Chapter 182
Chapter 182
Seeing Zhang Beixuan, the huge tiger's humble expression suddenly became fierce.
"Human, how did you break into here?!"
He asked in a low voice, between the lines, mixed with the roar of a tiger, deafening!
"Me?"
Zhang Beixuan squinted and pointed at himself, and said with a smile: "I entered by mistake, I entered by mistake!"
"Mistaken?"
The huge tiger let out a sigh, grinning with a bloody mouth, and looked at Zhang Beixuan's gaze, flashing a little suspicion.
Then, he said: "You can't go in by mistake, no one can pass on the secrets that exist here! I won't kill you, but you have to stay, and you will be my companion from now on! There is no way, if you want to blame, you can only blame your bad luck." "
Zhang Beixuan shrugged his shoulders, but the smile on the corner of his mouth hooked even more.
If you don't kill yourself, even if you don't have any evil thoughts.
Well.
Perfect for pets!
"Human, did you just come?"
The big tiger asked again.
Zhang Beixuan nodded: "It's been a while." "
The big tiger nodded his big head: "Then did you see just now, how my claws burned?"
Zhang Beixuan shrugged and shook his head.
"I didn't see it. "
"Don't you see it, that's weird!"
The big tiger was dazed: "Then how can it burn?"
That's when it happened.
He suddenly realized that Zhang Beixuan's mouth was still smoking Huazi, and asked suspiciously, "What is in your mouth? Why is it smoking?!"
"I don't know, it burned on its own. "
Zhang Beixuan stretched out his hand, took down the cigarette butt in his hand, flicked his fingers, and flicked it aside.
The big tiger's gaze followed the trajectory of the cigarette butt and looked to the side.
After landing on the ground, the cigarette butt was a wisp of green smoke, slowly rising.
Staring at the cigarette butt, he was stunned for a long time, and finally seemed to realize something, and suddenly turned his head to look at Zhang Beixuan again.
"Damn humans, you actually tricked me!"
"Hahaha!"
Zhang Beixuan couldn't help but look up and laugh anymore.
This product is also a bit too naïve.
"How dare you laugh!"
The big tiger looked at Zhang Beixuan angrily, and roared angrily: "Do you know, how much I cherish my hair? You dare to burn a hole for me, I, I, I want to pull out all your hairs one by one!!"
The big tiger didn't want to kill Zhang Beixuan.
But in addition to killing, and eating with the nature of killing, he couldn't think of any other way to intimidate Zhang Beixuan, and after a long time, he only said one sentence and pulled out your hair.
"I don't think you should be able to pull out my hair. "
After Zhang Beixuan heard this, he raised his eyebrows and grinned: "But okay, I can give you some compensation." "
"What compensation?"
The big tiger was stunned for a moment and asked suspiciously.
"How about a perm for you?"
Zhang Beixuan raised his eyebrows lightly and said with a smile.
"How do you burn?"
The big tiger asked again.
"Five Thunder Positive Method Electric Ion Iron!"
After saying that, Zhang Beixuan's body suddenly slowly became transparent, and a faint white fluorescence slowly lit up.
He directly urged the reversal of the double life.
Although he didn't urge it, this big tiger still had to be beaten by him.
But after all, it's about convincing this product.
It must be revealed, unparalleled strength!
"Five Thunder Rectification?"
"Ionic perm?"
The big tiger looked at Zhang Beixuan with a confused face.
And then he saw.
Zhang Beixuan's palm was aimed at himself, and in the palm of his hand, a golden-purple electric light burst flashed, and a terrifying and tyrannical aura swept across his face.
"?!!!"
The big tiger's expression changed suddenly, and all the tiger hair on his body stood upside down in an instant, a bit like Tom who was frightened and deformed among cats and mice.
"Woohoo!"
A popping sound rang out.
The purple lightning slashed towards the big tiger at an extremely fast speed.
