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"So you can't do anything reckless to me on the surface, okay?"
Yukiko was really afraid that this guy might do something in public, and then she would be finished.
So we have to make a three-point agreement with this guy.
Upon hearing the other person's words, Lin Qi immediately put his arm around their waist, his hands wandering to their smelly area, and said in a grinning tone:
"So I can do whatever I want in private, right?"
After saying this, Yukiko glanced at someone directly.
"It's like you won't do anything reckless if I say I refuse you?"
"Not to mention, you've distanced yourself from everything, even the things that my ex-husband hasn't been able to do for years. What concerns do you have?"
As a married woman, Yukiko is much bolder in her speech and witty remarks than those of young girls, without any restraint.
Chapter 282 Was this too much of a relief? It's a bit unconventional!
Lin Qi did not show any embarrassment after hearing what the other party said; instead, he smiled and spoke up.
"Is there a problem with that? After all, you have to give me a new experience."
"And weren't you quite happy after that? You had a completely new experience."
After hearing this, Yukiko seemed to realize something, and looked like she had a toothache.
"Get lost, where do you get the nerve? Saying that only brings me pain."
"It was probably because I was in pain at the time. Otherwise, I'll see if it still hurts tonight."
Upon hearing this, Yukiko immediately tossed her hair and then spoke in a tone that seemed to carry a hint of sarcasm.
"What? You're planning to stay and keep an old lady like me company tonight, instead of finding one of your young and pretty ones to keep you company?"
After hearing what the other person said, Lin Qi fell silent for a moment, entered a thinking mode, and then slowly spoke after thinking for a while.
"Although it's a bit of a waste to specifically take time here, I'm a fairly clear-headed person, and you're a bit hungrier."
"After all, you are the most wicked person I know, and I have made quite a sacrifice to restore your youth."
When Lin Qi said this, his tone was full of grievance. Anyone who didn't know better would think that he had suffered some great injustice.
Upon hearing this, Yukiko felt a surge of anger and immediately retorted in an annoyed tone.
"Since you're so fast, I won't bother you anymore. Please get out of here."
Yukiko decisively refused to tolerate this guy and issued an order to leave, saying that since he was so aggrieved, she wouldn't ask him for anything.
At this moment, Lin Qi shamelessly pressed his head against the other person's neck, sniffed it, and licked it, just like licking ice cream.
"Hey, what are you doing? You know we're on the street."
Yukiko said that it was fortunate that no one was around, otherwise she would definitely have attracted attention.
"Nothing much, it just feels like you're about to rebel."
"To be honest, I'm also considering whether to make a transparent protective shield and then guide those people to deliberately avoid it, and lay out a mat here so that you can experience the feeling of having the sky as your blanket and the earth as your bed."
Upon hearing this, Yukiko's mind immediately conjured up images of noodles, causing her to blush and then launch into a tirade.
"Are you some kind of pervert? Or do you have some kind of weird fetish? How could you even think of something like this?"
"What's the big deal? Nobody can see it. Don't you find it exciting?"
Yukiko couldn't help but find the image exciting, though perhaps a little too exciting.
"Don't even think about it!"
Yukiko decisively crossed her arms in a cross shape.
Lin Qi didn't try to steal the ball; instead, he smiled and spoke up.
"I'm letting you off the hook for this, so how do you plan to make it up to me?"
At this moment, Lin Qi shamelessly spoke up. He was the one who wanted to cause trouble, and now he wants compensation? He truly lives up to his reputation.
Yukiko understood this and felt helpless; this guy was wasting his face.
"What other compensation do you want? I already had plans to drink with Eri tonight, and I'm already feeling a bit guilty. You still want compensation from me? Have you no shame?"
"So, do you want me to hold his hand for you again tonight?"
Yukiko said this in an angry tone. Normally, this would never happen, but she forgot that this guy had no morals, so seeing him looking like he was seriously thinking about it, she suddenly felt uneasy. No way, you really want to?
"I must say your suggestion is brilliant, it resonates with me perfectly. However, we don't need to wait until he's fully sober before he gets drunk."
"Holy crap! Do you really not know what a bottom line is?"
At this point, Yukiko couldn't help but start criticizing.
"Sorry, I abandoned the concept of a bottom line a long time ago. Only by letting go of the bottom line can you enjoy life more."
After seeing someone say these words with such sincerity, Yukiko could only give them a thumbs up. This level of understanding was something she could never reach in her lifetime.
"Let's not talk about that for now. I'm actually quite curious. It's been almost a week, hasn't it? You only just finished? Does it really take that long?"
"So, they just let you get a divorce so easily?"
