harleyscars Chapter 195 A Succession of Small Accidents
Chapter 195 A Succession of Small Accidents
Chapter 195 A Succession of Small Accidents
Even when he got home, Ron, who was still not used to sleeping late, got up early, opened the window, and the cool morning breeze woke him up instantly. Looking at Wes, who was feeding the chickens in the yard, Mrs. Lai, Ron pushed on the window frame, then stepped on the crooked eaves and fell to the ground two or three times.
"Good morning, Mom!"
Mrs. Weasley, who was trembling with fright, scattered the wooden bowl containing the grain in her hand, causing the hens that didn't grow much meat to cluck and cluck.
"You scared the hell out of me, Ron."
Mrs. Weasley, who was panting, patted her chest and patted Ron's forehead. She pursed her lips, but after waiting for a long time, she only said: "You really lost weight, a lot, than your brother They all lost more weight."
"You didn't eat well at school, did you?"
She looked at her son with some distress, "What do you want to eat this morning?"
"I just got stronger Mom, a little heavier than before." Ron patted his chest, and the dull voice was like patting a solid rubber sandbag, which was extremely strong.
"However, it would be nice to have a roast sheep for breakfast." Ron looked in the direction of the backyard with his head poking his head. Last year, the family raised eleven sheep. I don't know if they can cook this year.
A goat that wasn't exactly fat, but fortunately hadn't raised lamb chops, met Ron's eyes, and ran away with a 'baa', jumping out of the one-meter-high fence.
"Luxie! Come on! That's it!"
As soon as Ron finished speaking, a vigorous figure flew out from the corner of the roof. Luxy, who leaped nearly ten meters, landed lightly on the wet ground, and approached within two seconds. The goat, which was about to run away, swooped forward and bit off its neck with one bite.
The goat, which weighed about [-] pounds, was easily dragged back by Lukexi. Those goats who were "baa" and "baa" in the sheepfold were all huddled in the farthest corner and trembling. This ferocious big cat scared them and sprayed chocolate beans out crackling, and the smell made Luxy couldn't help threatening them again with an 'owwow'.
"Luxie is amazing."
Mrs. Weasley touched Luxie's well-behaved cat's head. Mrs. Weasley liked this obedient, sensible and capable big cat very much.
"Wow~"
Luxe rubbed against Mrs. Weasley's palm, and he disappeared in a flash with the sheep's heart that Ron had just taken out in his mouth.
The aroma of roasting whole lamb in the morning made those guys who were still planning to stay in bed smell the smell. Ziggs's craftsmanship is getting better and better now, especially after knowing that Ron likes meat, he is very fond of roasting meat. There has been some in-depth research on such foods.
This roasted whole lamb with excellent color and fragrance made people who get up early and don't like greasy food to eat with toast and barbecue until they hiccup.
After packing their luggage for a while, they went to Gringotts in Diagon Alley before noon. Although Gringotts in Egypt and England share funds, there is a small fee for withdrawing money. The Weasleys, who are accustomed to frugality, certainly wouldn't give the goblin, a middleman, the chance to make a difference.
Originally, the treasury, which Gallon could not see a few coins, has been enriched after being filled throughout the year. Sirius and Lupine will deposit a sum of monthly dividends in their accounts. Everyone took a part and filled it into the Weasley family coffers.
The hill-like Galleons cost about [-] to [-]. In comparison, the [-] Galleons awarded by the Daily Prophet's Golden Galleon Award is really nothing to worry about.
Leaving Gringotts with jingling auditory hallucinations, Ron, who still didn't intend to use Floo or Portkey to go to Egypt, borrowed a private jet from his dear teacher. Nicole May, who was idle but a bit troublesome, simply gave Ron a Gulfstream G300. I heard that a new model will be released, and this old one will not be used anymore.
Not as calm as Ron, the Weasley family, who was somewhat novel and excited, looked here and there on the plane curiously, but fortunately, these stewardesses seemed to have received rigorous and professional training, and they behaved politely and elegantly. Patient explanation for this group of wizards who are making Muggle flying machines for the first time.
At about seven o'clock in the afternoon, after a six-hour journey, the golden kingdom shrouded in pale night opened its arms to them.
