Buddha, give me another smile

Chapter 1 1. I actually choked to death on a popsicle

[-]. I actually choked to death on a popsicle

Zhang Tiaotiao had a dream. In the dream, someone smiled at him, and then it became unreal, because he blossomed.

Zhang Tiaotiao didn't really believe in this dream, to be exact, he didn't believe that he would bloom.

As a street gangster, Zhang Tiaotiao is quite a rascal, only he can make others bloom, and no one else can tell him to bloom.

After a fight just now, he sat alone on the curb in a daze.

The wound on his body hurt a little, he turned crookedly to the canteen on the side of the road and got two old popsicles, but he still didn't give him any money.

The proprietress still dared not speak out.

Zhang Tiaotiao ignored her, what can he say?Cursing viciously will be enough!

He didn't need her to open his mouth to know what she was going to curse: "The one who suffered a thousand dollars deserves to be choked to death by a popsicle!"

Zhang Tiaotiao entertained himself by imitating the tone and movements of the proprietress in his heart, and then returned to the curb happily.

Just kidding, why did the popsicle choke to death?Silly woman!

If it weren't for the fact that the proprietress was the sister-in-law of his third tablemate's second aunt's eldest sister-in-law, and Zhang Tiaotiao had written a love letter to that tablemate, he would have cursed back anyway!

Look, human relationship, how important it is!

Zhang Tiaotiao sighed alone, and took one of them to cool the wound. As for the other one, hehe, he unpacked it a few times and stuffed it into his mouth.

Choking to death on a popsicle?How can it be!He has eaten Bawang Popsicle so many times, and he has never choked on it!

flowering?Make him jump and bloom?How can it be!Those who can make it bloom don't know where it is going to sprout!

He raised his head and opened his mouth wide, sending the popsicle into his mouth.

Immediately afterwards, he heard a group of calls: "Come on!"

There was a "snap" from behind, which was the sound of the canteen closing.

Usually this is a group fight!

Zhang Tiaotiao squinted at the person rushing over. The person who had just fought with him turned around and called out a dozen people!And with a big stick!

Zhang Tiaotiao was furious, it's not fair!First of all, the number of people is not equal!

Zhang Tiaotiao never thought that the popsicle would choke to death, but when he was in a hurry, the popsicle got stuck in his throat. He didn't choke to death on the popsicle, but he didn't have time to take it out.He was just hesitating between fighting back and taking the popsicle, and he couldn't make a decision in time, so he missed the best time.As a result, he could neither fight back nor hold a popsicle.

Finally, the popsicle melted, and Zhang Tiaotiao was trampled so hard that he couldn’t find the east, west, east, and west. He was lying on the curb, his body was covered with wounds and blood. The curb was across his back, and the pain gradually disappeared. up.

He saw the smile in the dream again.

laugh!laugh!laugh!

Grandpa is about to die of pain, you are still laughing!

He struggled to raise his hand, trying to poke that pretty smiling face, but he couldn't raise his arm.

Zhang Tiaotiao closed his eyes, with bloody footprints and bruises all over his body.

I should be dead!he said to himself.

I actually choked to death on a popsicle.he said to himself.

Laugh at me again, just die!He yelled at the person in his dream.

Then, he felt something was wrong.

He opened his eyes and saw the person he saw in his dream, the difference was that this person didn't smile.Not only did she not smile, but she also looked at him seriously.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"..." The man didn't answer him.

"Where is this?" he asked again.

"..." The man still didn't answer him.

"Why am I here?" He didn't give up and asked.

"..." The man still didn't answer him.

"Are you dumb?" He looked at the person in front of him sympathetically, and began to speak on his own: "You are so beautiful, why are you dumb? Why are you wearing a red dress? What are you doing? What are you doing?" After a series of questions, he belatedly remembered that this person was dumb, and it was impossible for him to answer any of his questions!

He patted the back of his head.A cell was photographed, ouch, it hurts.He grinned, and suddenly found that the beauty was motionless.

"Could it be a dummy?" Zhang Tiaotiao looked at the beauty in front of him, stretched out his hand and waved in front of her.The beauty remained motionless, but this time, her eyes moved.

Zhang Tiaotiao breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest, and said, "Great, it's alive!"

"..."

As he patted, he felt something was wrong again.So he looked down at himself.Also in red.Strange!

Not only that, but he also has a pair of slender and beautiful hands, and on the thumb of his left hand, there is an emerald green jade wrench!

what is this?

He was stunned for a while, and then asked: "Who am I?" After asking, he remembered that the beauty was dumb again, what a pity, and looking carefully, it was amazing!

What a big bed!

Such a gorgeous house!

The head of the bed is actually inlaid with night pearls!

Whatever he is!With beauty in his arms, money and a house, no matter whether he is marrying a wife or a son-in-law, he only earns but not loses!

After thinking about it, this beauty is beautiful, but she can neither speak nor move. No matter how you look at it, it is a disabled lady from a rich family who recruited a son-in-law. It took a handful, so there is still a cell on the head!

Stupid man, what can't you think about?Waiting on the bed, isn't that what it is!