Honkai Impact 3rd, but I have too many mods.

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"Senior Jadeite...?"

"You'll understand when you grow up, Toppa."

Emerald gave Toppa a smile befitting an elder.

Topa: “…”

This statement only fuels the curiosity.

Am I not "grown up" yet?

Topa puffed up his cheeks, but then noticed Liu Bai looking at him, so he quickly put away his childish expression and put on the professional look of a senior manager.

"Boss, what are your orders?"

"...Nothing. By the way, where did you put the accounts?"

Useless fact: Topa's full name as a character is "Topa Zhangzhang".

Zhang Zhang is a five-star character too! (Outrageous comment)

"Zhangzhang? Oh, I left it at the guesthouse. Although I really wanted to bring Zhangzhang with me, it just didn't feel quite right here."

When the topic of Zhangling and Zhangmeng came up, Tuoyinpa also lost his overly professional expression and revealed a hearty smile.

"Did you ask someone to help you carry it?"

"I was going to give it to Miss Estella... but Miss Estella has already gone out to play."

Topa was quite helpless when she talked about it. She was unfamiliar with the place and the people she met. The only good thing was that the people she came with were familiar with her. Estella also had experience with pets and knew how to take care of piggy banks.

But not being able to find the person is quite awkward.

"But don't worry, BOSS, I've told Zhang Zhang to wait for me at the guesthouse."

"Hmm...is that so?" Bai pondered for a moment, "Won't someone mistake Zhang Zhang for wild food and take her away?"

"No, no way?"

"If it runs around randomly, there's a high probability it will."

"No, no, no, piggy banks aren't edible!"

"Think about what the encyclopedia says about a piggy bank?"

"A transdimensional being lost among the stars, warm in nature, sweet in taste, inedible... Eh?!"

Toppa finally discovered the problem.

How would you know this stuff is warm in nature and sweet in taste if you've never tried it!

"Alright, alright, Boss, stop scaring Toppa."

Emerald smiled at Toppa's panicked expression.

"Am I the kind of person who would scare people for no reason?" Bai's question silenced Emerald.

...Does anyone actually eat from a piggy bank?

Hmm... well, if I ever saw a dish like "braised pork belly" in some interstellar restaurant, I probably wouldn't be able to resist ordering it.

"Zhang Zhang ran away very fast, didn't she?" Emerald sensed that the atmosphere here was starting to turn sour.

"It's because they run fast..."

Liu Bai spoke softly.

If I were to encounter the underworld...

Topa was initially puzzled, then his expression slowly changed.

"Hurry and save Zhang Zhang—!"

…………

"Hmph! Hmph! Hmph hmph hmph!"

"Pullhouse?"

Huang Quan watched the round, chubby creature running around in the corridor.

Why are there piggy banks here?

Huang Quan stared at the piggy bank with some confusion.

"Hum hum……"

Huang Quan's extremely oppressive gaze slowed down the piggy bank's cries and movements.

The little legs went from running to shuffling.

—This woman is terrifying!

The piggy bank in Zhang Zhang's mind was constantly sending warnings to it.

"piggy?"

As Zhang Zhang slowed down, she was suddenly picked up and carried.

"This size... looks delicious?"

“Huh?!”

“Theoretically speaking, you can’t eat a piggy bank.” Huang Quan looked at Huzhaigong, who was holding the piggy bank.

"That means the cooking wasn't done properly."

Fox Palace held Zhang Zhang high in the air as if she were holding a pet.

But what she said caused Zhang Zhang to let out terrified whimpers.

"By the way, you said this little pig is called a piggy bank?"

"Yes, it's not an Earth creature. It might have been brought here by someone... or it might have been something you got from somewhere, sir."

"The spare ingredients that escaped?"

Fox Palace tilted its head.

"Possibly." Huang Quan nodded slightly.

You can't exactly keep a piggy bank as a pet, can you?

"Hmph—!? Hmph hmph hmph!!"

Zhang Zhang hurriedly tried to shake her round body and deny it.

It's not food!

"It's okay, ingredients generally don't admit that they are ingredients."

Fox Palace revealed a slightly pleased smile.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Zhang twisted her body even more violently.

As a piggy bank, Zhang Zhang is actually quite good at escaping.

However... the purple-haired woman next to it made it completely afraid to try to escape.

"Maybe it really is someone's pet." Although Huang Quan could tell at a glance what kind of dishes the meat from each part could be used for, he still remained rational. "Fox Palace, don't scare it."

"Just teasing it a bit~ Little pig, if you dare compete with me for my affection, I'll steam you up!"

Fox Palace looked amused.

Huang Quan: "..."

Where does this person get their competitive spirit from?

"Don't look at me like that~ I'm the General's little fox~"

"..."

It's so cheesy it's almost a bad habit.

Huang Quan closed the door without making a sound—but was blocked by Hu Zhaigong with his account book.

Zhang Zhang kept making terrified whimpering noises.

"Is something wrong?"

"Can't sisters talk to each other?" Fox Palace said with a pure and innocent look. "Does the older sister disown her younger sister now that she's slept with the general?"

If you speak to me in that tone again, I won't be polite.

Huang Quan still opened the door.

"Let's do it, we need to talk..."

"Was it good or not?"

Fox Palace gets straight to the point.

"Although I've licked before... what does it feel like to have sex with someone? Does your stomach bulge out?"

Fox Palace's eyes were full of curiosity.

Huang Quan: "..."

…………

"That's it...that's it..."

Fox Palace looked like he had learned something.

I benefited greatly, truly benefited greatly.

"It can certainly be used next time."

"..."

Huang Quan remained silent.

dong dong.

"I'll go open the door." Fox Palace went to the door first, and through the peephole spotted Liu Bai and Topa. He immediately opened the door. "General~ I've missed you so much~"

"Don't talk like it's been months since we last met."

Despite his words, Liu Bai still hugged Hu Zhaigong.

(Ah...it seems the BOSS is really popular.) Topa thought to himself as he watched this scene.

"Hmph hmph hmph—!"

The piggy bank, which had been cowering in the room like a pig... no, wait, it spotted its owner and immediately darted over on its short legs.

"Hey? Zhang Zhang! You're here—!"

After reviewing the accounts, Toppa couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

“Hehe——!”

I finally survived!

Life is hard for pigs, even a piggy bank sighs.

"Oh, so it's your pet... Haven't we introduced ourselves yet?"

(...There are outsiders with us, so it seems impossible to directly collude with Miss Huang Quan to drag Lord Liu Bai into the room.)

Fox Palace greeted Topa, simultaneously abandoning his dangerous thoughts.

…………

"Boss, I feel like that fox-woman lady is looking at you strangely."

After finding Zhang Zhang, Liu Bai and Topa left the guesthouse—of course, Liu Bai also inquired about Huang Quan before leaving.

—It seems that Huang Quan only allows Liu Bai to call her by the name Ya Yi when they are in bed.

As a messenger, Huang Quan's recovery ability is quite good; at least he showed no abnormalities when getting out of bed and walking.

"Don't worry, it's not just Fox Palace who's giving me weird looks."

Liu Bai didn't care at all about Toppa's words. If he cared about looks, he would have been restless and unable to eat or sleep by now.

"Huh? Is this a common occurrence?" Topa seemed completely clueless about this.