harleyscars Chapter 525 You guys take care of clearing the levels, we'll take care of laughing.
Chapter 525 You guys take care of clearing the levels, we'll take care of laughing.
Chapter 525 You guys take care of clearing the levels, we'll take care of laughing.
Early the next morning.
News of a large group of male students getting drunk in the cafeteria reached Zhang Lexuan.
As the main person in charge of the Poseidon Lake Conference, upon hearing that most of the 37 participating students had passed out drunk in the dining hall, she had no choice but to go there in person.
Upon arriving at the canteen, Zhang Lexuan looked at the group of people in front of her and fell into deep thought.
Why is everyone carrying a bamboo tube?
Looking around, Zhang Lexuan couldn't find the culprit.
"Where did Junior Brother Ye go?" Zhang Lexuan asked with a cold face.
When the students saw Zhang Lexuan arrive, they quickly stood up and sat down, circulating their soul power to expel the alcohol from their bodies.
"Report! We don't know!" Gu Fan said, taking the lead.
"Gu Fan, what were you all doing last night?" Zhang Lexuan asked, frowning.
Gu Fan and the group of students behind him exchanged glances, scratched their heads, and said, "We...we were drinking and chatting with Junior Brother Ye last night, and then we played a novel drinking game."
After listening to Gu Fan's story, Zhang Lexuan was both amused and annoyed. All of them had been drunk under the influence of Ye Nanxiao.
Gu Fan and Chu Qingtian exchanged a glance, then looked at their brothers fighting behind them, and nodded helplessly, saying, "Well, this game that Junior Brother Ye is playing is called Liar's Dice. You have to distinguish whether someone is lying or not, and also guess whether the number they call out is enough for the whole game. This difficulty is a bit overwhelming."
Zhang Lexuan rubbed her temples and asked, "And then you all lost?"
"Yes.."
The two female students who came with Zhang Lexuan couldn't help but cover their mouths and take a few steps back, their shoulders trembling.
"You can't possibly have a whole bunch of top students who never fail to catch Junior Brother Ye lying, can you?" Zhang Lexuan still didn't understand why a group of people would lose to one person.
"The main thing is, we caught Junior Brother Ye lying before, but, as for the points in the whole arena, everyone except him has them!" Chu Qingtian muttered with his head down.
The two female students who had been trying to suppress their laughter couldn't hold back any longer, and their laughter echoed in everyone's ears.
"Go back and pack your things! Otherwise, I'll see which sea goddess will take a liking to you tonight!" Zhang Lexuan waved her hand helplessly, dismissing the large group of people.
"Um, Senior Sister, if you see Junior Brother Ye, please let me know. I'll take this bamboo tube back to practice with. Once I'm proficient, I'll come back for a comeback!" Gu Fan smiled a little embarrassedly and held up the bamboo tube in his hand.
"Go, go, go!" Zhang Lexuan waved her hand impatiently.
The entire group scattered like birds and beasts, and only then did the canteen return to peace.
"Luckily, there's more than one cafeteria, otherwise how many teachers would have complained to me?" Zhang Lexuan breathed a sigh of relief.
"Oh? They're finally gone?"
A foxy voice reached Zhang Lexuan's ears, and she slowly turned her head to look at the cafeteria's food serving window.
Ye Nanxiao ripped off his chef's hat and climbed out of the food serving window.
"Hey, Senior Sister, you've arrived just in time! I've been keeping watch all night." Ye Nanxiao took off his chef's uniform, folded it, and stuffed it into his storage ring.
Zhang Lexuan stared at Ye Nanxiao and asked, "Don't tell me you went in to help because the kitchen was too busy?"
"No, I was too excited about winning last night. I figured since I'd won so much, it wouldn't be right to just leave these guys here. They'd come back to harass me as soon as they sobered up a bit, so I decided to hide behind the food window, pretend to be the cafeteria uncle, and keep an eye on these troublesome senior brothers!" Ye Nanxiao said with a smile, conjuring a basket of steamed buns with his left hand. "Want some? I just steamed them!"
"Where did you get this cafeteria uniform? Never mind, come over to Haishen Lake for rehearsal and to go over the procedures!" Zhang Lexuan said, taking a basket of steamed buns.
"Let's go, let's go!" Ye Nanxiao quickly followed Zhang Lexuan.
Poseidon Island.
Zhang Lexuan led Ye Nanxiao to a boat on the shore, where the four deans were already waiting.
Ye Nanxiao jumped onto the boat and sat down next to Beibei.
Qian Duoduo came over, patted Ye Nanxiao's shoulder heavily, and winked, saying, "Nanxiao, this time our Soul Guidance Department only sent Cai Tou! You'd better keep an eye on him!"
"Old Qian, you can't just tell me this. I'm just a small-time host!" Ye Nanxiao said with a bitter face, then suddenly glanced at Bei Bei beside him and changed his tune, "No, I'm just an announcer. If we're really going to host, we'll have to ask Bei Bei!"
"Beibei, you wouldn't want your second junior brother to still be single, would you?"
Beibei, who was struggling to remember the conference agenda, turned her head slightly when she heard the voice and met the stares of Qian Duoduo and Ye Nanxiao.
"Hey! Old Qian, we're supposed to sit on the shore and maintain order at night. What are you doing sneaking over there? The students' activities are their own business. Come back here!" Yan Shaozhe grabbed Qian Duoduo and pressed him back down to sit beside him.
"Meow, Yan Shaozhe, let go of this mud!"
Money is a burden. Out of thirty-seven people, only He Caitou is from the Soul Guidance Department. Those bastards in the lab, I've talked myself hoarse, but they're not interested at all. They insist on squatting in the experimental area, staring at the data. How can that be as pleasant as looking at pretty girls?
