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Chapter 583: Abstract! Abstract! It’s still fucking abstract!



Chapter 583: Abstract! Abstract! It’s still fucking abstract!

"Why do I suddenly feel like... Chang Ming is like a ghost, suddenly appearing in some strange corner?"

Looking at the screen in front of him, Ye Zhi couldn't help but blink and think about this question that was not a question.

Although she could understand the situation that "Chang Ming is a brick, he can be moved wherever he is useful", but...isn't the frequency of use of this brick a bit too scary?

Since version 4.0, this regent of Fontaine has never missed any version.

Those who take it easy will just show up in activities or world quests, while those who are more tired are like they are everywhere, and you can see this person everywhere.

It feels like... Chang Ming has become the best third person among the protagonists.

"But if you think about it carefully, if Chang Ming is here, it should be smooth to go to other countries in the future, even if it is Zhidong."

"After all... he has a good relationship with the two top-ranked executives, and he is also the one chosen by the Ice Queen to win over..."

"If nothing else, just for a smoother adventure in the future, I really hope Chang Ming can stay with us forever. He is so steady and reliable."

Having said that, Ye Zhi blinked slightly, and then began to think about how likely it was that what he had just said was true.

"First of all, in the next version of Inazuma's event, Chang Ming will definitely be in Inazuma's, because this version has already given enough foreshadowing."

"The next thing is the next version, which is the 4.8 Summer Event. According to Chang Ming's route plan, he should go to Mondstadt and participate in the Summer Event anyway."

"After the summer event, it will be the customary 5.0 version. The abilities shown by Chang Ming in the recent cgs also indicate that he has a close connection with the character of Nata..."

"In the short term, Chang Ming's companionship will last until the Nata version, but where exactly it will stop... I really can't say."

"However, as for Chang Ming's identity, even if he doesn't appear much in the plot, we can still often see him in activities in the future."

Thinking of this, Ye Zhi nodded in agreement, as if what she had just said was an attempt to convince herself.

Some people are like this. Rather than convincing or pleasing others, they prefer to persuade themselves and please themselves. As for others...that's just a by-product.

Just like that, while Ye Zhi was calculating the possibilities in her mind, she shifted her gaze to the barrage in front of her. She wanted to see if these living dads could give her some new work.

Sometimes she felt like she was the local emperor of the cyber world, and from time to time she would look at the live broadcast room and see how these live dads were doing for her and how happy they were.

"Lord Chang Ming, can you form an adventure group with me for life?"

"If Lord Chang Ming is not on the journey ahead, Vadasi——"

"You are a person who only thinks about yourself..."

"Still going, still going, is this ever going to end?!"

“Wooden Cabinet Band Magic Moment!”

(I found that not many people on Tomato seem to understand the Mygo meme, so I'll make a note. If you're interested, go to Station B and search for it.)

"Host, your fairy Chang Ming is still too difficult to operate. Are there any other characters that are easy to play?"

"Yes, brother. Yes, we have nine more characters like this..."

"Almost done!"

"No, buddy. To put it bluntly, Chang Ming is just a black-bellied idiot. If you don't commit suicide when he's around, you'll be wasting his existence."

"Fast forward to Chang Ming being defined as Fengdan Zhongli, either saving the day or on his way to saving the day."

"Wow, am I going to become a retired old man and do nothing?"

"Hmm? Why aren't you talking, Master? Are you just not talkative, Master?"

......

Looking at the dazzling barrage in front of him, Ye Zhi's mouth trembled slightly, as if his brain had been subjected to many inexplicable shocks.

Why did these guys suddenly change their style? They started to use memes all the time?

The fusion of plots is so skillful? The connection of plots is so skillful too. What is going on?

Why don't you just go on the Spring Festival Gala and perform a quick-paced crosstalk for everyone? Isn't that more interesting than those dumpling-making language programs that are full of preaching?

Thinking of this, Ye Zhi curled his lips and then said:

"I'm just reading the comments, not that I don't really want to talk! Don't you think it's more interesting to read the comments quietly than to watch them while interacting?"

"As long as I don't speak, I might be watching your comments all the time, just like I'm hiding under the bed and spying on you."

After hearing this, Ye Zhi was suddenly stunned, then he slowly closed his eyes, cleared his throat, and then said in an unprecedented deep voice:

"I will always secretly spy on you, forever and ever, forever spying on you in the dark..."

After saying this, Yeats quickly returned to his previous state.

"Look, isn't this effect more interesting than your normal interaction with the comments?"

"Why do you always do the same as other anchors? The main feature of our live broadcast room is abstraction and fun. When Ah Ha comes, everyone has to take a look and then laugh happily before leaving."

"From now on, I won't call my Captains Group the Captains Group anymore. I'll just call it the Joyful Tavern."

Ye Zhi took out his phone as he spoke, and quickly changed the name of his captain group to "Joyful Tavern".

This was not a vent of anger, nor was it a deliberate show effect, but Yeats really thought so.

Instead of letting the live broadcast room gradually turn into a happy tavern, she might as well make it a happy tavern now!

This not only fits the current style of the live broadcast room, but also allows you to get more "pleasure".

It feels like if you can't beat it, just join it - as long as you can't beat it, just join, become a part of it, and start enjoying it!

In the past, she thought that the comments in the live broadcast room were not serious and abstract, but she gradually accepted this fact and spontaneously integrated into it.

As the saying goes: Birds of a feather flock together. As the owner of a live broadcast room that can gather such a large group of abstract happy people, Ye Zhi is naturally not a "good guy".

In the past, she was pretending and hiding from the thoughts in her heart, but now... she is not going to do that anymore!

As long as he accepts his own cowardice, Yeats is invincible!

"Okay~ Then let's continue to see what Xianyun, Changming, and this silly Deli are going to do for everyone~"

As Ye Zhi spoke, he looked back at the screen in front of him, his black eyes flashing with unprecedented interest.

Maybe...changing the way I work can make me happier.

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There will be more in the afternoon.


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