognize people by sight, okay!

"If Lady Ningguang finds out, she will definitely not let you off the hook."

"I'm not afraid of her."

"Ye Lan, do you really think you can beat Lady Ning Guang?"

Shen He felt that Ye Lan, being a shameless rogue, did have an advantage in being a scoundrel.

However... with just a little thought, one can realize that although Ningguang appears to be a graceful and elegant lady in public, she is actually a self-made woman who rose to her position without relying on anyone.

Night Orchid, being such a high-class cut of meat, doesn't seem to qualify.

"I feel good about disgusting her."

It's perfectly normal that she can't beat Ningguang; Yelan already knew that—if she could beat Ningguang, why would she be working for Ningguang?

The fact that she was willing to work for Ningguang is actually because she was captivated by Ningguang.

But when it comes to stealing a man, none of that matters.

"...It's better to think twice before you act."

"Alright, then let's disguise her as Beidou. She's really getting off easy."

"Do you think I'm not here?!"

Beidou's large elbow landed directly on Yelan's shoulder, pressing down on her with force.

What a joke! Such a lively event, she came all the way from Beidoubao!

"Just kidding, but this situation really isn't going to work, is it?"

Ye Lan patted Bei Dou and then complained.

The current situation is that those who were just watching the spectacle didn't get to enjoy it, and those who wanted to have fun didn't get to enjoy it at all.

After all, this punishment can turn the loser into "a nobody on the street".

Even if no one actually present could win.

"How about the three of us team up and find some other people? That way, it won't be embarrassing if we lose."

Ye Lan then came up with a new idea.

Since no one wants to go, let's all go in together.

If you can't pass any of them, then it means the game difficulty is unreasonable!

"...Wait a minute, someone is going in."

Shen He suddenly interrupted Ye Lan.

Then... all three of them, no, the entire audience, looked toward the woman walking toward the fireworks.

"Can you recognize it anytime?"

Karen asked Hanabi calmly.

"That's true, but you still have to accept the punishment."

Hanabi was somewhat surprised that the visitor was Karen.

"Hmm~ In that case, I'll go and have a chat with Liu Bai."

Karen had an attitude of "it's none of my business, I'm just here for fun."

No one thought that Karen and Liu Bai would actually do anything.

"Ms. Karen is being way too reckless..."

Mei sighed, rubbing her forehead.

"But... is this the composure that elders possess?"

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Chapter 444 Things have come to this, time to lay down the armor!

"But how should I put it, isn't it inappropriate for an elder to appear 'composure' here?"

Kiana, unusually calm, made a sarcastic remark.

"Ha, who said that guy can't do anything?"