"Wow! Cool! Bill!"
"It's so handsome! I swear, it's so handsome!"
The twins, wearing shiny dragon leather jackets, hooked their elder brother's shoulders from left to right, touched Bill's earrings for a while, and moved his ponytail with one ring, just like a hooligan molesting a little girl. Bill punched and kicked for a long time.
"I didn't expect that after so many years, you are getting more and more beatings! Fred, George!"
Because he worked in the pyramid all year round, Bill's skin was not tanned, but this outfit, which was completely different from that in England, was extremely attractive.
"I thought I had an older daughter instead of a son."
Mrs. Weasley had her waist up, and she didn't like Bill's attire a little bit.
"Maybe it's true~"
Hahaha, the smirking twins got kicked again, but soon after Bill saw Ron, he couldn't recognize him.
In his impression, Ron was a careless, careless and foolish fool, but why did he suddenly become so eh... probably three points as handsome as him.
The most important thing is that the stupidity from childhood to adulthood is gone!
"Are you really Ron?"
Bill looked up and down, and spoke a little uncertainly.
"No."
"Oh! I just said, no!"
Bill, who immediately patted his chest and felt relieved, heaved a sigh of relief.
"By the way, Mom, what about Ron?"
"In front of you." Mrs. Weasley seemed to be unable to hold back her laughter. She smiled and winked at Bill, and immediately dislocated Bill's jaw.
"Abaa abaa abaa."
"Click~" Bill put his chin back on, then stared at Ron for a while without making a sound.
"It's not magic. What the hell happened all these years when I wasn't home?"
"If I had known I would not have come to Egypt, I always felt like I had missed a big show."
After reluctantly accepting that his youngest brother has grown into a normal person, Bill began to chat with them about Cairo, and by the way, he also complained about those black-hearted goblins who sucked the bone and sucked the marrow. Paying overtime pay, I barely restrained myself after going on strike for several times, and the few things I did were done by humans, which probably has something to do with them not being humans themselves.
If it wasn't for the fact that the Egyptian Ministry of Magic didn't believe in goblins, even if they contracted the right to decrypt and explore the pyramids, the goblins could still only excavate through Gu Gong's method. The wizards didn't have complete trust in this group of gadgets that repeatedly jumped around several times.
But this time, he came here as a Muggle vehicle, which made Bill, who had no driver's license and car, a little helpless.
"The bus here is not so easy to ride. Although the Knight bus is not much better, it is better than here. Remember to hold the handrail inside later, you must hold it."
"Wand three times out and welcome aboard Crocodile of the Nile Desert Ark."
"They don't guarantee that they can send people to their destinations accurately. After all, you can't expect a crocodile to understand 100% of people's words."
A huge crocodile head drilled out of the ground that suddenly turned into quicksand, and a nondescript 'vehicle and boat' with four wheels was dragged out of the quicksand by the huge crocodile.
"It's a traveler! Welcome to the Crocodile of the Nile Desert Ark, where are you going?"
A man with a turban sitting on the back of a crocodile spoke to them in substandard English. After all, Arabic was spoken here, and it was a bit difficult without Bill leading the way.
"The Cat's Eye in Shamshai, it's similar to the Leaky Cauldron in Diagon Alley, at the entrance of Eagle Avenue, but there's no bar here." Bill shrugged and said, "How about we live there today?"
"To the mysterious door of Horus."
"Why go there? It's a little late to visit now. Although the observatory there is worth seeing, and the collections inside are so large that even goblins are envious, we'd better go tomorrow."
"It's okay, let's go there, and you can see the largest pyramid in Egypt when you wake up. Isn't this a very exciting thing?"
"There are indeed a lot of Muggle hotels there." Bill thought for a while and didn't feel anything wrong. After all, they all came here on Muggle planes. It seemed that Dad was really fascinated by Muggle things.
After paying the fare, a group of people got into the "vehicle and boat" pulled behind the crocodile, probably because the wind and sand here are quite strong, and the inside is dusty, which is not much better than the environment of the knight bus.
After the driver wearing a turban spoke loudly to the crocodile in Arabic, the huge land crocodile leaped vigorously, and plunged headlong into the quicksand while throwing the passengers on their backs. among the land.