The big tiger with green hair standing on end suddenly came back to his senses, and hurriedly moved to escape from it.
But, maybe it's because I'm too scared.
His legs were a little disobedient, and the four tiger paws went their own way, and after scratching the ground frantically, they still didn't move in place.
Seeing that he couldn't run, in despair, he turned his head to look at the thunder and lightning, and then, his expression calmed down and lay directly on the ground.
Since you can't resist, it's better to enjoy it.
Well.
Enjoy.
The big tiger nodded at the huge head, and then thunder and lightning roared, hitting his huge body.
"Uh-uh-......uh-
His whole body was convulsed by the electricity, and the trembling screams were all in one.
After a whole thunderbolt hit him, he completely collapsed on the ground.
At this moment, all the hair on his body was standing upright, and it looked like there was a tin foil perm all over his body.
However, this thing is not a lion after all.
The tiger's fur is relatively short, so even if all the nests are blown up, it doesn't look visually impactful, but it's slightly fluffy, and it seems to be even a little more handsome than before......
The big tiger turned his head to look at Zhang Beixuan.
"You ......"
He opened his mouth, a black smoke puffed out, and said weakly: "You sneak attack ......"
"Sneak attack?"
Zhang Beixuan raised his sword eyebrows and laughed.
"If that's a sneak attack...... Okay, listen up, I'm going to play your brain crash next. "
"Brain Crash?"
The big tiger, who was weak all over, struggled to stand up, and when he heard Zhang Beixuan's words, his expression became a little puzzled.
How powerful can it be?
"Are you ready? I'm going to do it. "
Zhang Beixuan reminded again.
"Ready!"
The big tiger stared at Zhang Beixuan's hands intently and replied.
Isn't it just with your hands?
However, what he never expected was.
As soon as his voice fell, a golden light suddenly appeared above his head.
He jerked his gaze back to look, only to see it.
Above his head, an incomparably huge golden light hand had appeared out of thin air!
The big hand, much bigger than his huge head, slowly clenched it and made a gesture to flick its fingers.
"Nima!"
The big tiger wanted to cry directly without tears.
Immediately, the middle finger of the golden hand that was pressed by the thumb suddenly popped out, and a muffled snap popped up on the big tiger's huge flat head.
The huge body of the big tiger jumped a little, and in an instant, he grinned in pain, and the two tigers covered their heads with their paws, rubbing vigorously, trying to relieve the pain.
And rubbing, visible to the naked eye, a big bag appeared on the door of his head......
Looking at his stupid and cute appearance, Zhang Beixuan grinned.
"Next, I ...... I'm going to play your head too!"
"Are you ready?"
Zhang Beixuan's words made the big tiger who was half-squatting with his head and melon seeds immediately become another spirit.
"No, no, no, not ready!"
This time, he no longer dared to swear that he was ready, as he had just done.
However......
"Not ready, are you?"
Zhang Beixuan asked with a grin.
"Yes, yes, not ready. "
The big tiger nodded repeatedly.
Zhang Beixuan also nodded: "If you're not ready, then I'll ...... Sneak attack!"
As his words fell, the big golden hand condensed from the air again, and when it hit the big tiger's brain, it was another brain collapse.
The big tiger suddenly jumped back and forth in pain.
And gradually, his expression became warm and angry.
"Damn human! Damn!!I said I wasn't ready!!"
Zhang Beixuan shrugged: "I also said it, I was sneak attacking." "
"I ......"
The big tiger had two big bags on his head, and roared in a bit of anger: "I'm very angry! I'm going to arrest you and play you a hundred brains in a row! Oh no, two hundred!"
After saying that, he jumped directly towards Zhang Beixuan.
Tiger hunting, the sense of power in the whole body, exploded to the extreme.
The tiger descended from the mountain, - terrifying.
But......
Before the big tiger pounced in front of Zhang Beixuan, Zhang Beixuan suddenly stepped out.
With this step, he took a large distance forward, and came directly to the front of the big tiger!