Lin Qi felt something was off. Could these two really get divorced so easily?
After all, it's not like I haven't watched Detective Conan. Although there's a big difference between anime and reality, this divorce seems a bit too smooth. Lin Qi feels like it's not quite real.
Upon hearing this, Yukiko responded in a teasing tone.
"What, you think I haven't finished sorting out my affairs yet, and I'm still stuck with the identity of a married woman?"
"Or do you think this will make you more excited?"
Yukiko made no attempt to hide her thoughts, revealing some of the subtle thoughts that men often have.
Although this guy in front of me is a high school student, he's behaving like one. So I didn't hold back at all, especially not in this situation.
Lin Qi felt helpless after hearing this.
"Come on, I don't have any special fetishes."
“I’m not looking for thrills or having any particular fetishes that I have to hold onto.”
"I'm just curious. Aren't you two known as a model couple?"
"The other party agreed so readily; normally, shouldn't there have been a long and drawn-out negotiation? Not to mention you have a son who loves to court disaster..."
That guy will stop you, right? That's why I feel like you're going a little too fast.
When Lin Qi got to this point, his tone was full of doubt.
Yukiko felt helpless after hearing this.
"Although there are model couples, have you ever seen a model couple who haven't been intimate for years, let alone the other side of a so-called model couple who goes on to cheat on each other?"
After hearing this, Lin Qi glanced at someone.
Yukiko noticed the look in his eyes and immediately launched into a tirade.
"I did that for Shin-chan. If you're so capable, why don't you stop forcing me to try it?"
"Not to mention that the other party started much earlier than me, there's simply no comparison, okay?"
Lin Qi nodded after hearing this.
"As for what you mean by divorce, how should I put it? Be careful that I don't tell him. Or rather, I only bring it up after the die is cast, and he starts making a fuss, but I don't care anymore."
The main problem was that the evidence was right in front of him, so he couldn't cause any trouble. Besides, he called his dad in front of me and confirmed it. I was completely dumbfounded and distraught, so I just left him at the Mori family's house and ignored him.
Yukiko stated that in this situation, letting the other person calm down is the best option, and there's no need to do anything else, as doing so would be superfluous.
Yukiko said these were all based on her own experience, and that her son would have gotten through a few more cases in his case.
"As for Yusaku's side, he is also the rational type. He knows very well that there is no way to salvage the situation, so he can only agree readily, after all, he was the one who cheated first."
"However, the property will be split equally."
"I feel that's about right."
2.5 Yukiko's tone was full of emotion, after all, this was the limit.
Lin Qi raised an eyebrow after hearing this.
"So readily agreed? Shouldn't you have tried to persuade them to stay?"
Lin Qi wondered if this was a bit too much of a relief?
Upon hearing this, Yukiko shrugged and spoke with a hint of conjecture:
"Maybe he got tired of me, this old hag, so he just divorced me and went off to have fun openly and honestly."
Lin Qi nodded seriously after hearing this, but Yukiko's face darkened after seeing his action. She spoke in a very dissatisfied tone:
"Are you really treating me like an old hag?"
Chapter 283 Does the washing machine have a younger brother?
After hearing what the other person said, Lin Qi shrugged and then spoke in a different, teasing tone:
"I'm just going along with what you said, after all, you said it yourself, I'm just cooperating."
Upon hearing this, Yukiko rolled her eyes at Lin Qi and said in an annoyed tone:
"If you weren't capable or something, you'd probably be destined to be single forever. Who would say something like that?"
Yukiko decisively drew a picture of someone who kept accusing her without caring at all, after all, she had plenty of advantages, right?
"Ahem, ahem, ahem, although what you said isn't entirely wrong, have you ever thought about this: with my face, there's no way I'm destined to be single forever."
"Not to mention that I myself have quite a few childhood sweethearts."
At this moment, Lin Qi even cupped his hands in a humble manner, which made Yukiko feel itchy with anger.
Damn it! This guy seems to really have a face to rely on.
Seeing the person's furious expression, Lin Qi immediately changed the subject. After all, some things are best left as a joke and there's no need to continue the conversation, lest something unexpected happens.
"Back to topic 22."
"Actually, I want to say that since the other party was so straightforward, is it possible that they had already made preparations and transferred a lot of assets, but just didn't expect you to find out so quickly?"
At this moment, Lin Qi tentatively spoke using the instrument. After all, how should he put it? First of all, the breakup was too easy, and the other party had just left and was already in bed with someone else. This was not normal. It was hard to say that he was seduced by someone by accident, but the problem was that it was their home. Those who know, know.