The crocodile car speeding through the ground could not see the outside scene at all, and the dim lights projected several figures who were twisting crazily, which was no smoother than a roller coaster. Follow them forward.
Ron, who was striding with his back to the carriage, grabbed Mrs. Weasley with one hand and Ginny with the other. Lukexi and Xiaotuanzi grabbed his clothes, and Ginny's pony was used by Luxie. Holding on to his hind feet, he bit Ron's trousers to keep his mouth shut.
"Which bastard with a pus-rotten ass designed this shit???"
"Bill, don't you know how to rent a few invisible flying carpets???"
"I didn't expect you to come on a Muggle plane! The owl is flying too slowly, I just received it half an hour ago, Percy, hold back, don't spit at me"
After about a century, after the last sense of leap appeared, a group of people swarmed out from the open car door.
The driver immediately yo-yoed without saying a word. He has seen this kind of thing a lot, so it is absolutely right to run away immediately.
"Yo~~~~"
Percy, Ginny, and Mrs. Weasley, who were throwing up, leaned against the wall with pale faces. Compared with this barbaric passenger bus, the Knight Bus is simply heaven.
Ron, the only one who was not soft-footed, sat with a dizzy little ball on his shoulders. He hugged Luke who had forgotten to stick out his tongue, and looked around.
"Fortunately, I exchanged some Egyptian pounds before I came, and Bill and I went to buy some water for you, by the way"
Ron looked at the strange street, which seemed to be different from what the teacher had told him.
"By the way, make sure where we got thrown."
"After all, crocodiles don't understand human speech very well." Bill panted heavily, and he didn't recover for a while.
"But it shouldn't be too far away. Look, there is the Pyramid of Khufu."
He stretched out his hand and pointed to the distance. Under the night sky, there was a huge black shadow hidden in the distance.
After all, this is a tourist area, and Muggle shops are still open sporadically. It's around eight o'clock in the evening, which is not too late.
However, there is no beautiful view of the city that never sleeps here, and the light show cannot be seen. The not-so-bright lights are indistinct, making people's shadows long. They walked through a street and found a small shop that was still open. .
Bill translated, Ron paid the bill, and they left the small shop with a small bag of Muggle snacks and bottled water. Most of the lights dotted here are hotel signs. As Bill said, there are many Muggle hotels here. But things like bars are completely invisible here, and even in the store just now, they didn't even sell alcohol.
"Sorry." Bill said with some embarrassment, "I should prepare well,"
"But it's much more comfortable than ultra-long-range Floo powder and Portkey travel, I used the Floo network trip from England to France once, and it almost threw me up."
Hearing Ron's words, Bill couldn't help but smile, "That's not true, when I first came here. Sigh."
"I feel like my internal organs have been vomited out. It's really terrible. The evil goblin chose to go directly to save money. My brain must have been shaken at that time."
Not long after they were chatting and walking past a Muggle hotel, a hurried Asian girl approached them quickly, her eager eyes seemed to convey some news.
Just when they were a little puzzled, a piece of clothing floated out from behind the girl, which immediately surprised them both.
"It turned out to be a black man?"
Just as Ron blurted out, the black arm came out from behind the girl and grabbed her by the shoulder.
Suddenly, the girl's body froze.
She was uncharacteristically motionless, and here, she should have called for help.
"We're friends, it's none of your business here."
Seeing that the two of Ron are probably not locals, the black guy stammered in English with an accent, and then he pulled the girl to his side vigorously.
"Is it?"
Ron asked suspiciously, he put the dumpling in his arms on his shoulders, and let go of Lukexi.
"Of course!" The black guy who couldn't see his face turned his head and smiled at the Asian girl, "Right?"
But before the girl could react, when the black guy turned his head, there was a violent sound of breaking the wind instantly, and the strong wind from the heavy punch blew away the girl's hair, and the black hair that was directly dented was blown away. The facial features are completely indistinguishable.
The black guy who flew out more than two meters howled and fell to the ground, and a small dagger landed on the ground with a 'clang'.
