Anime Crossover: My Cheat Code is Myself

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Just then, everyone had already settled into their tasks.

The surrounding environment resembled a magnified oral cavity model, and the position where everyone stood looked like an enlarged tongue.

However, it is not flesh and blood at all; it looks more like it is made of some kind of mineral or something similar.

Kakyoin looked around, somewhat puzzled, and asked, "Which part of that guy's body is this?"

"It's still in the mouth, it hasn't been swallowed into the throat."

Joseph looked around and analyzed, appearing quite experienced. It was unclear why he seemed to know so much about this kind of thing.

“Hey~ Natsuhiko, Jotaro.”

"Natsuhiko, Jotaro. You two are my type, so it hurts me to see you like this..."

Just then, Mitra spoke again, her voice still alluring and captivating.

Clearly, she was able to see the specific images of Xia Yan and the others through the stand-in.

"You two are actually going to be consumed by my stand-in 'The High Priestess'. If only we hadn't met in this way, what a pity..."

"It's truly my blessing to be liked by such a lovely girl like you. To be honest, I was captivated by you the moment I saw you."

"It's just like seeing my first love again. Your voice is so sweet. If I could go on a date with a beautiful girl like you, I would be willing to die right now."

Before Mitra could continue speaking, Xia Yan began to utter some rather exaggerated romantic words.

Jotaro was stunned for a moment upon hearing this, and looked at Natsuhiko with an incredulous expression.

Clearly, he never expected that Xia Yan, who had always been a model father in his eyes, would say such things behind his mother's back.

Just as he was about to say something, Polnareff grabbed his shoulder and pulled him back down. Then he noticed that Kakyoin and his grandfather Joseph were also frantically giving him meaningful glances, as if they had thought of something.

"Ya le ya le~"

The quick-witted Jotaro immediately figured out the reason, and a hint of displeasure flashed in his eyes.

However, he didn't say much, only his lips twitched slightly, and he lowered the brim of his hat.

"Huh~?"

Upon hearing Xia Yan's slightly cheesy sweet talk, Mitra let out a cute exclamation.

Her reaction was more intense than expected; her voice trembled slightly, and the stand-in's entire face turned bright red, as if she were blushing with embarrassment.

Even the inside of the Stand's mouth can be clearly seen.

"You are lying!"

"You've never even seen me! And you claim you were captivated by me at first sight!"

But soon, Mitra seemed to realize something, and his words revealed a hint of annoyance.

At the same time, the stand-ins that were originally like stone sculptures under everyone's feet also came to life, trembling slightly as if expressing the dissatisfaction of the original bodies.

"No, I've seen her before. Mitra has purple hair, right? She also has star-shaped hair ornaments, wears a blue dress, and has skin as white as milk..."

"Huh!? You... how did you know?"

Of course I saw it with my eyes rolled...

While internally complaining, Xia Yan still uttered those sickeningly sweet words.

“My eyesight is very good. Although I only saw you from afar, Mitra’s image seems to be engraved in my heart, and I can’t forget it…”

Chapter 104 A Magical Title

Xia Yan's next move left Polnareff in awe, wishing he could immediately become his apprentice and learn his flirting skills.

Like a seasoned male escort with over a decade of experience in picking up girls, Xia Yan successfully won Mitra's heart in just five minutes without ever meeting her, using a variety of flirtatious techniques.

As for the specifics of what was said, please forgive the author, who has been single for over twenty years, has never been in a relationship, and has now reached the level of a great magician, for being unable to provide details.

I'm sure all of you readers, who are as handsome as Daniel Wu, more charming than Eddie Peng, and have a lifetime of romantic encounters, can imagine the rest.

Surely not everyone who reads this book is a magician?

If so, then you are blessed.

The title of this chapter has a magical power; it will do its best to attract romance to the reader.

I wish you find true love in the future, and that you won't accept any dowry.

Remember to check out the comments section! Thanks for the title!

Xia Yan shook his head, trying to shake off these mysterious thoughts that had inexplicably popped into his head.

Suddenly, I felt my thoughts became much clearer, and I felt as if I had been elevated.

It feels as refreshing as putting on underwear that has been refrigerated overnight in the refrigerator when you wake up in the morning.

Meanwhile, Mitra, who had already completely devoted her girlish heart to Xia Yan, was manipulating her Stand to send Xia Yan and his group to the shore.