Ye Nanxiao chuckled and said, "Old Qian, do you think it's possible that Cai Tou is just going through the motions?"
"Huh? Did it already happen? Why would they specifically participate in the Sea God Lake Conference?" Qian Duoduo wondered.
"Such a lively event, I'd love to experience it too," Ye Nanxiao said.
"You youngsters." Qian Duoduo was no longer worried. The Soul Guidance Department had already achieved its goal, and the rest were up to the Martial Soul Department to fight over.
Yan Shaozhe's eyelids twitched as he looked at Ye Nanxiao's smile, and he asked, "You guys aren't just here to go through the motions, are you?"
"Mostly, I guess so," Ye Nanxiao said after thinking for a moment.
"Oh? From what you're saying, it seems someone has been left behind?" Yan Shaozhe immediately became interested; he was a gossip lover.
"Old Yan, I don't like hearing that. Don't my brothers have any pride?" Ye Nanxiao took the flowchart and looked at it carefully.
"Alright, kid, don't mess this up, or Lao Qian and I will have to go have tea with you at Elder Xuan's place!" Yan Shaozhe smiled faintly.
Ye Nanxiao put down the blueprints, gave him a serious look, and said, "Do I look like such an unreliable person?"
As soon as they finished speaking, Yan Shaozhe and Qian Duoduo simultaneously stopped smiling, stared intently at Ye Nanxiao for a few seconds, and said in unison, "He looks like him!"
Ye Nanxiao: "%￥#@#@！！"
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As dusk fell, Qian Duoduo and Yan Shaozhe, in a small boat, broke away from the main crowd and went to a place closer to the Sea God Lake Assembly to watch the event.
It wasn't that they didn't trust Ye Nanxiao, but rather that they knew all too well how much of a clown Ye Nanxiao was.
With this guy around, this year's Poseidon Lake Conference will definitely not go through the motions so easily.
The opposite shore was already crowded with a large group of people, all craning their necks, eagerly awaiting the appearance of the sea goddess.
A melodious bell rang from the distant teaching area, and a large ship slowly sailed to the center of the lake.
Seventeen beams of light fell from the sky and shone on the water, forming a pillar of light, causing pieces of floating ice to rise to the surface.
One by one, figures dressed in white robes and wearing straw hats flew down from the large ship and stood in a row on the floating ice on the water.
"The Sea God Lake Assembly is officially starting! Fellow disciples, please do not crowd. Do you see the water lilies on the water? Rush up there, those are your tickets. The closer you are, the higher your ranking!" Bei Bei threw down his script and started shouting. He had just heard it. If this assembly was ruined, his good brother Ye Nanxiao would be the one invited for tea!
This is really so exciting!
What more manuscript do you need! Just yell!
"Yay!" The male trainees on the shore shouted excitedly, eyeing the water lilies on the water's surface, ready to fly up and claim a patch of them.
Suddenly, a small iceberg rose from the water between the sea goddess and the shore.
The iceberg has many openings on its surface. A figure is located at the top of the iceberg, raising an international friendship gesture towards Beibei in the distance and asking a question.
"Isn't it boring to just compete on speed? Let's go through the challenges, young men!" Ye Nanxiao let out a villainous laugh, put his hands on his hips, tilted his head back, and laughed loudly.
The students who had already locked onto the Sea Goddess Fairies no longer cared about the usual procedures. They had only one thought in their minds: the first water lily must be mine!
Watching more than thirty male trainees plunge headfirst into the iceberg.
Seeing this, Yan Shaozhe shook his head and muttered, "I knew this kid wouldn't stay quiet."
Qian Duoduo silently rolled up his sleeves and stretched his muscles.
"Old Qian, what are you doing?" Yan Shaozhe asked.
"A few brats want to skip the challenges and just fly over! What a boring thing to do! All of you, go and challenge the challenges properly! That's what makes it interesting!" Qian Duoduo leaped up and into the air, slapping a student who was trying to bypass the iceberg back to the starting point.
Yan Shaozhe was dumbfounded. Wasn't this guy his teammate just a second ago?
Ye Nanxiao was aware of all the changes inside the iceberg. He wasn't some kind of demon; he simply missed the obstacle course show from his memories.
Among the icebergs, a few lucky individuals chose the right path and traveled smoothly. The first to appear before the group of sea goddess fairies was Huo Yuhao, who was just there to make an appearance.
Looking at the numerous sea goddess fairies lined up in front of him, Huo Yuhao felt a little nervous. He wiped the sweat from his palms onto his clothes. "Don't be nervous. I'm just here to go through the motions. I don't need to do anything. I can leave after I've shouted my name!"
Then, as he was shouting that he had come to experience the event in advance, a sea fairy flew out and landed in front of him.
Huo Yuhao [?]
"Hold on tight, you idiot!" The Sea Goddess Fairy reached out and took off the bamboo hat that symbolized her identity as the Sea Goddess Fairy, and put it over Huo Yuhao's head. Then she picked Huo Yuhao up with both hands, and a pair of bright butterfly wings spread out behind her.
Under the watchful eyes of all the sea goddess fairies, the female student directly snatched Huo Yuhao away.
"Not bad! You've learned my essence! The one wearing the straw hat is the Sea Goddess Fairy, you understand what I mean!" Ye Nanxiao took out a sphere and recorded the two people flying away in the distance.
The one wearing the bamboo hat is the Sea God Fairy, so isn't Huo Yuhao, who is now wearing the bamboo hat, the Sea God "Fairy"?
No problem!
The students, who were only halfway through their struggle, witnessed this scene and immediately exclaimed, "We've learned something! Where do we go to get this fairy who takes over right away?"
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