"I don't think so." Ron turned his head to look at the girl who was also petrified, and then passed the best bridge between people-Xiaotuanzi, "You won't be afraid if you rub it, and there is , Don’t go out when it’s dark, isn’t this common sense?”
"Robbery, rape, or other ideas? Tell me, if I hit a good person, I have to apologize, right?"
However, while howling and facking, the black guy kept holding his head and yelling, but he didn't listen to a word of Ron's words.
"What about you?"
Some impatient Ron stepped on his kneecap, "Could you try calling again?"
With the toothache cracking sound, the painful black thing could only utter some thin syllables from its throat.
"I ask, you answer, and I will cut off five of your legs."
The black guy desperately covered his mouth and kept nodding, even if the ground was wet with sweat from the pain, he didn't dare to say another word.
"Robbery, rape, or any other ideas, talk about it."
"I'm just.I have nothing.Ahhhhhhhhh!!!"
The crushing sound of flesh and blood mingling and rubbing was extremely slight, but in this silent night, it was so clear.
"Recover quickly."
Ron pointed at the black thing, and he regained his sanity under the effect of magic after being stunned by the pain.
"I don't want to ask a third time."
“Have it all”
"These Asians are very rich and cowardly robbing them. It's cool. It's okay. If you use some rock candy. They are more exciting than bitches"
"Did you hear that? You are a big fat sheep."
Ron smiled at the girl whose face turned pale from his fright, after all, he looked more like a perverted murderer or something bad.
As a Chinese in his previous life, Ron can easily tell which countries they come from when he sees Asians. People from China, Korea, Japan, and Southeast Asia all have slightly different faces, but other white people It is difficult to tell, for people with different skin colors, many people are face blind.
"Huaxia?"
The girl nodded cautiously. She hugged Xiaotuanzi and shrank her shoulders a little uneasy.
"In a foreign country, it's not as stable as Huaxia." In order to let her not be so afraid, Ron chatted with Gun Gun for a long time, and said in Mandarin with a hint of Sichuan accent.
"Don't go out at night. This guy should be a black family who smuggled in from other places. Africa has never been stable. There are also many revolutionary rebels in Egypt. This guy has a gun."
As he said that, Ron stepped on a little black hand, and then turned his wrist, and the silver-white alchemy revolver was aimed at the black thing's forehead.
"How do you want to die? The most disgusting thing for me is the black-skinned things you hang on your brains. Except for AIDS, rock candy, and robbery, the disgusting dung maggots are useless at all."
"Don't kill me. Don't kill me. You can't kill me. Brother Bruce won't let it go."
"Then break your five legs?"
After four muffled bangs, the black thing, which was half breathed away from death, stumbled softly on the street, and the hoarse breath that was approaching death made the hairs stand on end.
Frightened by this cruel method, the girl who sat on the ground hugged Xiaotuanzi tightly, but she didn't close her eyes, which was quite impressive.
"Are you a practitioner? It seems to be called a wizard abroad?"
The girl spoke in a daze, then fixed her eyes on Ron.
"Yo, I didn't expect you to know. It seems that Chinese practitioners and ordinary people are closely related?"
"I uh...my brother is a practitioner, but unfortunately I am not."
"But won't you be in trouble like this? I just saw that you used magic?"
"I'm British, and the Egyptian Ministry of Magic has no trace of me."
"I hope I didn't scare you. Although I don't have racism, this kind of black thing is not considered human in my eyes, so I will be more ruthless."
"Do you need me to modify the memory for you? Blur the picture so that you can sleep well tonight. If you don't delete it, it won't affect it."
"No need, this guy is damned!"
The girl stood up from the ground, then frowned and spat at the black thing, "You are cowardly! You dare not resist! Dongying and Gaoli are the only ones who make dogs!"
"My brother is coming soon! You"
"Shu~"
With a slight sound of breaking through the air, a figure quickly came from a distance, and a man with a flying sword flashed beside them in an instant. Although it was silent, Ron had already felt the wave of magic power coming.
"The guy is here."
Reaching out and shattering the silent spell that was probably a body-binding spell, Ron pointed to the black thing that merged with the darkness, "I'm just a passenger who happened to pass by."