In order to see her beloved as soon as possible, she even turned the "Pope" into a speedboat.

In less than a minute, Xia Yan and his group were brought ashore.

……

"Are you sure you don't need my help? If it's for you, Xia Yan, I'd be willing to be your enemy, even if it's Dio!"

Looking at Mitra, who was huddled in his arms, with an expression that said, "I'd be willing to fight the world for you," Xia Yan felt a bead of cold sweat trickle down his forehead.

I wonder if I went a little too far.

It's all because of my irresistible charm...

“Mitra, I can’t let you come with me.”

Xia Yan held Mitra's hand and gazed at her tenderly.

"If you get even the slightest bit hurt, it will break my heart, so please don't make me worry, okay, baby~"

"Darling~"

When Mitra heard Xia Yan call her "baby" in a deep, gentle tone, her eyes lit up.

She tilted her head back and slowly closed her eyes; the meaning couldn't be clearer.

Under Polnareff's envious gaze, which was almost bringing him to tears, Xia Yan, despite the piercing stares of his father-in-law and son behind him, gave Mitra a goodbye kiss and exchanged contact information.

After watching Mitra reluctantly leave as he transformed his Stand into a car, Xia Yan and his group stood in a row facing the sea.

Thinking of the hardships they had endured along the way, Abuder said with some emotion:

"Speaking of which, we've finally set foot on Egyptian soil..."

"Ah, if we were taking a jet plane, it would only take 20 hours to get there. I never imagined it would take us a full 25 days..." the second brother, Qiao, said with a sigh.

"I've traveled to all sorts of places, and I can even roam freely in my dreams at night..."

Kakyoin also joined in the exclamations.

Unlike Joseph Joestar and Avdol, Kakyoin's tone was more nostalgic for the journey he had taken.

After all, the closer you get to Dior, the closer your journey is to its end.

Although there were various twists and turns along the way, it also allowed Kakyoin to experience feelings he had never had in the past seventeen years.

The feeling called "friendship".

Xia Yan just felt that he was being a bit sentimental, after all, the end of the trip to beat up the child didn't mean they would part ways.

Polnareff may return to France, and Avdol will likely stay in Egypt to continue running his fortune-telling shop, but Kakyoin has already transferred to the same school as Jotaro.

We see each other every day, why are you being so sentimental...?

“Yes, I never imagined that a baby who is not even a year old would become a Stand user…” Joseph added.

“Speaking of dreaming…” Polnareff said with a slight complaint, “Mr. Xia Yan, we’re all adults, we should be having more erotic dreams, like… hehe, you know what I mean~”

At this point, Polnareff revealed a slightly lewd smile.

After defeating Death XIII, Natsuhiko seized his Stand ability, which allows him to create a dream world completely under his control and pull others into their dreams while they are sleeping.

The power of this ability lies in the fact that the effects a target experiences in a dream will also have an impact in reality.

This applies to both damage and healing effects.

Of course, it's not entirely without limits.

Otherwise, Joseph's arm wouldn't still be a prosthesis.

So far, the biggest benefit of this ability is that it allows Xia Yan and his group to better recover their energy at night.

It was precisely because of this that everyone was in perfect mental and physical condition, saving a lot of rest time and allowing the group to arrive in Africa five days earlier than in the original story.

Seeing Polnareff's lewd expression, Xia Yan rolled his eyes at him in annoyance.

"I only dragged you into this dream so you could better recharge. Having adult dreams like this will only make you more tired, won't it?"

The others also looked at Polnareff with speechless expressions.

"Just kidding, I'm just kidding!"

Faced with the stares of the crowd as if he were something dirty, Polnareff gave an awkward laugh and stopped fooling around.

Seeing that everyone was in good spirits, Jotaro's usually stern face softened considerably.

"Okay, let's go."

He led the way into the desert.

She had only taken two steps when Xia Yan called her back.

"Wait a minute, Jotaro, you're not planning to walk to the nearest town, are you...?"

As he spoke, Xia Yan released his Stand. The countless black feathers falling from the sky gathered together, melting like candles, and then constantly changing shape, eventually transforming into a desert off-road vehicle.

"This is!!?"

"OH MY GOD!?"

Joseph and the others stared in disbelief as they looked at the car that Xia Yan had painstakingly created using a stand-in.

“You wouldn’t be… Bu.”