The big tiger was caught off guard and wanted to brake and stop, but it was too late, and he crashed directly into Zhang Beixuan.
Compared with the size of the big tiger, Zhang Beixuan is so small.
According to common sense, this collision, this size gap, Zhang Beixuan is estimated to be able to kill directly.
But, just as their figures were about to collide.
Zhang Beixuan suddenly raised his hand and slapped the big tiger's nose.
The extremely fast tiger, after being hit in the nose by Zhang Beixuan, seemed to have hit a big stone that was extremely hard, its body stopped abruptly, and its hind legs were hit by the powerful reaction force and jumped up.
The big tiger was in great pain in an instant.
He felt that his nose had been smashed now, and the sourness made him a little unbearable, and all the snot and tears flowed out in an instant.
On the other hand, Zhang Beixuan.
With one hand behind him, the other hand raised, understatement, indifferent, the powerful impact just now, as if there was no impact on him at all.
"Nima, what kind of immortal is this?!"
The mentality of the big tiger is a little explosive.
He didn't have time to care about the sharp pain of the collision all over his body, he retreated again and again, his legs were linked, and his steps were extremely ugly to widen the distance between him and Zhang Beixuan.
In normal times, he would never have been able to walk in this way.
Noble felines should all take catwalks, backwards, that is something that only dogs can do.
But at this moment, he was already panicking.
Not a little panicked.
It's a panic, a very, very panicked!
Don't say go backwards, now just let him roll away, and he can roll out one hundred and eighty laps immediately.
And after distancing himself from Zhang Beixuan, the big tiger arched his body again and made a typical feline posture ready to attack.
Looking at the big tiger looking at him from a distance, Zhang Beixuan secretly urged the Body Purification Spell to purify the filth and debris on his palms.
Naturally, he deliberately let go of his hand and let go of the big tiger.
The reason is because......
This snot squirted out directly, and it stained his own hand, which really made him nauseous and unbearable.
"You, who the hell are you!"
The big tiger looked at Zhang Beixuan as if he were facing a great enemy.
"Didn't you just say that? I got here by mistake. "
Zhang Beixuan replied.
"If you enter by mistake, then please leave quickly, you are not welcome here!"
The big tiger shook his head righteously and said.
"Oh?" Zhang Beixuan raised his eyebrows: "Didn't you just say that you want me to stay here with you?"
"Just ......"
The big tiger swallowed his saliva: "I just said something wrong, you can go, you don't have to stay......"
"That's not going to work. "
Zhang Beixuan shook his head and said: "If you let me stay, I will stay, and if you let me go, I will leave, listening to you like this, wouldn't I be very faceless?"
The big tiger choked: "So, then what do you want?!"
"What do I want?"
Zhang Beixuan raised his eyebrows lightly: "In this way, if you are my pet from now on, I will let you go, and from now on I can still let you eat and drink spicy food, how about it?"
"Pets?"
When the big tiger heard this, he jumped up like a cat that had been stepped on by its tail: "What are you kidding! You want me to be your pet? How is this possible?!"
"Oh, is it impossible?"
Zhang Beixuan said in confusion.
"Of course not!"
The big tiger shook his head firmly: "How can I be your pet? No, I mean, I won't be a pet to anyone!"
The sentence he answered first, after finishing speaking, he always felt that he was deliberately targeting Zhang Beixuan, and then quickly changed his words.
"Sorry, no, no. "
However, no matter whether he is targeting Zhang Beixuan or not, he can't change the fact that Zhang Beixuan wants to accept him as a pet: "You don't agree, I have a way to get you to agree!"
"Don't daydream, there's no way I'll agree to be your pet!"
The big tiger said in an extremely firm tone: "Shi can be killed, I am also a tiger, a king-level existence, when you are your pet, if people see it, my face of the king of beasts, where are you going?"
Zhang Beixuan nodded: "Well, remember your firm tone now!"
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