"Flying swords are good, very handsome, but unfortunately they can't be bought in England. When I have time to go to China to play, I will definitely buy a few and go back to play."
Probably surprised by Ron's operation of smashing the spell, the man who arrived suddenly looked at Ron nervously.
"Really?"
"Hmm!" The girl nodded, then took the man's hand affectionately, and explained the matter quickly and in detail.
"Whoo~"
The relieved man smiled apologetically at Ron. He was probably in his early 20s, and the girl was two or three years younger than him.
"Thank you so much. Thank you for saving my sister. I'm Li Lei, a ninth-grade student in the Qinglong Institute of Yunding Tiangong."
"You're welcome, you're only half a minute late, even if I don't come, I'm still in time, my name is Ron Weasley, Hogwarts Gryffindor College, third year."
"You're only in third grade?"
"Nine-year compulsory education?"
"Yes." X2
This somewhat well-timed conversation made both of them stunned, but it also quickly narrowed the distance between them.
"What's your name?" Ron said with a smile.
"My name is lilei." Li Lei replied solemnly, "My sister's elementary school English books are full of this sentence, and I have heard it in my ears since I was a child."
"There are also listening tapes." The girl added from the side, and then reached out to shake hands with Ron: "My name is Li Xianling."
"Hello, hello, by the way, this is my elder brother, Bill, he is here as a spellbreaker, and our family is traveling in Egypt, so let's take a look at him."
"Hello." Bill also reached out to shake hands with them. This distinctive outfit was really eye-catching, and the little girl looked at Bill curiously.
After a brief chat, Ron pointed to the little dumpling in Li Xianling's arms.
"I should take him back."
"Oh." Looking at the little dumpling in her arms stretching out her hand to Ron, the little girl was still a little bit reluctant for a while, "Why do you have a fat boy?"
"I know a pandaren named Gun Gun. He rented it to me. There is proof."
Ron took out a small sign from his space bag and shook it. Anyway, Gun Gun said at the time that he could show the sign when he needed an explanation, so it should be fine.
"Teacher Go Go?"
"Gun Gun is still a teacher?"
"Ah, here." Li Lei scratched his head in embarrassment, "Although he only comes to school for a few months a year, he is indeed the teacher of our martial arts practice class. I have been beaten by him many times."
"That's right, that pipe hurts when you hit someone, and it won't go away for a long time if you swallow a big bag."
Ron touched his forehead reflexively, he was knocked out of an eighteen-story Arhat tower at most once, which hurt him for a whole day.
"Okay, then we'll go back first. If we have a chance to go to Huaxia in the future, I might even ask you to visit."
After waving goodbye to the two brothers and sisters, Ron turned around and squatted beside the black thing with the dumpling in his arms.
He drew his wand.
" Legilimency."
"Let's go, Bill."
"What are you doing?"
"I can't sleep at night, I will go out to pick up trash later."
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After having a relatively complete impression of their brother, Bill and Ron continued to walk back. Although this was unexpected, it didn't seem to be bad.
"These black things really deserve to die."
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Under Bill's guidance, the few people who regained some energy and whose faces were not so pale walked forward for less than 10 minutes. A huge portal that Muggles couldn't see was embedded in the side wall of a tall building.
Letters gleaming with magical brilliance spelled out a line of words: Horus's Mysterious Door.
The huge closed stone door was opened with Ron's hand reaching out, and after passing through the door, a huge and gorgeous unmanned exhibition hall appeared here.
"Let's go to the top floor. This is the teacher's property, and the whole building belongs to the teacher."
Going up the automatic stairs, there is a huge and luxurious mansion on the flat floor of the observatory.
"You can see the pyramids at sunrise here, choose a room, any one will do."
The few people who were torn apart by the unreliable crocodile ark went to each other, and with a sense of relief, they randomly picked a room and threw themselves on the big soft bed.
On the balcony with green plants, Ron took a sip of the ice-cold fruit wine, then stepped on the railing and jumped off.
"To cut the grass, you have to get rid of the roots."
Facing the howling wind when he fell, Ron muttered softly.
What fascinates the night is not the darkness, but the bright starry sky.
Light is the existence that people pursue and yearn for.
(End of this chapter)