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He glared at Fang Yifan and said, "You filthy scoundrel!"
Fang Yifan finally snapped out of his daze, coughed, and then tried to explain to Qiao Yingzi.
"Ahem, this isn't about food and sex!"
Qiao Yingzi was stunned for a moment. Why was she backing away? In the past, if Fang Yifan had flirted with her, she would have...
That would definitely be a direct hit, a real beating!
So she took a step forward, then, with a sneer on her face, asked Fang Yifan, "Want to take that fist as big as a sandbag?"
Fang Yifan took a few steps back, then stared at her warily and said, "Yingzi, calm down. Getting angry so early in the morning will damage your skin!"
Qiao Yingzi rushed forward and shouted at Fang Yifan, "Fang, you thief, prepare to die!"
Qiao Yingzi took a step forward, and Fang Yifan took a step back, and then the two of them took turns advancing and retreating!
"boom!"
Fang Yifan was retreating when he suddenly bumped into the wall behind him, leaving him with nowhere to go...
Damn it, looks like we have no choice but to negotiate now.
Fang Yifan chuckled, then grinned at Qiao Yingzi and said, "Yingzi, calm down. I didn't mean to. Actually, I saw a fly land there and I was going to shoo it away!"
Qiao Yingzi sneered when she heard this. This guy actually used the excuse he had used last night.
Then, staring directly at him, she retorted, "So, do you also want to swat away the flies?"
Fang Yifan's gaze suddenly focused on one spot, and then he nodded subconsciously!
"Ok!"
However, after saying it, I regretted it. How could I have accidentally blurted out what was on my mind?
His head was shaking like a rattle drum, and he kept repeating the same thing!
"No no!"
But how could Qiao Yingzi believe that Fang Yifan was a pervert? So she walked towards him!
"Fang, Yi, Fan!"
He walked while fiddling with his fingers!
When he walked up to Fang Yifan, he braced one hand against the wall behind Fang Yifan!
Fang Yifan looked at Qiao Yingzi in front of him and, for some reason, felt not a little scared, but rather a little happy.
Wait, am I being pinned against a wall?
Just as Fang Yifan was lost in thought, he saw Qiao Yingzi raise her hand, about to smash it on him.
0.2 "Yingzi, what are you doing?"
Suddenly, a woman's voice came from over there!
Both of them turned their gazes over, and saw Song Qian standing there!
Fang Yifan breathed a sigh of relief; his "mother-in-law" had arrived just in time.
So Qiao Yingzi quickly let go of Fang Yifan and then turned to look at her mother.
With a smile on his face, he said to Song Qian, "Mom, we were just playing around!"
After saying that, he turned to look at Fang Yifan and patted him on the shoulder.
"Fanghou, do you think we're just playing around?"
Song Qian frowned, looked at Fang Yifan, and said, "Fanfan, tell me, Auntie will stand up for you!"
Clearly, Song Qian didn't believe Qiao Yingzi's words!
Song Qian and Qiao Yingzi both focused their attention on Fang Yifan, waiting for his answer.
Fang Yifan glanced at Qiao Yingzi beside him, then said aggrievedly, "After I finished making breakfast, I called Yingzi to eat, and she didn't hit me, really, we were just playing around!"
After finishing speaking, he paused for a moment, then added, "Really!"
Qiao Yingzi waited with a smile for Fang Yifan to speak.
Wait a minute, something doesn't feel right about what Fang Yifan is saying. It sounds like he's slandering me.
Besides, I didn't beat up Fang Yifan, so why do I feel like I'm threatening him?
So she turned her head and glared at Fang Yifan, but because her mother was there, she didn't say anything or make a move.
After hearing this, Song Qian nodded. After all these years of experience, how could she not see Fang Yifan's small penis?
On the surface, it seems like he's trying to exonerate Yingzi, but it's clearly implying that Yingzi hit him, and that he made breakfast.
After hearing this, Song Qian smiled and her guard was lowered, so she stopped there.
"Yingzi, as a girl, you shouldn't always be playing around like this, understand?"
Qiao Yingzi was prepared to be scolded after hearing Fang Yifan's words, but to her surprise, her mother let her off the hook so easily.
So Qiao Yingzi smiled, glanced at Fang Yifan, and then said seriously, "Okay, I understand!"
After hearing this, Song Qian nodded and then smiled.
"That's good!"
In fact, Fang Yifan knew that others wouldn't believe him if he said that, but they would believe that the two children didn't get along.
