114 Kotomine Kirei Delivers Food
114 Kotomine Kirei Delivers Food
"By the way, how did you, a card heroic spirit, suddenly turn into a human?" Xiao Hei asked.
"Then how did you become a human?" Youshan asked.
"Oh, I was split because of the little Holy Grail in Illya's body, combined with the Archer card. It is a symbol of love!" Xiao Hei said.
"Oh, then it's easier for me. When the black cup appeared, I happened to be directly under him and poured some black mud on it..." Youshan said.
"Oh, he turns out to be a lowlife!" Xiao Hei laughed mockingly.
"You..." Youshan was so angry that he gritted his teeth: "It is indeed the child raised by Jiang Yihong, and he has the same poisonous mouth!"
"Oh hehehe, I am very proud to be my stepfather's stepdaughter!" Xiao Hei said in a coquettish tone.
At this time, Ma Xiu tugged on Xiao Hei's clothes and said awkwardly: "Sister Xiao Hei, Miss Saber and I both got our bodies wet in black mud. Are you scolding us all for doing this...
"I'm sorry..." Xiao Hei suddenly felt extremely embarrassed.
"The meeting continues. Generally speaking, they want Miyu to make the Holy Grail and then hold some kind of Holy Grail War. As for what the purpose is and how to implement it, we don't know for the time being."
"There are only two opponents found so far, and they are Angelica who turned into this stupid 207 hero master..." Xiao Hei started drawing on the blackboard.
"Hey! Clean your mouth!" Youshan scolded.
"Then there is this red-haired lolita, Beatrix. The job card she uses is...can anyone tell?" Xiao Hei continued to draw.
"It seems to be the most powerful god in Norse mythology... Thor, God of Thunder... I watched her activate her treasure phantom from the edge of the pit before. It was earth-shattering... so scary. It's gone." Bazett said in horror.
Youshan said sternly at this time: "It's just a little suspicious, forget it, it doesn't make any difference to you, it's just very tricky anyway!"
Ilia:
Balot:
Matthew:
Seeing their nervous reactions, Youshan was even more embarrassed.
"What a fool you are. You just think she's a bit suspicious. You can't tell her true identity at all. Are you pretending to be a ghost?" Jiang Yihong mocked.
." Youshan suddenly became embarrassed.
"Then tell me, do you see it?"
"Isn't this nonsense? Who am I? I am the only detective in the world!" Jiang Yihong laughed.
"(aidg) Her employment card is not Thor at all, just his son, Manny."
"What? Manny?" Young Shan was immediately shocked, and he suddenly realized: "It's true... Logically speaking, it is impossible for gods to become heroic spirits, but Manny is actually a heroic spirit... .....
"Wow! Stepfather, you are so awesome. This is a real person, not like some idiot who only pretends!" Xiao Hei shouted bluntly.
Young Flash:
"Jiang Yihong, how did you see that? It's so amazing!" Ilia exclaimed.
"Senior, that's amazing! Senior seems to know the magic of 'real name recognition'!" Mashu exclaimed.
"Real name recognition...Jiang Yihong, you are too scary!" Balot exclaimed.
"What are you shouting for! What's the use of knowing her real name? Can you deal with it?" Youshan shouted unconvinced.
"Why can't it be possible? Ma Xiu can even resist your Deviation Sword. It's just a piece of rubbish Thunder War Hammer. What can't it resist?" Jiang Yihong said with a smile.
"After we meet up with Artoria, we will have more attack power. Then we can just push straight through!"
Young Flash:
Gu Gu Gu—— Gu——
Tanaka suddenly made a loud noise.
"My stomach feels so uncomfortable..." Tanaka shouted while lying on the table.
"This student is restless even when he is asleep!" Xiao Hei complained.
In order to regain some face, Youshan took the opportunity to smile and said: "Let's stop the meeting temporarily and have something to eat first!"
"But where is the food?" Ilia asked.
"Order takeout!" Youshan said sullenly.
Then he took out his kidney 20 made of gold and ordered a takeaway.
"I am 100% like that Mapo Tofu." Jiang Yihong complained.
"What? I don't want..." Illya immediately felt aggrieved.
A moment later, Kotomine Kirei walked in with a box of takeout boxes and shouted: "A small amount of mapo tofu soy sauce ramen for five people!"
Looking at his gloomy face, Illya felt full instantly.
"As expected of an uncle, he's so fast!" Youshan said with a smile.
“But didn’t what I ordered come without mapo tofu?”
Kotomine Kirei ignored him, his eyes full of whether he wanted to eat or not.
Illya hurriedly hid at the door. She was still worried about yesterday's Mapo Tofu.
"Illya, why are you as scared as a little lamb? It's just a little cute." Matthew walked up to her and smiled.
Smelling the aroma of Mapo Tofu, Tanaka immediately woke up, his head shaking and he said: "There is an aroma formed by the fermentation of fat and soybeans near the pork tenderloin!"
Seeing her excited look for food, Xiao Hei couldn't help but complain: "This child couldn't have grown up by being fed..."
"5,500 yen including tax," Kotomine Kirei said.
"Wow, it's so cheap!" Youshan exclaimed.
"Uncle, is one gold coin enough?"
Kotomine Kirei accepted it without changing his expression.
"He was completely ripped off..." Xiao Hei complained.
Seeing Illya's panic, Jiang Yihong felt heartbroken.
As a man, how can he allow his nominal daughter to be wronged?
He immediately took out his pistol and shouted to Kotomine Kirei: "Hey, have you forgotten me?"
Kotomine Kirei looked at Jiang Yihong coldly.
The two people immediately looked at each other, and the air condensed instantly.
Everyone looked nervous.
Then, Lu Qili suddenly bent down.
——Took out another box!
He smiled at Jiang Yihong and said: "Boss Jiang, I have prepared another authentic tonkotsu ramen for you!"
But Jiang Yihong could no longer take back the trigger he had just pressed.
The bullet passed by Kotomine Kirei's ear and shot directly to the ceiling.
Kotomine Kirei suddenly broke into a cold sweat.
The scene fell into embarrassment for a time.
"Hahahaha, I'm sorry! I almost accidentally injured a friendly force!" Jiang Yihong laughed awkwardly.
"Ilia, I'll give you this bowl without chili!" Jiang Yihong said with a smile.
"Wow! Really?" Ilia said happily.
"But, what about you, Jiang Yihong?"
"I eat Mapo Tofu. As a Chinese, Mapo Tofu is not a problem for me at all!"
Then, Jiang Yihong ate the Mapo Tofu.
"Look, it's delicious—"
Hey, why did my vision suddenly go dark?
"Ahhhh, Jiang Yihong is so hot that he fainted!" Ilia shouted.
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