Moreover, I wouldn't feel good if Qiao Yingzi really got scolded, so the current situation is a win-win-win situation. I was just teasing Qiao Yingzi.
Song Qian suddenly noticed the breakfast on the table, then smiled and said to Fang Yifan, "Fanfan, did you make breakfast today?"
After hearing this, Fang Yifan lowered his head apologetically and said, "I've already caused you trouble by staying here, so I got up early to make breakfast. I don't know if you'll like it!"
Qiao Yingzi's eyes widened. Who was this shy guy? Was he really Fang Yifan?
After hearing Fang Yifan's words, Song Qian waved her hand and said with a smile, "It's nothing. You live here and even tutor Yingzi. Auntie is grateful to you. How could I let you make breakfast?"
Fang Yifan smiled and said, "It's nothing, it's just what I should do!"
Song Qian smiled when she heard this. This child was so sensible, saying that it was what she should do!
Fang Yifan's point was that it was indeed the right thing to do to make a loving breakfast for his girlfriend, Qiao Yingzi!
However, since Song Qian has misunderstood, let her misunderstand. Anyway, it's a good thing!
Song Qian smiled and then said to the two of them, "Alright, you two hurry up and eat your breakfast, we have to go to class soon!"
Then they saw Song Qian go to the bathroom to wash up, leaving Fang Yifan and Qiao Yingzi alone in the living room.
The two walked toward the dining table, and Qiao Yingzi immediately elbowed Fang Yifan. Fortunately, he was prepared and took a step back, barely dodging the attack.
Fang Yifan twisted his waist, then stuck out his tongue and looked at Qiao Yingzi smugly.
However, before he could be arrogant for more than a few seconds, Qiao Yingzi reached out and grabbed Fang Yifan's ear.
"Hi~"
Fang Yifan reached out and slapped Qiao Yingzi's hand away, then frowned and protested, "A gentleman uses his hands, not his words!"
Qiao Yingzi rolled her eyes and said confidently, "I'm not a gentleman. I prefer to use my hands and my mouth!"
Suddenly, she pointed at Fang Yifan and accused him of his crimes.
"Why did you say that just now? It made my mom think I hit you!"
After hearing this, Fang Yifan looked aggrieved and shook his head at Qiao Yingzi: "No, I was just telling the truth. You didn't hit me, did you expect me to say I hit you!"
Fang Yifan deliberately shifts the meaning, because his tone can sometimes change the intended message.
Qiao Yingzi glared at Fang Yifan, then said to him, "Hmph! With that lousy mouth of yours, you can even make the dead sound alive!"
Fang Yifan shook his head after hearing this, and then said to Qiao Yingzi, "No, no, my mouth is not a broken mouth!"
Qiao Yingzi sneered and then said to Fang Yifan, "Indeed, it's this mouth of his that likes to flirt with girls!"
Fang Yifan frowned, extremely angry; this was a matter of principle for him.
Then, without any politeness, he refuted the other party and said to Qiao Yingzi, "Who said that? I almost never chat with other girls. It's almost always you or Taozi!"
Furthermore, they added to their arguments!
"And the person I chat with the most every day is my best buddy!"
Qiao Yingzi was stunned for a moment. Wait a minute, her good brother?
However, Fang Yifan would only chat with him occasionally during the day, but he didn't know what they did at night.
"Who is it? I don't know 217."
Fang Yifan smiled mysteriously, then said to Qiao Yingzi, "She's the girl who sat in front of me, and she's even more violent than the boys!"
After hearing this, Qiao Yingzi smiled gently and said while fiddling with her fingers:
"Which of your good buddies is planning to show you her violence!"
Fang Yifan pushed his chair back slightly, then said with a smile, "I refuse!"
After she finished speaking, Qiao Yingzi slammed her hand on the table, stood up, and ran towards Fang Yifan.
And then he shouted, "Fang Hou, you stop right there!"
Fang Yifan turned his head and made a face at Qiao Yingzi: "Hehehe, only a fool would stop!"
"Hey, hey, that's enough, stop fooling around, you guys have to go to school later!"
Suddenly, Song Qian came out of the bathroom and saw two children playing around.
So he quickly stopped her, and then started lecturing Qiao Yingzi:
"Yingzi, I just told you, how could you forget again?"
Suddenly, she froze as she ran, and the smile on her face vanished.
Although the two were playfully bickering, it was actually a game for both of them, and they were both enjoying it.
Chapter 128 A Chokehold [Please Subscribe]
But it's different for adults; they see any fighting or bickering as a sign that the two children don't get along.
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